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Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste in Body Paint of the Day

UFC girls Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste, who thanks to the UFC are pretty famous, at least for dudes with Faux Hawks and cheesy as fuck t-shirts, who like to wrestle their friends as a past time, at least when they aren’t watching other dudes wrestle…making these girls the chicks thrown into a gang bang to make it not as gay as it clearly is, because gay is the last thing dudes into dudes rolling around all pressed up against each other, want to think about…because it would make the hard on they have too confusing for them… That said…Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are body painted, something that would be hot if they didn’t have implants that act as an internal, built in bra…nipple covers and more importantly a thong… Meaning, body painting is a scam, these whores are still clothed….if there’s no labia it don’t matter.

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Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste in Body Paint of the Day

Adriana Lima Doing a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Model Adriana Lima…who should probably retire but that would mean she’s accepted being old and washed up, something I Feel like these models have a hard time doing, because they spent so many years being rejected on their way up to the top, that once they made it to the top, they finally felt appreciated, loved and hot…and letting that end, not only will mean less money for the Christian who claimed she was a virgin, at least vaginal virgin, before having a bunch of kids…but it will also mean she doesn’t matter any more…so here’s what was once the hottest of the models…not quite as hot…in a bikini shooting for her main/only client…and after staring at the pics for a creepy amount of time…all I gotta say is she’s good enough. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Amanda Seyfried in a Bikini of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is generally dumpy and boring….pretty uninteresting…except when she’s making movies where she’s pretty much willing to do anything and everything from Fucking Julianne Moore to showing off her naked body that despite this picture, a picture you know Justin Long, the Mac Guy, shot…because it’s of an ass he is sticking his dick inside…making this ass as dumpy and boring…pretty uninteresting as it was meant to be…because it’s not a scene from a movie she’s being paid to be awesome in.

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Amanda Seyfried in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Ass in Jeans for the Seahawks of the Day

Ashley Tisdale, like all low levels, despite being very popular, despite not deserving that popularity because she is not hot, took to the internet to pose a pic of her little ass in jeans, supporting her team, or the winning team…to piss off all the 49ers fans…hopefully enough that they maul her…it’ll do her butter face…good…even though I can assume she doesn’t watch football, but figures, she does when it comes to Super Bowl photo opportunities to get people talking…and that’s exactly what I am going to do…because I don’t have shit else going on…even though I am Canadian and football doesn’t exist to me…that’s how sad, lonely and pathetic my life is…writing nothing about nothing…when I could be productive doing something.

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Ashley Tisdale Ass in Jeans for the Seahawks of the Day

Alexandra Daddario Naked in True Detective of the Day

I’ve never heard of Alexandra Daddario, or the show True Detective, but I have seen her tits on TV in the clip from the show, and that may be all I need to know because they are pretty fucking fantastic…and make me wonder why it took her so long to walk into my life…it’s like she’s almost 30…this shoulda happened back when she was 20 and probably too good to get naked before realizing it is not a big deal and does so much for a career. TO SEE GIFs of Alexandra Daddario Topless in True Detective CLICK HERE

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Sandra Kubicka for Bon Prix Lingerie of the Day

Sandra Kubicka is some random internet model I have never heard of who I guess booked some lingerie campaign for Valentine’s Day…because she’s in lingerie for Valentines day….I am investigative journalist like that and these are the pics… These don’t really matter because she’s not taking the steps aspiring models should take…by getting naked for low level photographers with questionable morals like amateur pornstars…but different because it is for fashion…

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Sandra Kubicka for Bon Prix Lingerie of the Day

I have a Crush on the Dirty Diaper Eater of the Day

Keyshia is my crush of the day…because she’s fucking crazy… She’s a baby piss drinking dirty diaper sucking freak who I am going to assume is fully lying and a hired actor down on her luck because of the smile on her face while she sucks the piss out of a diaper…despite not having kids…making me wonder where she finds the pee filled diapers to being with…but that I am going to assume are found by the guy who handles props since TV is all staged… I just wonder where we are at in society, that this kind of thing is produced, or even sensationalized or talked about. What happened to having some dignity in your weirdo behavior, keep it to your self – feel guilty – hope you don’t get caught… All this to say, I’m in love.

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Rihanna’s Got a Good Bathing Suit on Of the Day

I like Rihanna’s choice in bathing suits…even though I know that if Rihanna had her choice her bathing suit would be no bathing suit while spreading her ass asking for people to lick it…because she’s a sexual deviant, ego, who some would debate is the fucking worst…but who I think is pretty alright, because any girl who produces her own smut, famous or both is alright to me, they give me something to look at that’s better than my wife trying to not get stuck in our shower stall… It may be the angle, or the quality of the pic, but it looks good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Sucking a Popsicle of the Day

Everyone is probably over the “scandal” or controversy that came with Miley Cyrus while you came to her jacked up in her vagina leotard…and/or nipples…including Miley, who is just posting very wholesome pics of her enjoying a popsicle as young girls do…and there’s nothing suggestive or provocative implied with the way she wraps her lips around that chocolate looking phallus…nothing at all…

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Miley Cyrus Sucking a Popsicle of the Day

Ireland Baldwin at the SI Swim Event of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has messaged me before…her and her dad lost their shit on me and blocked me for being such a good guy…you know the misunderstood hero in this story that is life…and that rejection is probably why I bother looking at her instagram because I prefer girls who hate me. I find it more appealing, but also I don’t have to question what is wrong with them on a psychological level in that they would let me up in them… That said, she’s now an IMG model because she’s 6 foot 5 and big and I guess either in this years SI Swimsuit cuz she matters enough to have her team of agents push her onto magazines catering to a younger audience…because their existing audience is dying and don’t use computers…and I guess part of that becoming a model amongst other titty models involves showing off your tits as hard as you can. TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

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Ireland Baldwin at the SI Swim Event of the Day