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Hilary Duff and the Sex Appeal Killing Fashion Accessory of the Day

Instinctively, when I see a girl with a baby carriage, who is built like a fucking school bus, clearly as a consequence of her breeding…I get turned the fuck off, even knowing she’s some rich starlet from the 90s you probably wanted to fuck…not just because she has a vagina, now a much bigger broken down vagina, but a vagina nevertheless, but because she’s Stuff by Hilary Duff and was everywhere…shoved down your throat in a way you couldn’t avoid her…. There are two sides to this sex appeal killing fashion accessory we call a baby…or baby carriage..and that is that sometimes…the mom is single and alone and at wits end, you know borderline ready to drown her fucking kids because she can’t take it anymore, and that level of desperation, makes for an easy fuck, if you say the right thing, which is usually just “hello”… So to every horrible situation…there’s good…and this has been the inspirational moment of the day.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Simon Cowell’s Bikini Clad Groupies of the Day

Simon Cowell is getting bombard by 16 year old girls…in their bikinis…with their fat asses that we can blame on a western diet and hormones in the food that will leave them 600 pounds and too tired to move in 10 years…all because McDonalds is legal and advertised while Marijuana and other harmless things aren’t….and he’s looking far too happy to be getting this young girl attention in the rich resort in Barbados he hangs at…making me wonder if he’s the kind of sex tourism UK pedo that have been around for generations…kinda making his whole debut in the industry with the Teletubbies and American Idol, clearly younger audiences arouse him and his bank account… Pervert. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Hardcore Music Video of the Day

Sunshine – “Arnprior” from stagnant cult. on Vimeo . I think I linked this video the other day, it was open in my browser tab and I watched it again, on mute, but this actually watching it and seeing that it includes fucking with a dildo, maybe even a strap on and peeing…yet still hosted on VIMEO, which I guess likes to walk that fine line art vs porn site…which in a lot of ways…is kind of what I am all about and in a lot of ways is awesome…and here’s the video proof…

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Bethenny Frankel Old Lady Bikini of the Day

I guess when you make a lot of your gold digging money on a product line called “Skinny Girl”…a product line you have to do less than a few hours a week on..but rather you just “spokesmodel”…you have a commitment, probably contractually to stay skinny, even if your ass is melting despite your efforts….at 100 years old what do you except… Oh…apparently she’s got a daily talk show.Thanks shitty reality TV that speaks to the retards of the world for making these people exist. Either way, I would rather not be looking at her in a bikini, when instagram has so many hotter girls posting pics of their vacations to look at…but I’ll post it anyway…even though this bitch doesn’t exist to me and shouldn’t exist to you even if she does exist. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Katie Holmes Interesting Things Happening to her Crotch in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if this is the seam where they sewed the human flesh back onto her robot frame in Tom Cruise’s scientology lab in the basement of his house where he re-built Katie Holmes after ripping his chosen baby out of her – a baby that wasn’t created through sex because he is gay… Because if I was building a robot women using alien technology, the pussy would be the access point where all the electronics would go… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Olga Kent’s Got Good Bikini of the Day

Olga Kent is some Russian girl who I am celebrating in her bikini because unlike other Russian girls she’s managed to get into Movies and other shit…rather than working for a webcam company where she pisses on command if you ask her for fear that the Russian Mobster than owns her kills her family if she doesn’t do it….however I kinda prefer desperation of a girl who had relatives wait in line for rationed bread to someone getting paid…no matter how good she looks in a bikini… Apparently, she’s a bond girl…I’m more into her vagina definition in her bikini.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Eva Longoria in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Eva Longoria posted a bikini pic…and clearly knows her angles because she’s looking good despite being the Rihanna of Mexicans, who hates being Mexican so bad that she hires Mexican servants to make herself feel more important than the average Mexican… I never found her hot, maybe because I am a self hating Mexican, or maybe because I know what corn tortillas to do an ass when eaten the way real Mexicans who haven’t gone Hollywood eat…but for some reason I am finding her hot today…maybe because I have Mexican hooker mommy issues that are flashing back now that we are starting a new year and I am reflecting…and I see my mexican hooker mom in her or maybe because I never banged a Mexican and being half Mexican want to see myself in her…covering her fish taco with my salsa…right?

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Demi Moore in her Bikini of the Day

Demi Moore is more science than human so whenever her bikini pics happen, I stare and wonder how someone at 60 with 3 kids looks better now than when she was nude modelling to pay her rent back in the 80s before she slept her way into movies…becoming some kind of it girl despite having no talent or skill…something that we can all agree you don’t need to be an actor…since it’s all a smoke show pile of bullshit lie…kinda like Demi Moore’s bikini body she paid for… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Daisy Watts and Alice Goodwin in the Shittiest Calendar’s Ever of the Day

Here is the laziest fucking 2014 Calendars you will probably see today, because most people aren’t looking at or for 2014 Calendars today…because it is 2014 motherfuckers, the future, and we have these billion dollars of research devices that are used to track our every move in our pockets…..that have this wild and crazy Calendar app. But low hanging fruit, like these two Glamour models are doing Calendars, but not even bothering doing a different shoot for month, it’s like take 12 pics randomly, photoshop a month on it, boom done in an hour… Lazy as fuck, but I wouldn’t expect any better quality from low level UK titty models… It’s still kind funny to look at.

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Sara Sampaio Naked for Fashion on the Beach of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model we can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased in some model market they get all their imports from to use as the new Adriana Lima…because they like to keep a consistent brand image not to upset their market with similar enough looking girls…who may or may not be robots they produce in a lab…and in reality whether they are or not, they might as well should be, because before you ever see any pics of them they are photoshopped so hard they aren’t even fucking human….because I would it is cheaper to produce clone models in a lab once the technology is developed, than to find, train, and build up actual women they find peddling fish in a Portuguese market… Not that this has anything to do with Victoria’s Secret, they just have a way to make everything about them, even when one of their girls is posing topless on the beach in some shoot that probably happened before she booked Victoria’s Secret…and photoshopped or not, she’s pretty spectacular…

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