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Killed It Or Spilled It?: Watch White Dad Kick A Freestyle For His Kids “Am I A Cool Dad?” [Video]

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Welfare Mom Snitches On Foodstamp Scammers! [Video]

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Pregnant Bitch Gets Rodney Kinged By the Cops of the Day

You can look at this from a few angles. The first is that cops are assholes and they assert force, usually unnecessary, and focus on the wrong issues, usually while breaking the laws themselves…but that’s a given, that’s why we call them PIGS and that’s why we hate them, they are fun killers…. Black people can look at this as Racial profiling, these white cops just have it out for black people, and they were such assholes they tackled a bitch… Or you can see it for what it is, bitch and her friends caused a scene, whether pregnant or not, the cops came to diffuse situation, bitch attacked the cops despite being pregnant, and they tackled her, and now they are trying to milk it for all they can…calling it racial profiling, obviously, calling it unneccesary force, obviously, yet so many pregnant people, black and white, asian and indian….haven’t been tackled by the cops…these people deserve it. I think she woulda been better off having a miscarriage, rather than an emergency C-Section, cuz people like this breeding is the fucking worst, and no not cuz they are black, but cuz they are ghetto as fuck and their kids will perpetuate that shit…provided it doesn’t get shot in a drive-by.

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Rosie Hungtington Whitely Working it For the Paparazzi of the DAy

Rosie Hungtington Whitely is some pretty substantial pussy. Those legs are legs I wouldn’t mind climbing up to crawl into her womb and die a happy and fulfilled man…because when you enter a pussy like this, like so many dudes before me, you’ve officially made it, but only because she’s an ego, you know a cunt who thinks she’s important and she doesn’t fuck with regulars, she’s only into top tier dudes, in terms of money and success, and I guess why wouldn’t she be….ferraris are nicer than bus passes yo…sure you can hate her for being a girl, because girls always wrong you and you feel they have come too far and need to be controlled by men and sent back to the kitchen, but you can’t hate her for being a hot girl…that would be gay…and you aren’t gay are you? If you are, how do you feel about cum farts…they’re gross right? To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Ashley Benson Mocks Amanda Bynes for Instagram of the Day

This cunt Ashley Benson is trying to mock the ever amazing talent that is Amanda Bynes, the Disney Star I consider my Spirit Animal… I guess this is what you do when you don’t fucking matter. You know when you’re jealous that a crazy bitch is getting more airtime than you. You know when people don’t know you exist or care what you post on the internet…all desperate for attention, trying to get people to like or look at your pics now that Springbreakers hype has died down and people are over your dumpy chubby body in a bikini…useless slut…I mean even if she was in a sex tape, people wouldn’t care. She’d be out sold by Farrah Abraham, and that’s a fate worse than death, or working the Starbucks counter at 45…same thing… This, Kick her while she’s down. #cyberbully shit, just isn’t funny. It’s actually pathetic and makes me angry. It makes me feel the need to defend Amanda Bynes’ honor, and make an example of this Benson cunt, you know really destroy her at her soul, cuz Hollywood goes through these girls like they go through abortions, since no one uses condoms, and girls like this are a dime a dozen, and it’s just a matter of time before she falls off into crazy…only difference is that no one will care when she does… The funny thing in all this is not that girls are cunts to each other, all jealous of each other, we already knew that…the funny thing is that that she didn’t even get her bad joke right…

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Ireland Baldwin PUGS in a Bikini of the Day

I am not posting these pics of freakishly tall Ireland Baldwin in her bikini because she is in a bikini…I don’t care about big 17 year old girls who are obsessed with their bitch paddle boarding boyfriends…in what you know is going to end in disaster propelling her into typical Hollywood kid behavior of fucking anyone and everyone…I don’t find her that hot, I hate 17 year olds they are annoying, and even if this is the best her body will ever be, I’d rather fuck her mom…. I am posting this because she has PUGS…and all I fucking do is PUG…so this shit puts a smile on my face…you know since the only thing good in this world is PUGS…obviously.

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Some Old Head Swirl: Tina Turner Speaks On Her Newlywed Matrimony-dom

Tina looks good. Tina Turner Speaks On Marriage Tina still getting it in at 73. We want to sip from her fountain of youth. Those legs though…. According to US Magazine What’s love got to do with it? Everything! After 27 years together, Tina Turner and music producer Erwin Bach tied the knot in a private ceremony in Switzerland — and now, Turner says, life is perfect. Speaking with Hello! magazine about her recent nuptials, the 73-year-old “Proud Mary” singer gushes that she has finally found nirvana. “It’s that happiness that people talk about, when you wish for nothing, when you can finally take a deep breath and say, ‘Everything is good,’” she says. “It’s a wonderful place to be.” As was her wedding, it seems. Per Hello!, Turner and her longtime love were married in a lavish ceremony at their home on the banks of Lake Zurich, with celebrity guests including Oprah Winfrey and Bryan Adams. The women in attendance were reportedly asked to wear white, while the men donned black tie. Turner, meanwhile, broke from tradition and rocked a stunning black silk tulle and lime-green taffeta gown with Swarovski crystal embellishment. She first spotted the Giorgio Armani frock at a runway show in Beijing, she revealed to Hello!, and she knew immediately she wanted to get it and save it for a special occasion. “I thought, ‘I gotta have that, even if I never wear it,’” the superstar shares. “Then I thought, ‘I know, that will be my wedding dress.’” This is the second marriage for Turner, who was previously wed to musician Ike Turner from 1962 to 1976. Ike, who died from a cocaine overdose in 2007, often physically abused his wife; she documented their turbulent union in the memoir I, Tina. (The couple’s romance was also the inspiration for the 1993 biopic What’s Love Got to Do With It, starring Angela Bassett and Laurence Fishburne.) Turner, an eight-time Grammy winner, became a Swiss citizen earlier this year. She has two kids: 55-year-old Craig, with musician Raymond Hill, and 52-year-old Ronald, with Ike. We wish Tina and her new hubby the best. Continue reading

Winnie Cooper’s Ass with Avril Lavigne in Costume of the Day

Avril Lavigne is doing some 90s throwback video, you know I guess a tribute to back when she as actually 15, and not 18 years later when she dresses and pretends she’s 15….cuz it makes her money…. It is some Tank Girl theme.. something 15 year olds probably have never heard of…and more importantly it’s starring some Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years in some shiny panties…showing off her rockin’ ass… I appreciate Winnie Cooper pooper…but I really wasn’t down with her or all the hype she had as the love interest in the Wonder Years, not that I’ve revisted that show since it was taken off the air, but I remember wanting to fuck the sister, one of his blond girlfriends, but this frigid neighbor who never committed or put out, with her stupid bangs just pissed me off… But I guess like every uptight chick from high school, she’s managed to grow up into an attention seeking slut, you know in efforts to get the attention she once had and I endorse that…because it’s better than when the hot chick from high school gets married, has a dozen kids, and develops an oreo addiction to deal with her shitty life… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Girls LOVE Jimmy Jane of the Day

Apparently, a lot of dudes are threatened by sex toys. More than one girl has told me that their boyfriends don’t allow sex toys in the bedroom, because they feel they challenge their manhood, and that they should be the key to any fake orgasm…which is insane… But if you are like me, you fucking love sex toys…because no only are they fun to use, they take any pressure off you to get a girl off, and allow you to trick girls into thinking you’re a great lover, without them realizing, that it’s has nothing really to do with you, you just happen to be there. You see, a primed and ready girl who has either just had an orgasm or is about to have an orgasm, is far more fun to have sex with, and she’ll usually leave you wanting to come back for more…not to mention, when she masturbates and you’re not around, she’ll remember how good it was doin’ it together. One of the best out there is the HELLO TOUCH Wearable Vibrator by Jimmy Jane….This shit is from the fucking future, you put it on your hand and you can massage a girl better than she’s ever been massaged… Remember, there’s nothing better than leaving a girl happy, with what she considers a memorable sexual adventure…a doctor doesn’t go into surgery without proper equipment….a tennis player doesn’t hit the court without a racket…a race car driver doesn’t show up to a race without a car…technology is designed to help us be lazy…and get better results…you can’t turn your back on that… JimmyJane is Offering 20% off their premium futuristic toys Use Coupon Code DSFSUMMER2013 ….Offer ends JULY 31….So get up on it…any girl you use it on will appreciate it, just don’t tell them you’ve used it on other girls, you player you… Get yours CLICK HERE Here are some pics of some girls in panties posing with their awesome JIMMYJANE!! Get yours CLICK HERE

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stepGIRLS Posing with a State Bicycle of the Day

The other day, we rounded up a couple of our amazing, and I mean amazing stepGIRLS and got them to pose with our favorite bicycle, which happens to be an amazing State Bicycle Co bike… State Bicycle Co is a company, that if you know bikes, you will know, make some of the most stylish bicycles around that will get you noticed…which is really what you should want. Like these: You know the kind of bicycle that will get any girl excited to ride with you, even if you don’t have a car, because they just have that much cool… I find bicycles highly erotic. I love girls on bicycles, girls next to bicycles, sniffing bicycle seats when they are still warm after a babe happens park her bike next to me on a hot summer day….creeping on some panty shots when the wind blows bicycyle riding babes and their skirts the right way…so it was only natural to get our stepGIRLS half naked and next to a bike….and shit is HOT HOT HOT. You can find the perfect bike for yourself at StateBicycle.com , they are as low as $389 + Free Shipping… Even better, every State Bicycle Co. model is limited edition, so you can be sure that the bike you buy will be unique. Because we did this shoot, State Bicycle Co has decided to offer, Exclusive for Drunken Stepfather readers, 10% off your order now until July 31st. Use coupon code: drunkstate at check out. To get yourself a bike, and we suggest you do, cuz they are awesome and chicks dig em… CLICK HERE

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