Miranda Kerr, finally free from the devil at Victoria’s Secret, has done a photoshoot for V Magazine, and decided to post it to her social media, all bootyful and amazing….because guess what, there is life after the oppressor, corporate demon that has you locked down in prison….cuz when you look like Miranda Kerr, lots of other people will want to pay you to get half naked, and even if they don’t, you can just take selfies like everyone else…Yay…
Candice Swanepoel posted this bikini pic of her working her ass off in St Barts shooting for Victoria’s Secret for her million dollar a year contract that I assume involves being in a 5 star luxury villa, with staff catering to her every need, unlimited drinks and food and entertainment, to occupy her time that she’s not working, which I assume is probably most of the day, because models are slackers, virtually unemployed, but making bank, all because they look good in pictures…what a joke…..at least for the rest of us, myself not included, because this is barely a job… Candice Swanepoel is lovely as fuck. Here’s Victoria’s Secret Models and their “What is Sexy” list that I think is trying to take a cue from DOVE to empower things that are so not sexy….hearing these bitches talk is way less interesting that seeing them half naked…
Hayden Panettiere is dressed like a stripper on her first dance…you know the slow and romantic one that sets the mood before she comes back on for her second dance and shows her vagina…you know that or the poor girl at prom who bought her dress at some discount bin at the sex shop…and really it works for me, because strippers are the only girls I can count on…you know they never say know to ten dollars to touch their titties….and the trashier Hayden Panettiere looks, the more she suits her implants, and her plastic surgery ridden mom who sucked a lot of dick to give her this life… To See the Rest of the Pics Follow this Link
Kourtney’s ex model boo-thang is now threatening to take her to court if he doesn’t get a paternity test… Male Model Demands Paternity Test From Kourtney Kardashian For Son Mason Disick The male model who dated Kourtney Kardashian while she was broken up from long-time boyfriend Scott Disick is yet again putting the Kourtney on blast and threatening to take her to court if she doesn’t grant him a paternity test to prove that he is her 4-year-old son Mason’s real father. via Radar Online Model Michael Girgenti has long claimed that he, not Scott Disick, is the true father of Kourtney Kardashian‘s son Mason — and he tells Star magazine that he wrote Kourtney a letter demanding that she get a DNA test for the toddler — or he’ll sue. “This is Kourtney’s last chance,” Michael told the magazine in their latest issue. “My next step will be to take her to court and sue her for a paternity test. I’m tired of not knowing if Mason is my child, and I want the constant wondering to end.” Michael shared an exclusive copy of the letter he wrote to Kourtney which states, “My attentions [sic] are not to hurt the family you’ve created with Scott [Disick]. But at the same time, Mason deserves to know the truth.” That truth, Michael claims, is that Mason was conceived when he and Kourtney had unprotected sex in Miami in March 2009, when she was on a break from Scott. However, Kourtney denied Michael’s claims back in 2009 when Mason was born and she and Scott eventually got back together. Michael says he never heard from her again. “I tried to contact Kourtney via BlackBerry Messenger, with no response,” he revealed. “I also made an attempt to reach her through the media, with no luck, but kept thinking that eventually the truth would come out.” We initially thought this guy was just thirsting for his 15 minutes of fame, especially since Mason is a spitting image of Scott…..but his persistence does make it seem like there’s more to this story. Wouldn’t be surprised to see this story line pop up on the next season of the Kardashian’s reality show, which would explain why Kourtney and Scott have yet to address these new set of claims… Continue reading →
Catherine McNeil is some lesbian model from Australia, who I can safely say is not a lesbian by looking at her, and noticing she doesn’t look like she’s got balls, a hairy chest and a collection of dick’s she’s ripped off in a box in her basement….She’s more a lesbian out of convenience, because dating some MTV Australia chick has been good for her celebrity…pretending to be engaged, even better. You know some basic low level playing the system shit….get the people to talk, then book international campaigns for big brands that are up on some porn level, fetish level, the first scenes of a porno level kick….that really help establish her lesbian stance, because all lesbians like letting guys between their legs for money….right? Wrong. Lesbians hate this objectifying women shit, but more importantly they hate penis and would never allow this to happen. Catherine McNeil, I am calling bullshit, you may eat pussy, but dick is what you’re all about…here’s the hot ad.
Another week has arrived, which means another struggle and passion filled episode of Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta gets added to the archive. There were no fisticuffs in the fourth episode, but there was nevertheless plenty of mind boggling commentary including the revelation that K.Michelle has a dry vagina… Continue Continue reading →
The rumors are that Bar Refaeli is some coked out party slut in Israel who fucks A-Listers to make herself feel more important than the other girls she’s ripping lines with….you know cuz it wasn’t that long ago that she was a big model everyone cared about…before moving back to Israel to be pretty much nothing special….but luckily in her demise, her fall from the bikini wearing top, there is some reflection on the glory days that were, and in her case, that comes with either trying to relive them or revisit them by posting pics of herself in a bikini to social media like it was old times….and luckily people like me…are into that.
It’s safe to say that Aubrey O’Day knows her selfie angles. You know the kind of fat chick who knows how to pose for a selfie, because a selfie is the only photograph being taken of her, cuz she just doesn’t matter anymore, not that she ever did, but as far as she is concerned she did, you know DIDDY fucked her and all, that’s a big deal for some fat chick from Palm Springs…. She’s modeling a bikini for instagram, she’s not offensively fat, I don’t have to listen to her talk, so I’m okay with this shit…even if I hate everything about her….there’s just something about her not looking like a fat ditch pig…that makes me forget all the negatives…. She should keep this sucking in her gunt thing up…it’s the best she’s been…pretty much ever…even if I can tell she’s still a fat chick posing proper….and I hate fat chicks…
In Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, the girl who says she’s not a pornstar, despite being in a porn with a pornstar, and selling more copies of a porn movie than any pornstar around news….she is is heading to Florida for a meet and greet with her fans…at a porn convention…. Apparently, she will do anything for attention, including the Miami convention called EXXXOTICA. She’s going to be at the CLUB Magazine booth, where she’ll be signing autographs and making dreams come true for all her new found fans…even though she’s not a pornstar people. She just fucks pornstars on camera…. I mean, she might as well be embracing it, because it’s making her so much fucking money, and it is the one thing she’s done that people actually care about. So the thought that it was a one hit wonder doesn’t exist. Her porn will happen, just not again according to her, because everything she says is bullshit lies to get people talking, like that she’s pregnant with JAMES DEEN’S baby…… The world has seen her squirt and do anal…she might as well just roll with it, and I guess it looks as though she is and that’s a good thing, because I am a huge fan of her work You see, I’ve been promoting the exclusive clip from VIVID of her Squirting Scene all week. I’ve also watched the porn over and over again she’s fucking good, despite how unattractive her face and fake tits may be….she fucks on camera well. So if you are in FLORIDA this week, I want you talk to her for me, get some exclusive pics and video….and we can be friends for ever….I mean it is an awesome opportunity to prank her…. If you’re not in Florida this week, and no one really should be CLICK HERE TO SEE HER SQUIRT
Last week J. Cole launched BornSinner.com to house personal selected content each week leading up to the release of Born Sinner, due out June 25. After honoring his recently retired mother in the inaugural episode of the Born Sinner vlog series, the Roc Nation artist returns with this week’s installment featuring a friend and fellow prolific lyricist in Kendrick Lamar…. Continue Continue reading →
