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Lydia Heast is Magical of the Day

Lydia Hearst is one of my favorite people in the world which is saying a lot because I hate everyone and everything… I follow her on the internet and she is the perfect girl. She’s got a great sense of humor, she’s cool as fuck, driven, down to earth and most importantly not a useless little whore princess, like she was Paris, who she could have very easily become if her parents weren’t just as cool as her… Apparently, as you can see in this video, she is hot as fuck…now if only she’d respond to the love letters I’ve been mailing her…she’d know my heart goes out to her today, and everyday. She’s amazing and has already won. I LOVELYDIAHEARST . She’s one of the last standing good souls left…

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Mirand Kerr and Justin Beiber’s Date Night of the Day

I was told by people at Victoria’s Secret who worked with Miranda Kerr that she was fired for fucking Bieber… I was told that she maintained her fake relationship with Orlando Bloom for a year because there was a cash settlement as part of the day. The reason was because they marketed her as the “mom” model everyone could relate to, and mom models aren’t supposed to fuck Biebers… Since then, she’s been doing nothing interesting, other than not getting work and going through her divorce… But it’s nice to see that her and Bieber’s love didn’t die and that despite his fucking hookers in Brazil, they can still go out in public and be seen together as the weirdest of couples around…no matter how big his Bieber dick is…shit is still creepy as fuck… Here’s their first public pic together since last year’s show when Miranda Kerr was at the top of the world…a place she has fallen pretty aggressively from. Yes…this is my kind of journalism.

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Mirand Kerr and Justin Beiber’s Date Night of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and Others Posing for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and the Victoria’s Secret girls are in the Caribbean, living the life of luxury while getting paid their 10,000 dollars a day to pose in bikinis, for catalog pictures that will be doctored of any substance, from vagina definition to hard nipples to pretty much anything good or of artistic merit, because they have a formula..and that formula is to take hot bitches and basically use them in the worst way…even though they are half naked…it’s the worst kind of half naked, but the behind the scenes pics aren’t so bad…even if we all know what they are going to become. It’s kinda like marriage. That wife you’re committing to is only going to get worse…day after day…get used to it….and you know what…Candice still has a great booty…always worth staring at even if it’s not operating at full capacity… TO SEE THE REST OF THE CANDICE PICS CLICK HERE Here are a couple other VS bitches in bikinis posing because that’s what Catalog shoots are all about…tall skinny bitches in bikinis… Andreea Diaconu: Gracie Carvalho Camille Rowe

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Rumer Willis’ Intense Instagram of the Day

Rumer Willis posted some pics she took with Tyler Shields, who is pretty much a celebrity photographer and friend, who gets these girls to get half naked for him in some semi-interesting shoots, at least in terms of Hollywood, where everything is candy-coated, mainstream, repetitive, and lack total creativity in any way shape or form, even if the people involved have talent… Now why he chose Rumer Willis, I can only assume pressure from Rumer Willis, he doesn’t want to burn bridges…she wants her pic taken, he figures it’ll generate buzz even if it’s disgusting having to endure…or be a part of…so he does it.. I guess we see this all the time…and I blame social media for it…girls who have no business getting half naked in pics…who get half naked in pics…

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Abbey Lee Kershaw Naked for 25 Magazine of the Day

Abbey Lee Kershaw is an Australian model who has been getting a lot of buzz…she’s been in the game a while…I’ve probably posted nude or at least topless pics of her before because that’s what getting famous as a model is all about…and now I can say I have seen her vagina sticking it’s tongue out at me under an awesome hipster bush in an era when not enough pubic hair exists thanks to people like the Kardashians made girls think dudes don’t like pubic hair, making dudes not like pubic hair, making pubic hair seem gross because they are ..to sell product…even though it is glorious in a war on something that feels so good in my mouth…a war against something I hold so dear to me…I guess I know how the Jewish people feel now. Freedom has been attakced. Genocide’s never fun. But apparently, Abbey Lee Kershaw is…

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Lil Kim Performing is the Best Thing You Will See Ever of the Day

Shit….I don’t know what the fuck happened to Lil Kim…but this is her performing sometime last week and I only saw the pictures now because I don’t really track and follow Lil Kim’s whereabouts, in fact I don’t think anyone really does…but clearly based on this cameltoe that’s a little more intense than your average cameltoe, we should because she consistently goes big, not to mention she fucked Biggy, who apparently didn’t only leave his mark on rap history, but also left his mark on her whore pussy This may be a nightmare to look at, but I find it glorious. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Caprice is the Amazing Babe of the Night

Caprice is the kind of girl I would definitely write very intense erotic texts that talk her a wild and amazing journey in her panties…like I do with all the girls I like…but she’s Czech and I don’t think she would understand what “slip your panties to the side”….not hat she’s even wearing panties…because like all good Soviets…she’s taken her winning, pragmatic communist work camp ethics and brought her genetically engineered perfect body…to the masses…and I’m fucking glad for it…because it’s 3 am…and all I want to do is sniff pussy and eat asshole…showered or unshowered…homeless or not…because the power of Caprice allows me to distract myself from the garbage girls I pull, while I’m pulling them, since these images will forever be imprinted on my mind…because they are that good, classy and NAKED…artistic porno is the key to my life right now..it’s the future and it stars with Caprice To see Caprice More Hardcore – CLICK HERE

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Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Shitting Herself of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Jennifer Lawrence…I don’t find her hot, interesting, or fun and exciting, she seems like a lot of fucking work, the kind of girl I would want to avoid if she was doing her irritating song and dance in my house…provided I wasn’t too busy buying shit off ebay with her credit card…ignoring the circus act that is her… You see, I really hate girls like this…they don’t bring me joy, or happiness, and I don’t find them fun. I find them loud, awkward attention seekers…but for some reason…I can’t hate on her for just being her…not many girls talk about shitting themselves on letterman, I just always thought that was cuz girls didn’t shit…

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Anastasia Ashley Wearing The Best T-Shirt Ever of the Day

Anastasia Ashley, surf babe you’ve probably already heard of…assuming you read the internet…or watch WHITE GIRL SURF TWERK VIDEO …or if you’ve been to this site before because I track her every move…at least that’s what I tell her telepathically…over twitter…and every once in a while write about it…because I just can’t hold it in…and hope that maybe one day she’ll notice me and decide to be my friend and lover and wife til death do us part…by sitting on my face…and choking me the fuck out.…and by friend and lover and wife I mean whisper romantic words like “security, get this creep out of here” when I run into her at a public event I know she is at because she tagged herself there on the internet…and introduce myself…hey, it’s better than a restraining order… Well, today the internet brought me this ridiculous, obnoxious, hand job emoji shirt that I love…some people hate…but that is amazing and inspires me to do what it’s telling me to do all over my belly..while staring at this pic…thanks to it being worn with bikini bottoms…and being hot hot hot…unfortunately…I don’t rock an eggplant, but I do rock a baby carrot..and I don’t squirt..I kinda just feel pain…but at least I can live vicariously through this shirt…it’s aspirational… GET ONE

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Some UK Twerking Championship Video of the Day

So there is a UK Twerk championship in that takes place at some really shitty looking club…where strippers and booty come together in shorts and gyrate in various positions that Miley Cyrus only wished she could do…if she wasn’t already caked the fuck up and rich with no real need to twerk other than it being a good marketing spin… I think seeing the Drake looking dude in the background losing his shit to a jiggling ass like it is the coming of christ is the highlight of the video to me…like dude never saw a fat ass jiggle before…not because I like Drake looking dudes better than crazy ass dancing… It’s just there isn’t really anything all that hot about this, it’s like the big black hooker I saw in the bar last night, sure she was alright to look at because nothing else was going on, but I wasn’t into paying her 100 dollars for a blow job…. Maybe I am pretty over the whole twerking thing…unless it’s college girls reaching and trying hard to be hot, relevant, and hip hop pop culture…but I can’t imagine that ever happening…I think twerkin is a “for life”…dance..I will always embrace…yo.

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