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Way Before That Hiatus From Music: 9 Big Songs You Probably Didn’t Know Keri Hilson Wrote

What songs have you been jamming to that she contributed to or wrote on her own? Let’s take a look and see… Continue reading

Behati Prinsloo on the Beach for Jalouse of the Day

Her name is Behati Prinsloo, like Anne V, she too is tainted by the ADAM Levine from Maroon 5 sperm, because like Anne V, she decided that dating a hugely successful pop star, on a hugely successful TV show, despite being hugely 5 foot 5, was a good move and a sign of having made it in the model world, which is a bit of a bummer…because even if Adam Levine is a good guy, and a cool guy, and just being a smart business man producing shit music for money, lots of money, cuz shit music takes him 5 minutes to make, he’s still the brains behind it…and these girls can be fucking anyone…far bigger, more famous, more successful than him….it just makes no sense to me, and I guess either does posting pics of her more clothed than she is for the devil company she sold her soul too…but I’m doing it anyway…

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Behati Prinsloo on the Beach for Jalouse of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski for Galore Magazine by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski or as I sometimes call her Emily Ratakowski …or as I like to call her Emily RATATATATATATATKOWSKI….but who I want to call “wife”…is a fucking substantially built woman, who when I look at, I wonder if she’s even human, almost too perfect to not be alien, or from a creepy model producing factory in Russia….Just watching her in action, in all she does, makes me want to continue my quest in seducing her badly through love songs, poetry and posts about her tits….One day, we will meet, and she won’t be able to resist the total disappointment that comes with me…and more importantly so is sex with me….let’s hope Emily experiences that first hand!!

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Emily Ratajkowski for Galore Magazine by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Swirly Baby Saga: 7 Best (And Worst) Moments Of Kimmy K’s Pregnancy

Kimmy K. finally popped and ended the most stressful celebrity pregnancy ever. We imagine Kris Jenner is more excited about the exclusive baby photo offers than the actual baby. Whether KimYe will last or even be good parents, no one knows, but we’re glad their swirly baby saga is finally over. Here are the seven best (and worst) moments of Kimmy K’s Pregnancy. Take a look. Continue reading

Serena Williams Scary Bikini Pic of the Day

Serena Williams has some pretty big tits in her bikini top. I would expected her to have pecs. You see cuz I am convinced that in a few years, some DNA testing will take place, and we will find out that the Williams sisters were in fact just like Amanda Bynes in “She’s the Man”….only the opposite. I’m talking scandal about whether they are actually women, or just some hormonally altered hybrid gender that is trained to kill at least on the tennis courts. I don’t find these girls attractive, probably because I am not a homosexual closeted, who needs tits on my trannies as a gateway to gay sex…. They’re big, they’re intimidating, they are champion, and one of them is in a bikini. I can’t figure out if that’s a good thing or not, but I’m posting it anyway.

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Serena Williams Scary Bikini Pic of the Day

Emma Stone in her Underwear for Wolf of Wall Street of the Day

I’ve hated on Emma Stone for being an uneventful little slag, overrated with far too much attention from virgin losers everywhere, since she first hit the scene…. I understood that nerds felt she was accessible, production companies like nerds because they are the only ones paying to go to movies, playing her up like she was one of them…putting her in comic book movies… I just thought was lacking on all fronts… But Martin Scorcese, a genius filmmaker, used a little movie magic and made her look hot as fuck in this Wolf of Wall Street movie…. It’s like her weird mouth /face doesn’t bother me at all, I’m too busy wanting to fuck her. Here’s the trailer…

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Emma Stone in her Underwear for Wolf of Wall Street of the Day

Georgia May Jagger in a Bikini for MUSE of the Day

I have been loving Georgia May Jagger for as long as she’s been modelling, and not because she makes any thought of Mick Jagger’s lips being dick sucking lips, less gay, cuz she’s rocking a pair….but because she’s hot, and she’s rich and she probably has a lot of fun. You see unlike rich kids from Finance people, or entrepreneurs who built their empires from the ground up, or old money family business tycoons. she’s rich from rock and roll, and good rock and roll. You know her dad was a middle class dude into black music from Chicago and the American south, who has become a billionaire with his music and had a wild fucking life on the way up, getting a few models, like Georgia May’s mom knocked up along the way, the kind of parent who leads his daughters by example, to get high, have fun, and bang out, cuz there is enough to go around, so keeping busy with this model shit, is just like a pat on the back, celebrating her hotness, that feeds her ego…it’s not for the money…and that in itself is pretty fucking hot….the bikini and pics of her on all fours is just secondary.

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Georgia May Jagger in a Bikini for MUSE of the Day

Miranda Kerr for Vogue Korea of the Day

As Miranda Kerr rides high on the tailwind of being a Victoria’s Secret model, booking as much as she can before she is forgotten as she escapes the firm grip they have on her career, name and really life purpose…she’s gone off to do some Vogue Korea shit, where she was in a one piece, but more interestingly, pretty fucking naked….I need the outtakes from this shoot…seriously….because despite not quite grasping all her big face hype, I still like seeing models naked, even if I’ve seen them naked before so many times before…as I document Her breaking free from the clutch of the billion dollar devil who she sold her soul to I’m a fan.

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Miranda Kerr for Vogue Korea of the Day

Miley Cyrus is Pantsless for Social Media of the Day

The thing about fit girls is the fantasy that I can’t fit in her vagina You know the plight of the small penis man, the kind who gets a boner and no one notices, even when in bike shorts is to find a girl with grip. It is the holy grail for us, and bodies like this give us hope I am a fan of Miley and her extra small size…even if her vagina tells another story… TO see pics of her in pants for her album listening party FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus is Pantsless for Social Media of the Day

Teen Mom Farrah’s Nipple in a Bikini at a Vegas Pool Party of the Day

I get hate mail about posting and promoting Farrah Abraham all the time. In my defence, I didn’t know who she was when I got the amazing SQUIRTING SEX TAPE EXCLUSIVE …but I thought she had a tight, fit body, despite her shitty tits and horse face, and I though she put in good effort. Even when in Florida at Exxxotica after witnessing her cunt behavior to her fans, I appreciated what she was doing…. You see, I don’t love her, i just love what she represents…. A girl hungry for fame, only known from getting knocked up at 16, who acts like a spoiled brat, and clearly a horrible mother, who turned to porn to next level her career. That to me is amazing, it’s good morally sound approach, that I hope inspires more girls, because the more girls I get to see fuck, the happier I am… Now I’m not too excited about her shitty implant nipple she has not control over slip at a Vegas Pool Party, but I am sure she is, this is a huge thing for an idiot girl, hosting a Vegas party like a low level star…it’s all these whores really care about… I predict more porn from her, and I’m totally down with watching it….because despite what the haters say

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Teen Mom Farrah’s Nipple in a Bikini at a Vegas Pool Party of the Day