“NUNS LOVE JESUS A LOT” is the name of this perfectly timed T-Shirt designed by artist Gordon Holden for DrunkenStepfather.com, because it is Jesus’ birthday in a week and what better way to celebrate it than to have a couple ladies who devoted their life to him, licking what could be an ice cream cone, or a candy cane, or really a Jesus statue…but you’d never know, since we censored it! We had stepGIRL MACBUD model it on her recent vacation in MIAMI…. TO GET ONE OF THE MOST OFFENSIVE AND INSANE SHIRTS OF THE YEAR CLICK HERE
Andy Roddick’s wife who I like to think, at least based on her average at best body, and handicapped looking water head, is only a bikini model because of serious scamming…that comes with having pro athlete boyfriends… There are a lot of hot girls in the world, a lot of tall hot bitches in the world, a lot of tall hot bitches with rocking’ fit bikini bodies and nice round tits in the world…the fact that a handful are singled out has got to be some Illuminati shit…or maybe just old school, era before instagram, when everyday babes were never seen, and the handpicked girls who fucked the right people were the ones published and once published…they became the ones that mattered to the world… Either way, we can all agree Brooklyn Decker doesn’t matter…but her nipple slip on set of a bikini shoot, I doubt she’s even getting paid for, matters enough for me….not because nipples are a big deal, but because I like looking at them. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I am guessing this is a screenshot from her surprise free album / video publicity stunt that I assume was designed to make her more money in the long run…and get people talking about her…while sneaking in some ill-advised scenes of her wearing lingerie, looking like a dude, but not just any dude, but a dude trying to look hot and sexy, which from my experience, is usually the worst kind of dude, especially when you discover she’s a dude, when she’s already had your dick in her mouth…in a back alley, while you thought to yourself “this is too good to be true” the entire time…before realizing that it was… This is all just competing with Rihanna for Jay-Z’s love and failing.
I am guessing this is a screenshot from her surprise free album / video publicity stunt that I assume was designed to make her more money in the long run…and get people talking about her…while sneaking in some ill-advised scenes of her wearing lingerie, looking like a dude, but not just any dude, but a dude trying to look hot and sexy, which from my experience, is usually the worst kind of dude, especially when you discover she’s a dude, when she’s already had your dick in her mouth…in a back alley, while you thought to yourself “this is too good to be true” the entire time…before realizing that it was… This is all just competing with Rihanna for Jay-Z’s love and failing.
I don’t know why I find the wind in Norway video so fucking funny, but it’s my lead in Monday morning video…cuz lets face it, we all probably feel a little like these Norwgians trying to get our bearings after drinking our faces off and contemplating suicide at least once yesterday as to not go to work, or really bother with the holiday season that is approaching, even though it’s supposed to be the happiest time of the year, filled with X-Mas parties… If you don’t like that – here’s the 10 Oz Louisiana Hot Sauce Challenge – Sponsored by “Js on his Feet” Or a Middle East Snow Day Or the News Anchor of the Day
Ireland Baldwin stripped down to her underwear to pose in her Boyfriend’s t-shirt collection, because that’s what good girlfriends do, they whore themselves out for the man who has brainwashed them into thinking their young love is forever, even though everyone else knows he will cheat on her, break her heart and really let her daddy issues shine…as she fucks her way into trying to find another love like this… I hear it now…”How could you do this to me, I even let you take pics of me in my panties for the internet because I thought we were one”…. Love…is the best way to pay girls into doing things for you….and I am a fan of seeing dudes master that hustle…
Stoned, blood shot, beady-eyed Miley in no make-up…flashing her tits in support of some nipple project that is campaigning to let girls walk around topless…even though she censored out her tits making her real passion for the cause questionable…even though it is a cause I am totally for and we should all be for because tits aren’t fucking porn unless you are 9 and don’t have access to the internet…but do have access to National Geographic…. Conservative America doesn’t understand that tits are just fucking tits…and that the rest of the world embraces tits and they still seem to get on just fine, without oil wars, or a huge deficit, and without being owned by China…You see priorities are all fucked up…but not Miley’s…Miley’s are perfect and this Christmas card…borderline genius…at least when compared to other Christmas Cards… I’m a fan of a Miley Cyrus X-Mas….
Emily Shaw is a UK Glamour model who is consistently topless, so seeing her in these boring studio topless pics are about as exciting as seeing your wife of 20 years topless…sure she’s got tits and a vagina and she even lets you stick your dick in it sometimes but it’s boring as fuck…because you’ve been there and done that already…it’s like how can a UK Glamour model re-invent showing her tits after she’s done it 100 times. The only way is marry a soccer player, get fat, cause a scandal and even then not matter, but like your wife, who you still fuck, even if you’d rather not, only staring at her tits.
Pixie Lott is some hot young UK singer who was clever enough to get on stage at some UK Christmas event. She looks like she’s young enough for me to try to date without getting arrested by while getting her family very fucking angry…but more importantly she looks like someone who really gets that if you’re on stage, and people are looking up at you, you need to wear a short tight skirt, to really make it matter…it’s all part of trying to take her songs international, and when a body is tight like this, I have no choice but to encourage. It reminds me of a horrible club I used to go to that had a balcony over the bar where girls danced, not really thinking that the dudes below could see up their skirt, even though that was the whole point of the balcony…you know the girls too caught up in the moment…bringing me back over and over again, thanks to all the pantyless pussy lip I saw…it was clever marketing…that clearly other people are onto…even if Pixie isn’t showing bag…she’s one small step away from that…and that makes me like her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
