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Cheryl Burke in a Bikini of the Day

Cheryl Burke is a mom…with a stupid looking face…who probably has no business being on TV, but is on TV, actually I don’t even know if she is still on TV, but was on TV, because she could dance… I’ve always viewed her as a failed stripper, you know the beacon of hope for professional dancers everywhere that one day may make it in the world…well not her specifically, but all these Dancing with the Stars hookers…and now I just view her as some mom tits in a bikini..because this picture is the extent of her existence this Holiday Season…and always. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Russian Alarm Clock of the Day

Russians do everything better. I don’t know if it is because along with stealing their souls, communism made everyone more pragmatic and efficient, or if it is because communism gave them all a sick sense of humor, and a fear of pretty much nothing, but I do know that a lot of what Russia has to offer, at least in the form of a youtube video is pretty fucking genius even if it seems so hurting…not to mention Russian women, even the ugly ones, are amazing to look at, even when they steal your fucking soul and Social Security number through webcam sex.

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Russian Alarm Clock of the Day

Russians do everything better. I don’t know if it is because along with stealing their souls, communism made everyone more pragmatic and efficient, or if it is because communism gave them all a sick sense of humor, and a fear of pretty much nothing, but I do know that a lot of what Russia has to offer, at least in the form of a youtube video is pretty fucking genius even if it seems so hurting…not to mention Russian women, even the ugly ones, are amazing to look at, even when they steal your fucking soul and Social Security number through webcam sex.

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Alysha Nett Topless for Some Magazine of the Day

Alysha Nett is some internet or instagram celebrity who I have heard rumors that despite her millions of followers, she can’t afford to pay rent, which may be why she’s posing naked in this free magazine, or maybe posing naked for free is what she does and that’s why she can’t pay her rent…I mean I guess none of that really matters, she’s internet famous, people care about her, at least some people care about her enough to look at her pics, and here are her nipples…because why the fuck not…

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Alysha Nett Topless for Some Magazine of the Day

Alysha Nett Topless for Some Magazine of the Day

Alysha Nett is some internet or instagram celebrity who I have heard rumors that despite her millions of followers, she can’t afford to pay rent, which may be why she’s posing naked in this free magazine, or maybe posing naked for free is what she does and that’s why she can’t pay her rent…I mean I guess none of that really matters, she’s internet famous, people care about her, at least some people care about her enough to look at her pics, and here are her nipples…because why the fuck not…

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Maja Simonsen Nude Modeling for Chris Kontos of the Day

Maja Simonsen is some busty enough tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the Purple magazine blog, who decided to submit the pics and thanks to the internet, and not my love of uptight fashion magazines and the uptight people they cover who take themselves too seriously, but rather the fact that fashion is bullshit, but bullshit that tricks girls into getting naked, making it something I may not participate in, but definitely pay a bit of attention to, because young tall girl tits, under any circumstance, exposed for any reason, is good enough for me….

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Cora Keegan Nude Pictures for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

Cora Keegan used to text me and fuck around with me…we were the best friends ever on the internet. I would write her love songs and she’d ignore me 80 percent of the time…but like anything…that ignoring became 100 percent of the time…but I will never forget the beautiful time we had…while I resent her and everything about her as I stare and her evil, heart breaking, tits…. Sure it never worked out for us, but at 6 feet tall, we would just looked like the number 10 walking down the street and no one wants that, especially not a bitch who makes 10k a day modelling…even if she only works 1 day a month….if that…and the rest of the time is spent having unprotected sex with guys in bands. I like to think there is still hope for us…it is chrismas and miracles happen. PS – these are old pics…but new to you since you’ve never heard of this bitch.

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Cora Keegan Nude Pictures for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

Drunken Santa Brawl of the Day

Nothing says Christmas quite like seeing a bunch of Santas participating in some Santa Event in a bar brawl…because Christmas is a week away, emotions are heightened, the weather is putting us into some Seasonal depression, and sometimes when you dress like the world’s most loved PEDO and mix it with Booze, you kinda lose yourself… If you don’t like that – here’s the Russian Loch Ness Monster… If you don’t like that here’s two homeless dudes losing their shit in Venice Beach…where failed actors with drug addiction go to die.

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Bar Refaeli in Her Lingerie of the Day

Apparently this is a campaign for Bar Refaeli’s lingerie company that I am sure she has very little involvement in, but who knows maybe she’s the brains behind it, but logically, some company approached her and said “You’re 30, Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want you, you’re famous as a half named model, you’ve banged A-Listers, you have fans, let’s make some motherfuckin’ money”…what the fuck else is she going to do in her retirement, I mean seriously, it’s either lingerie, bikinis, or retiring on her fortune or I guess settling down with countless billionaires who would love Bar Refaeli as their wife, it’s a status thing… Is she that great? Not really. This shit doesn’t excite me, but I don’t think any lingerie campaign really could excite me….I’ve seen it all…but we keep on going, because there’s not much else to do.

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Daria Werbowy for L’Equipe of the Day

Daria Werbowy is some 30 year old Polish born refugee who was taken in by Canada when she was 3, escaping rationed toilet paper and a life of working the traveling circus or sex trade, but rather chose a life of hockey, maple syrup, Avril Lavigne and Igloo building before being saved by the model industry for being tall and awesome…and now she’s the face of some boring company…that gets her in bathing suits that are hardly as exciting as when she was getting NAKED IN VOGUE 3 year ago…but as any 30 year old will tell you…a lot changes in those 3 years of being a girl…primarily starting with the loss of sex appeal… All this to say, I’d still do Canadian activities with her…sitting on my face.

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