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Alessandra Ambrosio for The Edit of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a bikini model, so these pics of her modelling bikinis in The Edit may be shocking to you. This is like Kim K releasing another sex tape, or Beyonce giving away an album because no one would ever by her shit, she’s got a lot of money, coupled with her thinking she’s a patron saint sent to rule the world with song, thanks to an ego that’s been fed more than her fried chicken ass and all the publicity upside it comes with…. Only the bikini model version, which is a lot better than shitty self righteous bottom feeding cunts, because because bikinis models are angels sent from heaven…and Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the leaders… She also leads in mom here to show other moms they are fat and lazy and that their banding together to perpetuate a lie that it’s ok to have pregnancy weight is in fact not ok…and I like that about her…

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Maja Krag for Some Bikini Line of the Day

Today, I fell in love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, at least according to this MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET where you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her, but more importantly where you can see some of her titty work….all models, especially the euros have titty work. I’ve never heard of her, this is my first post on her, and she’s posing in some bikini campaign, good enough to inspire me to sing her love songs, and hold her tall girl hands, gazing in her eyes and planning our future together…and by that I mean trying to masturbate to her and failing because according to every radio and TV commercial, I have low testosterone and I am not a man, and I should do something about that, because that’s the new hustle….

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Maja Krag for Some Bikini Line of the Day

Lady Gaga and R-Kelly Behind the Scenes Picture of the Day

Terry Richardson is directing the R-Kelly and Lady Gaga video and he posted a behind the scenes picture of them in a white studio, Gaga in lingerie on all fours while Kelly pretty much overpower her…remaining me of every time Gaga went to the gay bathhouse back when she had a dick… It’s not very controversial, it’s more like 3 people who are out of ideas coming together saying “anything we do will get watched, let’s just do what’s easy and what we don’t have to leave the studio for, I want to be done in an hour, I have naps to take”…. But I guess you can always imagine she’s about to get peed on, progressing in her artistic direction, into a place she should be…a place we call the “Kim Kardashian Urinal”…black guy peeing on overly famous for nothing white enough girls… Who cares.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Big Cleavage for AmFAR of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio went to an AIDS charity event showing off some tits…tits that may inspire you to go and hire a discount hooker to fuck to get AIDS of your own…to both get off and hope one day she comes through your hotel room on her charity tour…or maybe, she’s just into the amFAR AIDS charity because it is one of the it events to be at every year, but I like to think it has more to do with Brazil being the source of a lot of AIDS in the world…those damn trannie pros with their anal tears…ruining it for everyone… Either way, cleavage may not be as exciting as it was 20 years ago, we’re the mouth rape generation, but it’s still good enough to look at… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Dianna Agron for Galore Magazine of the Day

Dianna Agron is from CSI NY, Glee and who the fuck cares what else, she’s 27 and a good old American actress, singer, model and dancer who can probably be confused with all the other 27 year old girls who pretend they are 18 thanks to hormones their stage moms fed them to sell them off to the industry…and now she’s doing Galore Magazine in her underwear because I guess it is time to reinvent herself and make a name for herself as a legit star..or maybe, just maybe, I have no idea what I am talking about because I Don’t care and feel like a pornstar who can’t get hard trying to write this post on garbage that doesn’t fucking matter.

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Dianna Agron for Galore Magazine of the Day

Tiger Attacks Trainer of the Day

Sometimes I wonder whether there is something wrong with me…because I generally think humans are assholes who deserve to be taken out back and shot based on their stupidity alone…and I always side with the animals who fuck up the idiots who fuck with them… It’s a fucking win when some Tiger trainer gets fucked up by the tiger who has been abused by him for years and years when being trained to be his “dancing” monkey. This is a liberating feeling…like seeing a abused wife shoot her abusive husband in the face. It’s just too bad that the tiger will probably be the one shot, but at least he fought the good fight to bring down circus trainers and their stupid cruel business…. Here’s a dude trying to slaughter a pig, the kind of video that will make you want to go vegan, getting owned…even though you know that piggy didn’t last too long after. Go Animals.

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Rose McGowan’s in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Rose McGowan is amazing…and making some kind of comeback for whatever reason…. THE OTHER DAY SHE WAS NAKED showing off her great tits we fell in love with in the 90s… Maybe it has to do with her being married, or her being bored, or maybe her just continuing what she’s always done and despite the hate she gets for her plastic surgeries that all of hollywood have and that she’s covering… I think it’s great because sometimes reliving your past…is good…unless your past involves being raped by family members, school teachers, or some kind of communist death camp….in which case sometimes the past should stay in the past…but Rose McGowan, who even if she was a traumatic experience, I wouldn’t mind reliving… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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India Reynolds & Danica Thrall Topless Tits do Christmas of the Day

There is no gift better than titties on Christmas…except maybe everything in our HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE …Obviously…I like to make everything about me..even UK Glamour Model tits…I am so self absorbed… VISIT OUR HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

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India Reynolds & Danica Thrall Topless Tits do Christmas of the Day

Abbey Clancy for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Abbey Clancy is a model…who married a soccer player…because that’s what they do in the UK and now she’s in the one decent video that Thelovemagazine has thrown into their Advent Calendar shoot…because this year, their hustle has fallen off…but this Abbey Clancy girl…belongs under my tree…wrapped up and unable to run away from me…because I like her that much and want to turn her into my very own Christmas miracle….

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MVMT Watches are the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

MVMT WATCHES are an amazing way to help you always be on time, whether it is for valid reasons like making meetings with random fat girls your meet off the internet, illegal reasons like timing how long you have left with a girl you just “met” in a club before the sedatives wear off, perverted reasons like timing how long between solo sessions to win the contest on your competitive baiting forum you’re a part of…you can agree that a watch is an amazing gift for anyone and everyone. You can’t have too many watches. No one can…so give .. It is the Christmas Season, it is the time of caring is sharing, giving and goodwill towards man…time with family and friends, making memories that celebrate jesus with gifts… to the freaks and the normals in your life….with MVMT WATCHES But if you’re looking for something better than watches…look at stepGIRLS wearing them… PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT TO GET YOUR LOVED ONES TO LOVE YOU MORE EVEN THOUGH YOU DISAPPOINT ME CLICK HERE TO SEE OUR OTHER GIFT IDEAS PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

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