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Anastasia Ashley Amazing Surf Butt at a Budweiser Commercial of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is the single best thing to happen to female surfing since the invention of the surfboard…and maybe the bikini…and if you don’t know that, then you don’t pay attention…because I’ve been reminding you consistently the last 6 months….and I am going to assume you have probably already masturbated to her surfing abilities at least once…because I cater to virgin weirdos…and that’s what you people do… That said, with surfing comes a great round ass, and I love great round asses, and this one is probably the best there is, maybe they best there ever was, maybe the best there ever will be…and it is shooting a commercial…all wet and lovely…attached to it’s lovely and amazing host body Anastasia Ashley…she’s my favorite. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Scarlett Johannson Sucking Straw for SodaStream of the Day

Scarlett Johannson is getting really Glamourous jobs doing ad campaigns for Soda Stream, the Soda Company that banks off their fake Super Bowl ads that never get approved by the Super Bowl, because they are not Coke or Pepsi…but they are probably more relevant than Coke or Pepis, if not owned by Coke or Pepsi, because giving fat Americans the ability to make their own soda pops soft drinks in the comfort of their own mould ridden trailer home..is like massive…at least massive enough to book Scarlett Johannson to be sucking straws for their campaign…and I’m not posting this because Soda Stream pays me, I just like seeing fat Scarlett sucking away like she really believes in the product, because she probably does…you know she may even be doing this for free… Either way, straw sucking face is erotic to me.

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Scarlett Johannson Sucking Straw for SodaStream of the Day

Alyssa Arce Awesome Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day

This Alyssa Arce is an actual model with a modelling agency, who I guess understands that her asset is her huge tits on her small frame and not really anything else about her…and that’s why she went the Playboy route…which led to doing Terry Richardson shoots like this..and I am not complaining, I am actually happy to see Playboy booking girls who don’t look like fake lip plastic porn chicks, this is progressive fashion porn to them and that’s what I am into…so lets all stare at Alyssa Arce and her tits…and the new beginning they represent…or you can just google her and find pics of her pussy, I am in LA and would rather spend my time finding her…so that can be your assignment…

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Margot Robbie’s Wolf of Wall Street Nudes of the Day

I haven’t seen Wolf of Wallstreet but every motherfucker won’t shut up about it….and more importantly won’t shut up about Margot Robbie and her nude scene – so I figure, since celebrity nudity is what I built this empire on, I might as well post it…because lets face it, Leonardo DiCaprio’s life isn’t celebrated enough…might as well be reminded that he was paid millions to do this…because if you don’t wake up thinking you suck at life…you don’t matter…. I have never heard of Margot Robbie – But I have seen her naked and so have you.

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Margot Robbie’s Wolf of Wall Street Nudes of the Day

Holly-Daze Coffey is the 15 Year Old Surfer of the Day

As you may or may not know, I am a huge supporter of women’s surfer, I love their asses. I am a fan, even at the amateur level where 15 or 16 year old surfer girls named Holly Coffeey are involved, not because I know how to surf or offer any real assistance in the sport, you know I am not a mentor to guide them in anyway. I am not like a little league coach…playing hide the baseball in the poor father-less kid with the absentee mother with a crack addictions rectum…. I can however watch it from a distance on instagram…and not feel so bad about it…knowing that Instagram allows this kind of photography, they even make money off it, meaning it’s totally not criminal, totally legit, it’s just a girl in a bikini showing off how she excels in a sport…right? Instagram makes the rules people, not me. That said, it is safe to say, hormones in the food…are making girls start puberty sooner and sooner…an I am interested in seeing where Holly-Daze Coffey ends up by 18…I am thinking 40 lbs heavier and built like a truck like she was Kate Upton

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Former Reality Stars Who Think They’re Too Good For Reality TV Now

Even though their reality shows kept the lights on, these celebs say they’re over reality TV… Continue reading

Kendall Jenner is Starting to Look Like Too Much of a Kardashian of the Day

Kendall Jenner may not have the Kardashian Gene that makes her ethnic, or weird…and she may be a white supremacists’ answer to jerking off to Kim Kardashian without all the guilt of her Armenian blood genetics on his conscious…and she may be what you get when you take Kim Kardashian and turn her caucasian with Athlete blood…but she’s still from the same home, and nature vs nurture doesn’t matter, cuz as far as the Kardashian’s go…the evil that is their vaginas comes from their mom’s side…and the vapid entitled cunt behavior does too… But at least she’s skinny. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Tara Mackey’s an Amazing Model who Sings of the Day

Tara Mackey is an amazing model who you can INSTAGRAM …and she’s making moves with her music career…where she recently released a video of her singing an old jazz favorite, originally recorded by Billie Holliday called Strange Fruit, which is a dark song about Racism and lynching black people in the 30s…pretty heavy shit, but this girl carries it and even if you aren’t into old Jazz, like I am…or the 30s and 40s…you can probably appreciate how solid she brings it…but more importantly, how hot she looks bringing it… I am a huge fan of her work and looking’ for more out of her…also if you google her name…you can see tons of nude modelling pics…which is pretty fucking ideal…for everyone involved…

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Jonathan Leder’s Fetishism is Hot as Fuck of the Day

Voyeurism from Fetishisms Manifesto on Vimeo . Friend of the site, Jonathan Leder, produces some of the most erotic stuff I’ve seen in years…I It’s fashion/art porn that I can actually get off to because the girls in it are broken down daddy issue porn sluts…but rather babes you’d expect to see in a fashion campaign…but like all girls…are down to fuck..under the right circumstances at least that’s what directory Jonathan Leder makes us believe…. These are trailers to his amazing new nudie mag that he is putting out, that I have written about once before …and will probably write about again…because it’s just that good quality… The first video is called Voyeuris, the second Nymphomania and both are hot as fuck…. Here’s Nymphomania: Fetishisms Trilogy, Part II from Fetishisms Manifesto on Vimeo . If you’re still not familiar with Jonathan Leder….he shot these pics of Em Rata….or Emily Ratajkowski…the chick front the blurred lines video… To find out more about the amazing project – and to support it because with your support it will just get better and better visit FETISH MANIFESTO

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And Another One: Zoe Saldana Snags Lead Role In New NBC Miniseries “Rosemary’s Baby!”

Minority women are taking over primetime television one role at a time….and we aint mad one bit! Zoe Saldana Lands Lead Role In NBC Miniseries “Rosemary’s Baby” Actress Zoe Saldana is joining the likes of Kerry Washington and Gabrielle Union in the land of minority leading ladies after landing the starring female role in an upcoming NBC miniseries titled “Rosemary’s Baby,” which is slated to be an adaptation of the popular 60s novel of the same name. via Deadline Avatar and Star Trek star Zoe Saldana has been tapped as the lead in NBC’s four-hour miniseries Rosemary’s Baby, an adaptation of the 1967 best-selling suspense novel by Ira Levin. The mini centers on Rosemary (Saldana), a young wife and would-be mother who, with her husband, moves into a Paris apartment that has a dark past. After finally getting pregnant, she becomes increasingly suspicious that both her husband and their mysterious neighbors have ulterior motives about the future of her child. Mia Farrow played the role in Roman Polanski’s 1968 feature adaptation. “Zoe has proven that she is one of our most gifted actresses, and we think she has the perfect combination of spirit and gravitas to take on the title role from Ira Levin’s infamous novel,” said NBC’s head of longform Quinn Taylor. Sounds like Ms. Pope has all of these big networks suddenly itching to meet their diversity quotas! Whatever the case, we’ll take it….’bout time talented women of color got some shine on prime-time, riiiiiight? Congrats to Zoe! Continue reading