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Hayden Panettiere’s Ridiculous Product Placement of the Day

I know celebrities from all levels, some personally, some who have told me to fuck off and some who aren’t actual celebrities but rather fame whores with a lot of followers on their social media…I’m talking actors, singers, pornstars, athletes and I’m not bragging, they are all horrible people… I also know managers, agents, and publicists and PR people…again, not bragging they are horrible people… Based on my experience, there is no way this Hayden Panettiere, little person to the stars, is just casually eating Burger King fries…holding the box like a spokesmodel at a tradeshow…like she’s getting paid, because she is getting paid, nothing like this is free…because if it was free, she wouldn’t be giving them free press, but rather she’d order in, cuz no one wants anyone to know they eat Burger King…even at 4 am when drunk… I guess that makes her a little more of a whore than you probably originally thought, I mean what else will she do for money, she’s clearly shameless, let’s hope things that involved a sex tape…because I’d like to see that circus clown performance…more that I like watching her eat fries..

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Alyssa Arce Hot Model I’ve Never Heard Of of the Day

Alyssa Arce is Playboy’s Miss July…. I had never heard of her before seeing pics from this photoshoot, where clearly she’s fucking lovely, and I guess this means Playboy, a magazine that had fallen hard into the depths of horrible, because they had senile Hefner trying to determine who was hot enough for the cover, and in doing that chose all these horrible bitches, turning what was once a premium magazine, into some gutter porn shit…that people couldn’t even jerk off to if they wanted to because it was just fucking awful across the board… Well, I guess until July, when Alyssa Arce exposed her vagina in it, because after seeing these pics of her, I approve of these titties…and it’s really all about what I approve…when it comes to billion dollar companies who do what I do better…right… All this to say, who cares about Playboy, let’s stare at Alyssa Arce…

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Break Ups: Breezy And Karrueche Unfollow Each Other On Twitter After He Tweets He’s ‘Walking Away’ From Her AGAIN

Looks like Chris Brown is single and ready to mingle ! Chris Brown And Karrueche Tran Break Up Via IBTimes reports: Chris Brown seems to be single yet again, just a day after he and Karrueche Tran were spotted holding each another while on a roller-coaster at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios. In early August, Brown said he was no longer dating the Vietnamese singer and model, whom he’d dated for two years after breaking up with Rihanna in 2009. “[Fans have] seen me on and off again with different girls — you know who they are — but right now, as a 24-year-old man, I just choose to be single! I’m still good friends with them. [Now] it’s just me being focused with my music and doing this stuff. Right now, I’m in my prime,” Brown told Hollywood Life at a charity event for his Symphonic Love Foundation. But early Tuesday morning, Brown took to Twitter to tweet a cryptic message seemingly about Tran. “Don’t sleep with a white tee on next to ya shawty. Gonna wake up wit footprints on ya back [sic].” He then wrote, “Back turned walking away from the situation. Hamisheh asegh [sic]!” “Hamisheh asegh” is Persian and translates to “perpetual lover.” After the tweets, both Tran and Brown unfollowed one another on the social media site. The pair are expected to host a party together during Halloween weekend on Nov. 1 in Las Vegas. Chris Brown’s love life gets pushed back and messed up more than his music career. Do you think Breezy and Karaoke will ever get back together? Twitter Continue reading

Toni’s Cakes Get Exposed On Stage! – Braxton Family Values [Video]

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Sports Fan of the Day

The only tragedy in this sports fan video-bombing ESPN is that he’s not a girl…because if he was a girl his silly little antics that may make you laugh a little as the sportscaster tries to block him out of the frame…would be a lot better if he was rocking’ a set of DDs…not because I like men with tits, or men with really big tits, but because, call me crazy, I prefer my topless stunts to involve chicks…but it’s still silly enough to watch.

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Jenna Jameson’s Going to Die of the Day

Jenna Jameson is addicted to prescription pills. She’s been kicked out of her house and her kids have been taken away from her. She’s a mess. I saw her last week in Jersey and she looked liked she was about to die…I met one of her exes this week and he didn’t have very nice things to say about her….apparently she’s always been a horrible unstable junkie and here I was thinking porn bred top quality girls you want to bring him to mom. She is on tour promoting a romance series that she is involved in called Sugar and her handlers, who I am sure aren’t all that involved in taking care of her, allowed her to go on TV where she made a total fool of herself because she is full of pills and seemingly totally out of her fucking mind….which I guess a nice stop to make before officially killing yourself off. I mean this has been going on for years. I was at the AVN awards her last year in the business and she made a speech similar to this, this is going back 8 years, she’s just a wreck that I am sure is going to end soon, because when it gets to this point of trying to mask all those sad feelings with medication instead of random penis…it’s usually too far gone to come back from… That’s not to say she’s like this everyday all day, but she was this way on TV today and that’s probably the day she should have saved the pills until the end of the day…. The whole thing is sad.

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Best Chinese Gossip of the Day

This is a pretty funny story that involves a Chinese business man, a Chinese model, 16,000 dollars and breast milk… I mean I’m not too up to speed on Chinese, but from what the article says, this dude paid some mom model to breast feed him for 16,000 dollars, and the pictures went viral, because I guess that’s a weird thing to want to do, but in Asian countries, it seems pretty normal…but then again I am the kind of guy who tries to convince all my friends with kids to let me breast feed off their baby mommas because I am intrigued with what breast milk tastes like, it’s nutritional value, and most importantly, sucking tits pretending it is for science and not to get off…

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Alexa Vega’s Amazing Workout Pic of the Day

Alexa Vega is doing the social media game right…from Spy Kid to girl you don’t feel you need to pretend you don’t want to fuck because she’s no longer 12, but rather a busty little hispanic child star with all the daddy issues and broken down child star issues you should look for in a girl you masturbate to. From huge tits, to big cleavage bikini pics that she’s been pushing the last year or so, to being in a new Robert Rodriguez movie, because he casts her in everything so she never tells anyone what actually happened on the set of Spy Kids…to these hot ass work out pants …she’s got a second wind in her…and I wish it was being blown gently out of her vagina on my face…she is a babe.

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Kate Moss Never Wears a Bikini Top of the Day

Kate Moss is probably around 100 years old and has been modelling for at least 4 decades at this point…so seeing her topless at the beach is nothing really exciting or new…because she does this every time she is in a bikini…she’s European like that…not to mention she’s been topless in her modelling since the 90s…so these nipples are like an old friend or ex girlfriend…and like old friends they are boring to hang out with, you kinda hate what they have become, and you try to avoid them when they call you for the 10th time and you feel obligated to answer, but they bring a level of normalcy and comfort to your life, consistency, even though they are now just older and fatter and less interesting than they once were…and you already fucked them in their prime…but you’ll still keep them around…cuz that’s what life is about…never turning your back on a set of tits…even if you really want to… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kentucky Fried Chicken Didn’t Fix Danny Brown’s Teeth

We know that we had a story go up earlier that said Kentucky Fried Chicken fixed Danny Brown’s grill, and if you believed that ridiculous farce we do apologize. With the help of Google and social media snooping, anyone with good sense would have known it was all one big joke…. Continue Continue reading