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Liz Hurley Slutting Out for King George Day of the Day

Woah…King George Day is getting hot and bothered when Liz Hurley participates in it…even at 50 years old and all menopausal and shit she still has it in her to get manhandled by dudes with expensive watches…in front of everyone…to add some kind of spice to her life…because I guess her vagina hasn’t completely dried up yet, and even if it did, she could use lube to trick a motherfucker into thinking it’s still functional…I mean with a body like that, dry sex would still be fun, and in my defense Dry Sex is all I know, because I have this skill I call making even the most lubricated bitch dry…Some dudes make girls get their period…all fertile and hormonal, I make girls hit menopause early…it’s my move.. All this to say, Liz Hurley’s still got it going on. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Shitty Selfie Bikini Pics of the Day

Kelly Brook is on vacation and she’s taken to her internet profiles to share her bikini body with the world, a body she has labeled #noabs #curvy….because I guess this is her idea of hot bikini body, because her idea of fitness is maintaining her tits under and any all circumstances, because without her tits, she doesn’t matter. You may find it hot, I find it dumpy…if anything, I think she needs to take the Bean Curd Challenge… Here are the pics…

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Coupled Up: Miguel And His Gorgeous Girlfriend Nazanin Mandi Love It Up In Jamaica

R&B singer Miguel and his bangin’ Persian girlfriend Nazanin Mandi were spotted loving it up on the beaches of Jamaica this weekend, while he was in town to perform at Sumfest. Nazanin closely documented the whole trip, and even started posting bikini shots from her photoshoots in the days leading up to their voyage. Hit the flip for more flicks Continue reading

For Discussion: “Good” Black Men List The Top 10 Reasons Why They’re Still Single…Are The Ladies Really To Blame?

Brace yourselves, ladies. According to these jilted gentleman…..its’ ALL your fault Top 10 Reasons Good Black Men Say They’re Still Single Most people can agree that the dating game and how to master it is one of the world’s greatest mysteries. Finding a person who is willing to give up their singledom for the long haul with total confidence that the other person won’t screw them over or morph into a totally different man/woman once the cuffs are on is no easy feat in any culture and, well, African-American singles seem to be having a particularly hard time as of late. But who is to blame? According to a recent surveying of “good” single black men done by the folks over at The Victory Unlimited Show ,  women are to blame….completely. Sigh. But, ladies, before you swear off all black men based on that statement alone and start a buss-it-open-boycott, take a look at 10 of the 12 reasons courtesy of Afro.com   and see if you can make sense of them.  Anything look familiar? Continue reading

Perv Bust!: 105-Sex Trafficking Kids Rescued From Pedophiles By The FBI [Video]

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Taylor Swift is Paddleboarding with Some Pasty Brit in a Shitty Bikini of the Day

Taylor Swift has a long lean body…and lately, I’ve been finding her hot, but for some reason, every time she gets into a bikini, which happens every once in a while, she’s rockin’ these old lady form fitting, belly hiding, gunt/muff gut shaping bottoms that just look fucking clown-like. She rocks these so much, that I am convinced she’s hiding something from us, maybe a freakish birthmark, or damage from all the sex she’s had, or even a scar, or testicles, or who the fuck knows, a twin she ate and hasn’t had removed because it gives her her demon powers to manipulate the youth, or a tattoo…. There is something behind this constant high waisted bullshit, and someone needs to get to the bottom of it…like it’s one of life’s great mysteries, which it is, cuz right now, as I stare at it…it is all that fucking matters..and it’s confusing me, turning what could be hot, into something horrible… I mean she’s in her 20s, get her some Brazilan cut shorts yo! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cassie is Fucking Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Cassie is amazing. She’s one of Diddy’s bitches and I understand why, because looking at her in her bikini, even after all these years….is hot…but it could just be because I know girls who have banged Diddy, and he doesn’t actually fuck them, he makes them rub his head, before he mistreats them and makes them take the public transit system home, rather than paying for their cabs, cuz like all good half billionaire rappers, he has no respect for hoes, but he keeps them around, especially when they look like this, cuz they are easy to own and operate, and still have it going on. I am a fan.

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Christina Aguilera’s Been Working Out of the Day

The most important lesson we can learn from Christina Aguilera…is that Cyberbullying is effective. I don’t care what the fat chicks, the lesbians in their birkenstock’s eating vegan food, or the latch on losers who pretend to be nice say…the fact is that bullying people, is human nature, mocking people for getting fat, is effective in letting them know they are fat, and making them do something about it, you know doubting that second serving of donuts, leading to them getting healthy an fit and looking better than they have in years, but more importantly, feeling better than they have in years, and fucking better than they have in years, and living a longer life thanks to doing something about us. Bullying is a fucking social service, and that is why I will continue to make fun of fat girls until they start doing squats and runs, and not from sprinting the to buffet and running to the toilet to shit all of it out…but in fitness. Christina Aguilera looks hot, despite the fact that her personality is probably still shitty as fuck. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Keenen Ivory Wayans Blames The Internet For Death Of ‘In Living Color’ Reboot! – The Breakfast Club [Video]

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Mila is the Late Night Booty Call Of The Day

Her name is MILA and I am in love…I figure it’s 3 am, I’m drunk, I want to fuck, why not turn to the internet to fall in love, while my wife snores her disgusting snores and smells her disgusting smell, when I want to ignore the girls I fuck on the sidelines to make me seem less eager, so I’ve turned to X-Art because they lure the hottest girls in porn imaginable…these girls are like actual models or some shit…only they bang out…or just get naked…all while being totally artistic, amazing, erotic, I’m in love…. To See Her 7 Minute Masturbation Video CLICK HERE To see more of her CLICK HERE

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