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Russian Genius in a Parasail Fail of the Day

There was a time when Russia was the competing to be the first in space, they had a great communist science program that was largely a product of when the Americans and Russians got the best of the WWII Nazi engineers back when they built the Berlin wall…not that you care about that…it was a long time ago, at least enough time to take freedom from their people, train them in a militant way, soak them in Vodka, and give them their freedom back, leaving them confused yet capable to do stunts like this, where dude parasails, without an ocean or a Boat, because that shit is for little girls on vacation…these are Russian and don’t need Oceans or Boats, that is for the weak… Well this idiot ended up dying from this idiotic accident…and I am posting it because it’s just so stupid not to post…

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Polina Borodina Hot Topless Model of the DAy

Polina Borodina is a Russian model who has been at it since she was around 15, I don’t think she’s all that much older than that now, I mean clearly 18…but more importantly equipped with the Russian sense about her that knows getting topless for a photographer who thinks he is Terry Richardson, because it may lead to some jobs and it’s better than getting a job working in the webcam model industry…I like her….even if her nipples are too big for her tits…

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Vanessa Hudgens Photoshopped for Bongo Jeans

Vanessa Hudgens is generally fat…but she tries to not be fat by working out and and with the help of photoshop and Bongo Jeans…she manages to look like some long lean model…. Sure, I am having a hard time thinking her little troll body, looks like this when it is done up, I saw Spring Breakers and I am not buying this…but I’ll still post it cuz I am oddly attracted to her. I blame her underage pics of her hairy pussy for that. Soemthing her team tried to get me arrested for posting…even though I wasn’t the one who took it… I guess that is our bond…that she treated me like a man who molested her all in efforts of a publicity stunt.

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Drunk 8 Year Old of the Day

I don’t know if this is a legit story, but it makes for a good viral video concept, because people get really fucking mad when they see 8 or 9 year old kids getting drunk in public like they are fucking homeless…this happened in New Zealand and I don’t really care about the follow-up story because I am convinced it’s fully staged…but if it’s not…pretty amazing…but not as amazing as when I was fucking hookers and doing speed at 9. Beers is for amateurs.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Marks & Spencer Lingerie of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazing, and as a guy who has a hateful relationship with catalog pics, you know because they consistently fucking suck, don’t inspire me in anyway and are just some babe in some shitty sweatshop made clothes photoshopped to shit, you know with really zero effort and with no sign of people stepping up creativity to make them good…but every once in a while Rosie Hungtington comes out half naked and all fucking lovely…and I can’t help but appreciate an otherwise depressing photograph…She’s that good even when she’s not naked or making Megan Fox Obsolete…

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Comeback Tour of the Day

Someone told me that Audrina Patridge is now broken up with her leech boyfriend who she finances while he tries to fuck other girls..I don’t know or care if that is true, I mean this is Audrina Patridge, she may be rich thanks to her TV hustle, but still totally irrelevant and non-existent as a person…especially now years later… However, like all girls who break up with their boyfriends, she’s on a mission to get back out there, to get mail attention and to show off those fake tits her dad bought her at 16 as an insurance that she’d always be able to make a buck, because college wasn’t really for her, and fake tits were cheaper. I’m into it, because I guess part of me wouldn’t mind leeching of Audrina while trying to fuck other girls, like her last boyfriend…because working sucks…not that I have a job but you know what I mean.

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Olga Kent in a Bikini of the Day

Olga Kent is some Russian girl in her bikini because unlike other Russian girls who are waiting in line for rationed bread, or to be human trafficked out of communism…. No wait, it’s not the 80s anymore, and we now live in a time where Russian girls can be gold digging fame whores without pulling fucking miracles…making Olga Kent, hardly anything special in terms of her being here with us in her bikini today….or even that she’s managed to get into Movies…it’s not like she had to escape a communist work camp, or Olympic training facility to be here with us today…which doesn’t make her less hot…it just makes her less interesting. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anne Hathaway’s Fat Hard Nipple of the Day

If ever there has been someone who proves the Oscars are a fucking scam, it’s Anne Hathaway…because she won for cutting off her hair..when everyone knows the transformative roles the Oscars want of you is to play a play a retarded person, or a lesbian…not some candy coated musical hooker.. I guess she also proves that once you win an Oscar, you pretty much have peaked, and it’s time to let yourself go…unless she’s prepping for her next Oscar win, where she plays a skinny girl who gains 20 lbs over the holidays… All this to say, hard nipples. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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David From Roseanne’s Girl Kelli Garner in a Bikini of the Day

David from Roseanne’s name is Johnny Galecki. He was also the kid in National Lampoon X-Mas Vacation. But I guess more importantly, at least in terms of career, on Big Bang Theory, a show where all these idiots get overpaid for the dumbest thing on TV, that is really popular because it the public is dumb and it talks to them…. His ex Kaley Cuoco recently got married. Now he’s with some latch on named Kelli Garner in her bikini and I don’t even know why I am posting this. She has a shitty body, so does he…making this some Dan and Roseanne caliber white trash vacation…that will end in pregnancy because look how in love he is….for the paparazzi…seems a little needy…and very annoying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kaley Cuoco’s Wedding Video of the Day

I know there was some controversy about Kaley Cuoco getting married, I didn’t pay attention to why, but here is a video of her wedding, which is more of a sales pitch for her make up artist…where Kaley looks a lot like a fat Britney Spears… I just hope the only people who masturbate to Kaley Cuoco are socially awkward, aspergeres nerds who like her because she plays the accessible “hot” girl on a really huge show, that I don’t think should be a huge show, but that for some reason everyone watches all the fucking time…making her more relevant than she should be…. I can only assume, like Kaley’s sex appeal, some brain washing is going on….you know all a fucking lie… She’s annoying as fuck, no wonder John Ritter self destructed on set with her.

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