Apparently, bikini bridge is the new thigh gap. For those of you who don’t know, the bikini bridge, is the bridge between hip bones a bikini forms when a girl is lying on the beach in a bikini and her gunt/muff gunt/FUPA doesn’t get in the way and fill shit up like a set of testicles.. I don’t see anything wrong with this, and that’s why I decided to post a bunch of bikini pics to celebrate anything that encourages girls to not be fat…cuz those are trends I support…from fitness to eating disorders…sign me up to judge the end results… So girls…send me your best bikini bridge pics and remember – they can be panty bridge pics…or invisible bikini bridge pics – I accept them all..
Russian IMG Model Kristina Tsvetkova did some nude shoot, all greased up and lovely…. I’ve never heard of her, but like most models I’ve never heard of, I have seen her nipples…and I guess that’s better than I know most girls in my everyday life, like the bitch who serves me coffee, or the bitch who serves me donuts, or the bitch at the welfare office who always rejects my request for food stamps….I mean I even know this babe better than I know my own family members, and my neighbors, and people I went to high school with, and 98 percent of my Facebook friends…because this model has the decency to know, show your titties for your career, it’s better like that.
I don’t care about Maria Menounos…and I don’t really think the general public does. She’s on TV nightly, but thanks to NETFLIX and Apple TV and Cable…the world isn’t forced to watch the celebrity news shows like we were in the 80s, when we had no option but to stare at Mary Hart’s legs and imagine her vaginal juice soaking her high heels…because that’s what perverts do… But I guess she still has a fan base, for those of us into fat greek asses that we know are also used as the primary vagina in Greece, a cultural trait we hope she brought back with her, to justify a life with such a stupid sounding name…. On a side note, I’ve seen her secondary vagina, the one with a clit, flashed on the beach and it was better than this, but this is still good enough… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
There comes a point in every man’s life when he revisits vagina from the past…but not pictures from the High School Yearbook, but rather Facebook albums, current Facebook albums of the girl you used to jerk off to, who is now fatter, divorced, a mom of 3 and not nearly what she was back then, but desperate enough now to sleep with you…something you have no choice but to take her up on, because let’s face it, you wanted it so bad then, then even if it’s awful now, it’s closure.. I think that’s what is happening to me looking at these Stephanie Seymour bathing suit pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Today…an outtake of Miley Cyrus in a YOU Magazine photoshoot where she’s doing the typical Miley Cyrus hustle…in jacked up underwear posing like an edgy little hipster…featuring her nipple hit the internet…and no one cared… Reminding us all that we are desensitized fucks, if this was 10 years ago, and this was Britney or Lohan or one of the other cunts who was famous back then, the world would fucking top in its tracks…but the only thing that would make us notice Miley is if she released an actual Masturbation video, not one of her simulating masturbation for a music video cuz it was high impact for the price… Either way, I’m a fan of her, even if everything about her is a bullshit lie…even her nipple slips. Staged a few years too fucking late to be scandalous…but still her nipples…we’ve all seen before…and didn’t care about before…and won’t care about now, but at least we can look at them if we are bored. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is a g rated clip of the Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting movie that POSTED SCREENCAP OF YESTERDAY …. I just posted the XXX CLIPS WITH FULL SQUIRT AND PENETRATION because I am trying to run a family friendly operation here… Some of you may remember Tila Tequila from Myspace then MTV then countless scandals she tried to get herself involved in. Some of you may forget. Some of you may never heard of her. Some of you may be sad to see a girl fall off from some lottery win that made no sense…forced to do porn for attention…while others may find it awesome…because when a girl falls off and does porn we get to watch her do porn…while others may find it typical as it is the typical move for someone who has already done porn…while still others may just be happy that she’s doing what she’s rightfully been meant to do since she started and got those fake tits… TO SEE THE NSFW CLIPS WITH FULL SQUIRT AND PENETRATION My opinion is that I do remember Tila Tequila, I did think she was a pornstar who got pushed off track, I do find Hollywood rapes a person more than porn industry, and I do know this is a cry for attention to hold on, but at the same time what she was destined to do…so if anything it’s just the right move, and ultimately, I will watch anyone fuck, even if I don’t remember her, and even if I’ve seen her sex tapes in the past, and even if she hates me…at the end…I still see dick penetrating her and that brings me joy…I feel like we are all winners today… TO SEE THE NSFW CLIPS WITH FULL SQUIRT AND PENETRATION VIVID have revisited CLICK HERE TO SEE THE WHOLE MOVIE
Smoke and mirrors – Pornstar turned “Reality” Star “It” Girl – Kim Kardashian, the master of the lie…has decided to share her secret to New Years Resolution of fighting whatever baby weight her plastic surgeon left behind – by posing with a chick who has a fatter ass, probably Brazilian Butt Lifted (that’s where they inject you ass with fat from other parts of your body, a procedure, girls, including Kim Kardashian get to have a fat ass, because for some reason, thanks to hip hop, fat asses are all the fucking rage)… It’s the good old proportionately, next to this fat ass, my ass looks tight, hustle so many girls do on the regular…and who really cares…this is Kim Kardashian we are talking about…the absolute epitome of evil the world has to offer… I just hope she’ll disappear because let’s face it, it’s time…even if it’d be hard for her to disappear since she’s so fucking fat.
I am never quite sure if the Tila Tequila story is a happy one of a trashy girl with few options scamming the system using the internet before the internet understood the system, or if it is a sad story where some poor girl with fake tits who was probably a stripper who aspired to be in Playboy or porn, got sidetracked thanks to MYSPACE and ended up a celebrity with her own show, only to be chewed up and spat out when people realized she didn’t quite matter and was virtually a nobody…. I’ve met her at least once, and she was actually sober and very friendly…I have no hate for her, I just know that whenever she makes an appearance, it is entertaining, sometimes it’s for sex tape, other times it is for club appearances, other times it’s on stage where Insane Clown Posse fans destroy the fuck out of her…sometimes it’s her becoming a jew, other times it’s her being anti-Semitic…always a cry fro attention… That said, the good people at VIVID have revisited SEX TAPE STAR TILA TEQUILA who they already released a sex tape I had the exclusive on years ago…it was lesbian in nature… Her new movie is called: Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting and I’ll be watching every fucking second of it, because I think Tila Tequila is awesome. Here are some of the stills. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HARDCORE PICS
I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls…it annoys me…because Kat Denning is too fat to be broke, real broke people die of starvation…and because their apartment is too nice to constitute being broke….but mainly because the show was conceptualized by Whitney Cummings, the least funny female comedian ever…but rather a crass girl who talks about fucking, while fucking, in order to move that career along thanks to people with power liking getting fucked by aspiring comedians… That said, Beth Behrs is the other girl on the show and here she is in a seriously uneventful bikini vacation pic that looks like it was shot in 92 and scanned last week, you know old technology, out of focus, short wearing to hide her balls or fucking massive clit, or dumpy ass bullshit…
There’s something magical about Russia. It’s not their policy on the Gays, because I like lesbians even though they don’t like me, and more importantly, I don’t care who or what a motherfucker sticks his dick inside…. It is the fact that they have some hot born in communist women you would assume were built in a war camp basement lab somewhere outside Chernobyl after the nuclear meltdown, up on some super hero shit that for some reason led to a surplus of hot women, leaving some exported as wives, others as escorts and cam girls, and other as top models…all without souls because communism steals souls….not that they are communist anymore, but you get what I am saying…and that is that the people of Russia are fucking wild and do crazy shit always involving vodka…so much fucking vodka like this guy who decided to stick his head through a window and not really be able to pull out…funny right.
