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Childish Gambino – “3005″ [Listen]

Childish Gambino isn’t slacking on debuting new material, as he preps his new album Because The Internet. Today, he returns with more rhymes and harmonies on a track called “3005.”…. Continue Continue reading

Arrests: Escaped Florida Inmates Who Were “Mistakenly Freed” Captured In Panama City Hotel

Escaped Florida Inmates Arrested In Panama City Hotel Charles Walker and Joseph Jenkins are back in the bingski… Via CNN: Florida authorities on Saturday evening arrested two convicted murderers who had been on the lam after being released from prison with forged documents, a state agency said. Charles Walker and Joseph Jenkins were taken into custody “without incident” at 6:40 p.m. at Panama City’s Coconut Grove Motor Inn, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement said. Members of that agency and the U.S. Marshals Service found and detained the two men, the agency said. Walker and Jenkins are expected to appear in court Sunday morning at the Bay County Courthouse in Panama City. The state Department of Corrections — which mistakenly released the men though it has insisted through no fault of its own — said little about the arrests. “We are, of course, happy they have been taken into custody,” agency spokeswoman Jessica Carey said. Authorities have been searching for Walker and Jenkins, both 34, after investigators discovered forged motions to reduce their respective sentences and forged court orders granting the requests. Earlier Saturday, family members of both men appealed for them to turn themselves in to authorities. “We just want you to surrender yourself to someone you trust who will bring you back in safely,” Walker’s mother, Lillie Danzy, said at a news conference outside the Orange County Sheriff’s Department in Orlando. Jenkins’ uncle, Henry Pearson, also urged the men to give their families some peace. Both families denied any knowledge in the escape plan, telling investigators and reporters they first learned of the releases in telephone calls from the Franklin Correctional Institution with news they could pick up their family member. The two men, according to family members, disappeared shortly after their return. In September 1998, Jenkins killed Roscoe Pugh Jr. during a home-invasion robbery attempt. Six months later, Cedric Slater was gunned down on an Orlando street corner — shot dead, a jury determined, by Walker. Both killers were convicted and sentenced to life behind bars without the possibility of parole within two years of their crime. While it’s not known whether they knew each other, they were at the same prison in North Carrabelle in Florida’s Panhandle. Jenkins left there on September 27, and Walker left on October 8, according to authorities. They had motions indicating the sentences had been reduced as well as court orders granting the request. Investigators later discovered these documents were forged. The legal-looking documents contained bogus reproductions of several key players’ signatures, including those of the Orlando-area State Attorney Jeffrey Ashton or the assistant state attorney and Judge Belvin Perry. They bore the seal of the Orange County clerk of court’s office. SMH. CNN/Bay County Sheriff Continue reading

Vanessa Paradis Modelling for Madame Figaro of the Day

Johnny Depp’s ex baby momma from France, who like most french girls probably has anal on the first date, that is not really a date, but rather the first encounter, of the good kind, is out there modelling like she wasn’t a mom of 2 in her 40s, because that’s what divorce, even when not married does to a bitch, it makes her step up and re-start where she left off all those years ago, whether it is through fitness, plastic surgery, or just banging all the dudes that come her way, because thanks to being who she is, she’s top echelon socially, and equipped to bang all the rich and famous, especially when wearing her leather pants in magazines… Now I don’t love cougars, but when they look like they are still in their 20s, while their souls are not, I can totally fuck with the idea of them… Here are some of those fashion pics…

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Vanessa Paradis Modelling for Madame Figaro of the Day

Chanetlle Houghton’s New Type of Publicity Stunt of the Day

Chantelle Houghton was a low level Glamour Model from the UK, but in her defence, they are all pretty fucking low level, who bottom fed her way into getting some level of publicity, that she probably from being some skinny fake tit Paris Hilton type without the trust fund staging up skirts but now she’s taken that “big brother trash”…to the next level of putting herself out there, this time showing off her fat ass body, that may be broken down thanks to being a mom, or that just may be broken down thanks to being a broken women who’s dreams and aspirations of being a top level fame whore, rather than a low level fame whore, never panned out… All this to say, this new “I’m fat look at me half naked and talk about me so I can pretend I take ownership on it, even though my entire existence has been a vapid superficial cunt with plastic surgery, and this fat thing is just an angle to get noticed”…publicity stunting is the fucking worst for those of us who like our fame whores fit. It’s funny when the fake face, tan, make-up, hair, body, comes off, you really see how ugly this girl is and you get why she tried so fucking hard… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Candice Swanepoel for the Fantasy Bra of the Day

Here is a video of a girl finally reaching her hot body dreams…of being the chosen one within the insular company that created her and made her into whatever it is that her hot body is…you know it’s like getting that promotion at your shitty warehouse job where everyone around you, even yourself if you were not in that shitty job, would not normally give a shit about something as stupid, or as much of a waste of resources than a multi-million dollar bra…but when you’re in it, all competing with other girls for the stupid title, you lose track of how stupid the whole thing is, and think how much of an honor, or how beautiful the craftsmanship is on this very expensive garbage…but I guess when a company takes you from farm girl to millionaire model…you’ve got no choice but to love them, drink their Koolaid, because without them, you don’t exist….and what it comes down to is that she’s got a great accent…

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A “Lil Positivity”: Life-Long Florida Orphan Davion Only Receives Thousands Of Offers After Pleading For Family “Please Just Love Me Til I Die”

Damn this is so sad it almost makes us want to adopt him ourselves… Orphan Davion Only Pleads With Church For A Foster Family Via ABCNews The adoption agency handling the case of a Florida orphan whose church plea for a family to “love me until I die” has garnered national attention has been inundated with inquiries about him and offers to adopt him. “We have received a tremendous response from Davion’s story!” Eckerd posted on their Facebook page today. The agency has created a call center “to respond to each and every call” about 15-year-old Davion Navar Henry Only. “We ask that folks be patient, we are incredibly grateful for the outcry of interest in Davion and we will get back to everyone as soon as we can,” they wrote. “We are nearing 1,000 inquiries already! #secondchances” The agency has been so overwhelmed with calls that its voicemail has been filled to capacity, which has some people reporting problems. They are assuring people that the call center is working hard to respond to every call and message. Only, 15, has been in foster care his whole life, but has never had a family. On a recent Sunday, he stood in front of St. Mark Missionary Baptist Church in St. Petersburg, Fla., and made a public plea for a family. “I’ll take anyone,” Davion said. “Old or young, dad or mom, black, white, purple. I don’t care. And I would be really appreciative. The best I could be.” The plea has garnered national attention that Davion hopes will help him finally find a family. There has been an outpouring of support online for Davion, including on Facebook, Twitter and ABCNews.com. If you’re not crying by now, you’re probably not human… “We live in NY, but my husband just called the agency. We are waiting for a call back from them,” reader Denise Aponte Smith Kline wrote in the comments section of the ABCNews.com story. “We are foster parents and we have had 13 children come through our doors over the last 5-6 years. All of them so very special.” “We would be willing to adopt Davion if there isn’t another family, locally in his county, who doesn’t come forward,” Kline wrote. “Trusting the Lord to work this all out in Davion’s favor. No child should have to ever make a plea like that.” “Wow. I hope this kid finds a loving home,” another reader wrote. “It breaks my heart that so many children grow up in foster care. And when people adopt, they want babies or toddlers, not older kids or teens. Those kids deserve just as much love! Davion, I wish you the absolute best in life!!!” We pray that Davion finds a loving family to help raise him into a great man. Image via YouTube Continue reading

The Tumpet Wars of the Day

I don’t really know what’s going on here, but there seems to be some trumpet war going on, where some dude loses his mind when a dude plays his trumpet on the street corner…I kinda like his rant calling a dude a mediocre, talentless piece of shit who is self involved and ruining the silence…and the dude doesn’t back down, but you know what..it’s actually kind of genius, why should some asshole who can’t book a gig be on the side of the road polluting our lives with his shit busking, because it’s a free world? Fuck that…motherfucker needs to be told, making this dude awesome.

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The Tumpet Wars of the Day

The Tumpet Wars of the Day

I don’t really know what’s going on here, but there seems to be some trumpet war going on, where some dude loses his mind when a dude plays his trumpet on the street corner…I kinda like his rant calling a dude a mediocre, talentless piece of shit who is self involved and ruining the silence…and the dude doesn’t back down, but you know what..it’s actually kind of genius, why should some asshole who can’t book a gig be on the side of the road polluting our lives with his shit busking, because it’s a free world? Fuck that…motherfucker needs to be told, making this dude awesome.

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Kim Kardashian’s First Bathing Suit Picture for Attention of the Day

I don’t know why, but the internet is going nuts with Kim Kardashian’s bikini pic that Kanye retweeted saying something like “Dayum, can’t wait to come home to this”…or something along those lines pretending he’s either not gay or still into Kim Kardashian, while countless babes throw themselves at him on a daily basis, in what I can assume is him just keeping the peace at home, because you know how these attention seeking social media whores work, they do whatever they can for more hits, to have more people talking about them, to make them think they are still important and still have it going on…and I guess in a lot of ways, Kim Kardashian looks like she did before the pregnancy, fat, dumpy, sloppy and broken…and I am not convinced this selfie is even a selfie, but more a selfie that has been photoshopped to make her look better…and really who fucking cares, it’s Kim Kardashian, she could be begging me to cum while jerking me off and she’d still be uninteresting to me, it all stems from her being the absolute worst….but I’ll post the pic anyway, because it has come to this, where the only way I’ll stay relevant is by posting pics of this trash…depressing…but trying to understand her big round ass distracts me from all my pain….

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Kim Kardashian’s First Bathing Suit Picture for Attention of the Day

I don’t know why, but the internet is going nuts with Kim Kardashian’s bikini pic that Kanye retweeted saying something like “Dayum, can’t wait to come home to this”…or something along those lines pretending he’s either not gay or still into Kim Kardashian, while countless babes throw themselves at him on a daily basis, in what I can assume is him just keeping the peace at home, because you know how these attention seeking social media whores work, they do whatever they can for more hits, to have more people talking about them, to make them think they are still important and still have it going on…and I guess in a lot of ways, Kim Kardashian looks like she did before the pregnancy, fat, dumpy, sloppy and broken…and I am not convinced this selfie is even a selfie, but more a selfie that has been photoshopped to make her look better…and really who fucking cares, it’s Kim Kardashian, she could be begging me to cum while jerking me off and she’d still be uninteresting to me, it all stems from her being the absolute worst….but I’ll post the pic anyway, because it has come to this, where the only way I’ll stay relevant is by posting pics of this trash…depressing…but trying to understand her big round ass distracts me from all my pain….

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