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Kelly Brook Sloppy and Topless in a Bikini of the Day

I guess Kelly Brook isn’t 20 anymore, cuz her natural DDs are starting to look like they are a featured article in National Geographic, that I would still probably try to jerk off to because I am in a public library bathroom and there’s few options thanks to all the porn sites being blocked…. I mean she’s up on some 40 year old Kate Upton looking doughy ass shit, that I’m glad is topless on the beach, but that would be far more erotic in spanx spilling out of a tight dress, reminding me of some of her hotter nude pics. Looking at this makes me wonder if her abortion to extend her career was worth it, I figure the best years are behind her and maybe, it was a sign from her uterus to give up, cuz by the looks of her, it seems like her hormones decided to give her a mom body without the whole being a mom thing, which is probably harder to stomach, cuz a mom body when you’re a mom is overruled by being a mom, and the joy that brings a woman…you know focus on them instead of you. Either way, whatever this is, or whatever the motivation is, I’m happy she’s comfortable in her skin, since her skin is what made her who she is, I just think she probably shouldn’t be. The beaches of Cancun have seen better days…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – THERE ARE A TON OF THEM FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Vine Video “The Racist Snackbar” From Syracuse Students Showing Black Girl Cleaning [Video]

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Danny Brown ft. A$AP Rocky – “Kush Coma” [Listen]

The full version of Danny Brown’s “Kush Coma” featuring his brother in rhymes A$AP Rocky added to the mix is finally here. .. Continue Continue reading

Lil Wayne Steps And Dances On The American Flag [Video]

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Hot Criminal of the Day

Her name is Heather Kelly, she’s 25, and she’s been arrested for robbing some convenience store, by crawling in through the window, where she ended up losing a sandal. Turns out, she’s in the running for Top 10 cutest outfits ever worn on a crackhead robbing a convenience store. I am on team Heather Kelly, because I appreciate a girl in short shorts, as much as I appreciate an ambitious opportunist, who goes out there and takes what life has to offer, especially when the clerk is too busy in the back taking a shit, to watch his shit. I think I’m in love. If you’re not into that…here’s a couple of dumb criminals for a solid LOLZ

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DEVIL WOMAN of the Day

If you know the site, then you know I have an unhealthy obsession with PUGS. In fact, I think my pug is the only thing I’ve ever loved, and in my semi-retirement/unemployed lazy pig life, I’ve decided to move out to the country to have a pug farm where I house the fuckers, who rape my soul and fill it with love, every time I look at their stupid faces. In loving my pug, I feel an obligation to protect him, to not let weirdos touch him, to not take him to doggy daycare facilities, to really just make sure he’s cool… It’s also made me realize, all people with dogs, feel the same way about their dogs. They are family. So when I saw this I freaked the fuck out. I wanted to rally the Internet troops to hunt this bitch down, and find a way to teach her a fucking lesson. The name of the Daycare is FUR KIDS DAYCARE …She’s obviously been fired, but maybe someone out there knows her, so we can terrorize her.

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Jackie Chan’s Best Story Ever About Bruce Lee of the Day

Yesterday, it was announced that Jackie Chan is releasing some kind of Autobiography Musical. After listening to him try to explain his best story ever about Bruce Lee, I realize, his autobiography may be totally impossible or insane to follow, especially set to song. I mean this is funnier than fucking with the asian immigrant store clerk…but maybe I’m just an asshole who finds broken english hilarious. If that doesn’t appeal to you… Here’s an old ASAIN dude doing the splits..

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Miranda Kerr’s Hot Vogue Cover of the Day

Miranda Kerr is on the cover of Vogue and I have a feeling when the rest of the pics drop…there will be nipple. The reason I think that, is because she’s on her own now, an independent worker, a free agent, facing the world without a billion dollar brand behind her, and now she will see if we like her for her, or because Victoria’s Secret master minded us in, and the way all girls seek approval is through nudity…. I appreciate this quest, because I am a pervert. TO SEE HER THROW A FIRST PITCH AT A BASEBALL GAME AWKWARDLY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Barbara Palvin’s Nip Slip of the Day

Barbara Palvin the overrated model from Eastern Europe who is 19 and her success remains a total fucking mystery, had a nipple slip. I don’t know when and I don’t know where, I just know the pic was emailed to me, so it happened. It’s not jerk off material, but nipples are better than no nipples, just ask Angelina Jolie, she’s had both, and despite what she tells you. I choose nipples. TO SEE HER AT SOME VIVA COMET AWARDS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hide Ya Kids! Freakazoid Elementary Teacher Popped For Giving Sloppy Top To Boy Under The Age Of 14!!!

Another day another freaky teacher popped! According to NYDailyNews reports via KTLA : A divorced elementary school teacher seduced one of her students under the age of 14 into having sex, police said. Malia Brooks, 32, allegedly performed sexual acts on the boy she was supposed to be educating at Garden Grove Elementary School in Simi Valley, Calif. The mother-of-two was arrested Tuesday after surrendering to a local police station. Arraigned at Ventura County Superior Court the following day, the sixth-grade teacher pleaded not guilty to several charges. They included one count of a lewd act upon a child and one count of oral c***lation of a person under 14. She also faces three charges of g***tal penetration by a foreign object with a person under 14 years of age when the suspect is more than 10 years older than the victim. Brooks, deemed a flight risk, is being held on $2 million bail. Suspended from her job, she later resigned, reports KTLA. SMH. This broad truly ain’t isht. Continue reading