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Ireland Baldwin’s in her Bra on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is clearly an attention seeker who has been trying to establish herself as a model or actor or who the fuck knows…but we do know she’s trying to break free from her Parent’s shadow..that’s why she hustles her twitter and instagram hard…but in using twitter and instagram…these girls can’t figure out why other girls have all the followers before realizing…it’s all because of the butt shots…like Jenn Selter’s dad isn’t huge star Alec Baldwin…and her mom isn’t Kim Basigner…so why the fuck does she have 2 million followers, while this entitled twat doesn’t…it’s cuz she strategically whores herself out…and I guess that’s what Ireland Baldwin is realizing that she has to do and that’s get in a bra, now that she’s 18…it’s time….to get in a bra and pretend you are showing off your hair cut…

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Queen Latifah Will Officiate 34 Same-Sex Marriages At The Grammys!

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And this is why she is the Queen! From crazy outfit changes to NSFW moments, the Grammys entertain viewers every year with a number of surprising…

Queen Latifah Will Officiate 34 Same-Sex Marriages At The Grammys!

Really? Justin Bieber’s Advisors Tell Him To Stay Away From Selena Gomez Because She’s A Bad Influence?

No, it’s Selena who should run as far away as she can from Justin . Justin Bieber’s Advisors Tell Him To Stay Away From Selena Gomez This relationship just seems to be getting more and more toxic. Justin needs to get his isht together. According to Radar Online: Justin Bieber’s closest confidantes, including manager Scooter Braun, have advised the pop star to steer clear of his on-and-off-again girlfriend, Selena Gomez, because the ex-Disney starlet is a “bad influence,” RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. “There is always so much — ridiculous — drama involving both of them. They fight constantly and Selena loves to keep Justin hanging. He always acts out after they fight. Selena is just not good for Justin. They need to stay away from each other.” However, after Bieber’s arrest in the early morning hours of Thursday in Miami for a DUI, drag racing, resisting arrest and driving on an expired license — the warning seems odd. “These are very young kids essentially, with no real adult supervision or guidance in their lives and it shows,” the source added. “Justin also does really stupid stuff to try and impress Selena. Frustratingly for his advisors, he gets so much negative press, but Selena never does. If Justin were to cut off all communication with Selena, he would be in a much better place.” Said another insider, “Most of Justin’s team thinks she has a generally positive influence on him because she has her act together… (but) he does act out a lot more often than (not) when he deals with her.” Do you believe Selena has a negative influence on Justin? Instagram Continue reading

Drunken Cycling of the Day

I learned at a young age, that everything is better when drunk. I am talking all aspects of life. From school, to work, to sports, to hobbies, to sex, to church, to whatever the fuck you like doing…when you’re drunk…it’s actually enjoyable…and if done right…it makes people laugh…and spreading job, up on some Patch Adams shit, makes the world a better place, even if it involves sacrificing your safety, well being or health…you are martyr…like this guy riding his bike drunk…awesome.

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Keri Russell Slutting Out for GQ like it was the 90s of the Day

Felicity is making a comeback and she’s doing it pretty naughty…making her fans that loved her when she was in her late 20s…who probably still have the DVD box set wrapped in their DVD collection next to their star wars toys pretty fucking exciting…because they never gave up on her when the rest of us forgot about her and they knew that when they staged that fake wedding in their mom’s basement with a model they made of her…their commitment and love for her was eternal…through thickness and thinness, sickness and health… While the rest of us just see a 40 year old trying to hard, post pregnancy, to be hot…but in our defence we didn’t find her hot in her 20s and don’t find her hot now.

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Anastasia Ashley’s Doing the Rihanna Paddleboard Pic of the DAy

Anastasia Ashley keeps instagram fun. Whether it’s with her surfer ass or her doing parodies of celebrity bikini pics….I always get a good laugh…then a good cry….because I always cry when I want to masturbate but can’t because all my hard living broke my clit sized buried in fat penis…now to be clear, that wasn’t a crying when masturbating joke, I hate those….but rather just a sad glimpse into my horrible life…a life that Anastasia Ashley’s instagram consistently reminds me is flawed, failed… Here she is doing the RIHANNA Paddle Board Erotica…which is the only kind of erotica anyone should know!

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Weather Channel Fail of the Day

I think the biggest fail in recent years is that the Weather Channel and their league of Meteorologists have tried to sensationalize their jobs by like they were working for Hard Copy or some other tabloid show…by naming winter storms like they were hurricanes that needed to be tracked, I guess because when you’re a weather man…all you have going for you, besides fucking the weather woman behind the green screen map, is tracking the storm from your shitty office at your shitty low level local news channel studio…dreaming of the day you become Al Roker… I mean that was the biggest fail, until they named a winter storm Janus, and had a dude stand in front of the “J”… Funnies.

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Kate Upton Does the Superbowl for Vogue of the Day

The Super Bowl is a big deal for Kate Upton… Not necessarily because she’s into Football… Not necessarily because her fan base is all about that shit…and I don’t mean to shit on every football fan, because I know that football is a huge deal to dudes of all socio-economic backgrounds…I just mean to say that trailer dwelling mass market blue collar Joe the Plumber motherfucker with the 400 pound wife is all about this Kate Upton shit, her awkward body is like some angelic shape from heaven… But because of all the party snacks…so much food for her to eat her way through…because that’s what pigs do.

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Kelly Hall Tits for Page 3 of the Day

Kelly Hall is a Page 3 Idol winner, which I guess is a big deal in the UK for a girl who aspires to be a titty model, because it means getting on the map and into the daily paper as the tits of the year, at least I assume that’s the case, because these tits has that as her twitter bio…. I don’t find her all that hot, at least not in these shitty, generic pics, but she does have tits that she thinks are good enough to use to get ahead and she is willing to use them…and more girls should follow her lead because I want to see her tits..

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Father of the Year of the Day

Apparently, this is a video of a dad in Poland pulling his kid on a sled behind either a car, or a snowmobile, and I don’t find the whole thing all that crazy, because I am from Canada and feel like that is is what Canadians do every weekend, but it’s a pretty funny hearing the dad laughing, even if it’d be funnier if this ended in a fail…because I like when dumb actions result in the worst possible consequences… If you don’t like that – here’s a video of a pole saving someone’s life…

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