Megan Fox has decided to continue her family planning with her high school TV crush she finally landed when she moved to LA, who I guess she sold her soul to in exchange for a career when so many equally hot and more talented girls were getting the gigs she wanted, because why else would she be so committed to such a joke, even if he had a huge cock, he’s still some 90210 has-been…which I guess works out nicely now, cuz she’s a has been too…a has been who may not get work, but who can still get pregnant, but more importantly, who can still do duck face, even with all that botox and fillers she’s rockin’… She’s the worst, her second pregnancy comes from a place I call not getting work after her first pregnancy, that she might as well just commit to being a parent, she’s got enough money to retire, her 20s paid her well, and now it is over for her and her vagina, even though I always thought it was over for her the first time David from 90210 penetrated her and brainwashed her…with his dick. She’s a weak person, who never went nude, but will, now that it’s too late…but at least her legacy will live on from such great movies as….I don’t even know what she’s been in…who cares…she’s pregnant and I hate pregnant chicks…
Megan Fox has decided to continue her family planning with her high school TV crush she finally landed when she moved to LA, who I guess she sold her soul to in exchange for a career when so many equally hot and more talented girls were getting the gigs she wanted, because why else would she be so committed to such a joke, even if he had a huge cock, he’s still some 90210 has-been…which I guess works out nicely now, cuz she’s a has been too…a has been who may not get work, but who can still get pregnant, but more importantly, who can still do duck face, even with all that botox and fillers she’s rockin’… She’s the worst, her second pregnancy comes from a place I call not getting work after her first pregnancy, that she might as well just commit to being a parent, she’s got enough money to retire, her 20s paid her well, and now it is over for her and her vagina, even though I always thought it was over for her the first time David from 90210 penetrated her and brainwashed her…with his dick. She’s a weak person, who never went nude, but will, now that it’s too late…but at least her legacy will live on from such great movies as….I don’t even know what she’s been in…who cares…she’s pregnant and I hate pregnant chicks…
Lindsay Lohan is a fucking star. I don’t care how hard she falls off, she will always be Lindsay Lohan, and in being Lindsay Lohan, she’s got rockin’ amazing tits… She’s also got a well oiled machine…literally…where everything is strategically leaked and released and planned in efforts to have the biggest impact and the good news is that this time around on her comeback tour, she’s more naked that usual…You know less about the flashing her pussy at clubs, and more about being naked in movies. I am sure she wants to be working, and winning Oscars, and taken seriously, and not in the media as some tabloid joke…so this is how it’s done, or at least attempted to be done. The sex is shitty, but believable, I mean just cuz she fucked a lot doesn’t mean she fucked well. The movie looks like a pile of shit, but I’ll probably see it. It’s my duty as he number one fan who believes in her awesome natural looking implants….even though part of me hates her for abandoning our friendship… She didn’t book Lovelace people, but she can still get naked in movies people. She’s Lohan, anything is possible….somewhere out there there is a man with a camera willing to shoot her naked…like this guy right here. I’d say fuck The Canyons and their leaking lohan nudes for attention, you know a little marketing, but I love me some Lohan…. Ultimately, she’s got the best tits in the game, and no matter how hard she’s fallen off, they will always matter, they will always be there to carry here, or act as a life vest when drowning, both figuratively and literally…and purchased or not, they are glorious. Lohan, if you’re out there, I may have to start stalking you again…I don’t even mind her dead eyes and porn quality face surgery, if anything, I really like it. Here are the clips: Here’s the trailer if you care to learn more about this movie, even after seeing the good parts. If you are looking for a Lindsay Lohan Experience, take my man Foetus La Plantain’s 4 step plan to experience Lohan without Lohan’s involvement. 1- make an old roast beef sandwich and heat it up in the microwave until its all dry and leathery 2- add cottage cheese to it for texture, 3- fuck the sandwich with my eyes closed while licking a dirty ashtray 4- listen to patty and selma from the simpsons. its like you really there….. Share your Lohan experiences with us in the comments…
Lindsay Lohan is a fucking star. I don’t care how hard she falls off, she will always be Lindsay Lohan, and in being Lindsay Lohan, she’s got rockin’ amazing tits… She’s also got a well oiled machine…literally…where everything is strategically leaked and released and planned in efforts to have the biggest impact and the good news is that this time around on her comeback tour, she’s more naked that usual…You know less about the flashing her pussy at clubs, and more about being naked in movies. I am sure she wants to be working, and winning Oscars, and taken seriously, and not in the media as some tabloid joke…so this is how it’s done, or at least attempted to be done. The sex is shitty, but believable, I mean just cuz she fucked a lot doesn’t mean she fucked well. The movie looks like a pile of shit, but I’ll probably see it. It’s my duty as he number one fan who believes in her awesome natural looking implants….even though part of me hates her for abandoning our friendship… She didn’t book Lovelace people, but she can still get naked in movies people. She’s Lohan, anything is possible….somewhere out there there is a man with a camera willing to shoot her naked…like this guy right here. I’d say fuck The Canyons and their leaking lohan nudes for attention, you know a little marketing, but I love me some Lohan…. Ultimately, she’s got the best tits in the game, and no matter how hard she’s fallen off, they will always matter, they will always be there to carry here, or act as a life vest when drowning, both figuratively and literally…and purchased or not, they are glorious. Lohan, if you’re out there, I may have to start stalking you again…I don’t even mind her dead eyes and porn quality face surgery, if anything, I really like it. Here are the clips: Here’s the trailer if you care to learn more about this movie, even after seeing the good parts. If you are looking for a Lindsay Lohan Experience, take my man Foetus La Plantain’s 4 step plan to experience Lohan without Lohan’s involvement. 1- make an old roast beef sandwich and heat it up in the microwave until its all dry and leathery 2- add cottage cheese to it for texture, 3- fuck the sandwich with my eyes closed while licking a dirty ashtray 4- listen to patty and selma from the simpsons. its like you really there….. Share your Lohan experiences with us in the comments…
Chris Bosh and his expecting wife Adrienne , are on a “Bosh Family World Tour” – this stop is the City Of Lights… Hit the flips to see more photos including baby shower ideas for the unborn baby Bosh girl…. Continue reading →
My favorite thing about models is pretty fucking simple, they get half naked in pictures, usually for very little money, all in hopes of never having to work at Walmart, or in Paloma Passos’ case, the Brazilan version of Walmart ever again… They want the good life, they want the A-List jobs and boyfriends, you know top clients and cock, but the only way to do that is by putting in work…and the only work people notice..is half naked…and as some fat dude in canada, watching from the internet sidelines on my soiled couch in my soiled sweatpants, that works out fine for me, because staring at pictures is far easier to fuck then real people, you don’t have to drug pictures to pull your dick out…right?
Olivia Wilde irritates me because she changed her name from Cock Burn to Wilde, which in and of itself is kind of pretentious. I mean as a slut trying to make it in America, you’d think she’d embrace Cockburn as a name, since it is something that by default happens to cock after she’s done having unprotected sex with it, I mean that’s probably the whole reason why she’s getting married, I mean once you get Cockburn, you can’t really go fuck other girls, for fear of giving them cockburn too. Well she’s in a movie, she’s topless, this is apparently the clip. The movie is called Drinking Buddies. I’ve never heard of it, but I am pretty bummed it doesn’t involve her ass being spread…cuz spread ass is better than this PG-13 shit…
This sounds like the s**ttiest flight ever! Via NYPost reports : Thirteen hours in the air, eight toilets and 26 passengers violently ill with gastroenteritis. That was the scene when an international flight became the trip from hell after 26 passengers fell sick during a Qantas flight. The group, believed to be a tour group traveling together, were sick before they embarked on the 13 hour and 51 minute flight from Santiago, Chile yesterday. “The people were sick prior to the flight,” a Qantas spokesman said. “It was a tour group that had food poisoning so it was contained to them.” A statement from the NSW Ministry of Health said the group had developed “vomiting and diarrhea on the plane” consistent with norovirus infection, which is a common cause of outbreaks of gastroenteritis in Australia and elsewhere. The flight was aboard a Boeing 747-400 which has a total of seven toilets located on the main deck and one on the upper deck. A statement from the NSW Ambulance service said the 26 passengers were assessed at the scene. “Of those, 16 patients required transport to hospital, three of whom were stretcher patients,” the statement reads. A total of 10 patients were transported to the Prince of Wales Hospital, the remaining six were transported to St George Hospital. “Ambulance will assess the sick passengers, and if well enough to leave they can be cohorted through the airport with minimal exposure to other passengers,” a Spokesperson from the Ministry of Health said. “NSW Health has provided Qantas with a letter and factsheet about viral gastro to distribute to all departing passengers, as well as advice for cleaning and cabin staff.” As a precaution, other passengers have been advised to keep a close eye on their health over the next 24 to 48 hours and seek medical advice if they become unwell. Scores of family members were left high and dry in the arrivals hall with no official word from Qantas over the incident. David Sanhueza and his family from Mount Druitt were left waiting two hours for his mother-in-law, Carmen Caro, visiting from Chile. Her granddaughter Jennifer Sanhueza said the family only found out what was going on from the news. “We weren’t told much, we only heard from a phone call that it was all over the news,” she said. Mrs Caro said the the group that got on in Brazil had been vomiting the whole flight. “A whole lot of kids got on the plane at Brazil and they were all vomiting and sick,” she said in Spanish translated by her granddaughter. SMH @ these people getting on this flight KNOWING they were sick as hell. For 13 hours? That’s just rude! Shutterstock Continue reading →
Only 16 months for stealing a child’s innocence? Mom Jailed For Having Sex With Minors According to Mail Online A 46-year-old woman has been sentenced to 16 months in prison after being found guilty of sexually assaulting two boys who played on her son’s hockey team. Kathia Maria Davis, from Laguna Niguel, will also have to register as a lifetime sex offender, the Orange County District Attorney’s Office said. The court was told that Davis had sex with a 16-year-old boy on four occasions between July 2010 and 2011, and engaged in sex acts with a 14-year-old during a slumber party. One of her victims wrote a statement that was read to the court, according to NBC 4. It read: ‘Holding all this in as a child forced me to grow up in ways I never wanted to. She took the things that I loved most and ripped them out of my life.’ The victim added in his statement: ‘I will never know what could have been.’ A jury found Davis guilty in August last year of four counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with the 16-year-old and two misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Prosecutors said that divorced mother-of-three gave the 16-year-old alcohol and, on one occasion, encouraged the boy and a teenage girl to drink alcohol during a party at her home. The suspect would have parties for members of the hockey team. This also involved some sleepovers,’ Orange County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jim Amormino said after the allegations were first made. Davis was arrested at her home in September 2011 after the older boy told his mother about the abuse, according to CBS Los Angeles. The jury in the first trial was unable to reach a unanimous verdict about the allegations of sex crimes against the younger boy. However, at a trial last month, Davis pleaded guilty to four counts of a lewd act with the 14-year-old. Davis was given credit for the 474 days she has already served, and is expected to be released from Orange County jail within a week, her attorney, David R. Cohn, told Patch. Where were the parents? Shutterstock Continue reading →
