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They Want That Old Thang Back: Catherine Zeta-Jones And Michael Douglas Reunite To Take Kids Trick-Or-Treating

So they’re forgetting about Catherine’s bipolar disorder and him lying about having cancer? Catherine Zeta-Jones And Michael Douglas Spotted Together These two called it quits two months ago, but looks like they’re holding on for the kids. According to US Weekly reports: Nothing brings people together like buckets full of candy. Two months after announcing that they were “taking some time apart,” Michael Douglas and wife Catherine Zeta-Jones reunited for a very special family activity: trick-or-treating with kids Dylan, 13, and Carys, 10, in upstate New York on Halloween. Douglas revealed the outing during an appearance on Live With Kelly & Michael on Friday, Nov. 1, to promote his new film, Last Vegas. “My son Dylan was a Hobbit, my daughter Carys was a kind of flapper, and Catherine was Snow White,” he told the hosts. And he was? “I was late. I grabbed a mask at the store, it said Mike Meyers on it, and I said, ‘I don’t remember this character that Mike Myers did,’” the Oscar winner explained. “Then I walked around and everyone said it was Michael Meyers, who killed everyone [in the Halloween flicks].” Together since 1999 and married since 2000, Douglas, 68, and Zeta-Jones, 43, announced in late August that they were taking some time apart to “evaluate and work on their marriage.” In recent days, however, the Behind the Candelabra actor has seemed optimistic about their future. Asked about their relationship in an interview with Jay Leno just last week, the star hinted that things were taking a turn for the better. “I’ve been away for a while, but everything should hopefully be on the up and up,” he shared. “Sometimes people take a little bit of a break, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that’s the end. So I’m very hopeful.” Hopefully, they can make it work. Continue reading

Kelly Brook has Fun Halloween Instagram Pics of the Day

Here are some pics Kelly Brook posted to instagram that were amazing because they weren’t of her and I find her a tired and annoying pile of old big tits still holding onto those tits cuz they make her money…they were of her friend dressed like Betty Page who I want to get pregnant with my mouth…when you are old and irrelevant attach yourself to hooter versions of you to make people pay attention – it’s a good strategy…and it worked today…good job Kelly.

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Heidi Klum Didn’t Wear a Costume this Year of the Day

I guess when you’re an old, tired, ex-model, German with an image to maintain, you spend hours of your life trying to hide the fact that you are old as fuck, but one day a year, you can get out of your mask, and let your natural self make an appearance, because everyone will just assume it’s a costume…even when it’s just real life… Here’s Heidi Klum this Halloween….looking how she looks every morning… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Girls Posing in Selfies at Funerals of the Day

This is a fucking genius concept – at least for a minute and if the pictures were better – but I still got a kick out of the SELFIES AT A FUNERAL tumblr, because what better place to take a selfie than at someone’s last stop before the dirt… Sure I am a little less into PG shit, and ever since my mom died, I haven’t been overly sensitive about death and think it’s funny to mock it, so I’d be more into seeing people pranking the corpse, it’s like the street art of funeral parlours…but I think it may be illegal.. That said, here’s the best selfies at funerals these people could find on Instagram, I am sure if I looked it up, there would be more and they would be better… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

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Girls Posing in Selfies at Funerals of the Day

Girls Posing in Selfies at Funerals of the Day

This is a fucking genius concept – at least for a minute and if the pictures were better – but I still got a kick out of the SELFIES AT A FUNERAL tumblr, because what better place to take a selfie than at someone’s last stop before the dirt… Sure I am a little less into PG shit, and ever since my mom died, I haven’t been overly sensitive about death and think it’s funny to mock it, so I’d be more into seeing people pranking the corpse, it’s like the street art of funeral parlours…but I think it may be illegal.. That said, here’s the best selfies at funerals these people could find on Instagram, I am sure if I looked it up, there would be more and they would be better… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

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9 Celebs Who Bailed On The Bill

You would think credit card and restaurant bills are a drop in the bucket for your faves,  but even some of the richest celebs have been caught not paying the tab. Here are 9 celebrities who got put on blast for allegedly not paying a bill. Continue reading

Kelly Ripa is the 100 Year Old Miley Cyrus of the Day

If you’ve ever wanted to see what Miley Cyrus may look like when she’s 100 years old and a mom of a dozen half Mexican babies after life fails for her and she ends up being a morning talk show host instead of the next accessible white girl in Hip Pop music…you know the Nicki Minaj of her generation…well here’s Kelly Ripa showing you…and in Kelly Ripa’s old lady defence, she could be a hell of a lot more broken…and disgusting to look at, no matter how many pairs of SPANX she has jacking her ass up for her leotard…and this could be a hell of a lot worse…see I can see the positive in things even though I hate everything…I guess it’s just the Halloween spirit getting the best of me…knowing I am going to see so many girls who have no business being in certain costumes…wearing those costumes…and that excites me more than this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Christina Milian Halloween Costume of the Day

Christina Milian posted a bunch of badly shot pictures to her internet shit because I guess she’s got lazy, probably tired for doing all that “parenting” she does when collecting her monthly checks from The Game…you know in Vegas and Miami and wherever else the party she is chasing after she drops the kids off at Stage Grandma’s…or maybe she just realizes that she doesn’t need to put effort in cuz she’s on TV and people will like her shit even when out of focus and not spread eagled like her first music video back when she made herself relevant rolling around in mud… I’m posting them anyway…

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Nina Agdal for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

I predict that Sports Illustrated has invested enough time and energy into Nina Agdal that she is going to be the SI Cover Girl for this year’s swimsuit…it’s like her retarded looking water head Make a Wish Foundation shit will finally come true, unless of course Emily Ratajskowski…. You know a better, bustier, tighter bodied girl comes along…but this Nina is still doing the promo tour..hustling…dating A-listers…famewhoring and insta-whoring as hard as she can and her handicapped, looks like she likes playing with rocks and/or feces while rocking’ back and forth look, is starting to be okay for me…because I guess since this is my site, it’s all about what I think of a bitch and not what the rest of the world thinks of a bitch…and I guess the problem with Nina Agdal is that she forces me to side with Adam Levine and say she’s second rate…not quite good enough…but still worth penetrating…

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“Offensive” Costume of the Day

I think Halloween is the one day of the year that we shouldn’t have to worry about being politically correct…in fact I think we shouldn’t have to worry about being politically correct ever and this whole Cyber Bully generation pisses me off, where we can’t fail kids in school, we can’t call people fat, people like Lena Dunham end up naked on TV and society falls as a whole…it’s just not human nature…but seriously…Halloween…leave that shit alone the whole point of it is for us to have a little “OMG, you’re crazy, that’s a crazy costume” moment…it brings joy..and joy is something we all need whether dressed in Blackface, or look racist in your Indian or Mexican costume, or offend the world being a gay basher, or Dr Drew’s prostate, or Miley’s used tampon, or a miscarriage…or this Boston Marathon victim…at least some thought went into the shit…and some emotion comes out of the shit…rather than every asshole dressed like cookie cutter generic shit that is politically correct…so tonight stand up for your right to be the asshole you are deep within the depths of your soul..mock death, mock midgets, mock other races…do it all and have fucking fun doing it…the only thing I ask is that fat chicks stay out of tight clothing…that shit is never ok…is always offensive…everyday of the year…and not in a good way…I don’t dress in costume, that’s for gays on Broadway, but I do appreciate people who do…not to mention my whole internet life is in a mask so maybe I’m a gay on Broadway…who knows…

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