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Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

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If a reality store from 5 years ago, who ultimately doesn’t matter, puts on a bikini, does she make a sound. Well apparently, yes. Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach, who had an ego that turned down The Hills cuz she was going to run with her own acting career, without being informed that she had no talent, only to crawl back for the last Season of The Hills, after everyone made all their money on the shit, while she just went to auditions and got rejected, making her more than just a failed actress, ex-reality star it makes her desperate and that is porno to me….especially when in a bikini or two….next stop sex tape. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton Modeling in Bazaar with Wild Animals of the Day

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There’s always something funny about seeing Kate Upton modeling that I call obesity. She’s massive, sloppy, chubby, but she’s got skinny legs and big tits, to make her weird bulbous cartoon like torso a little less offensive than it actually is. She gets so much hype and represents all that is wrong with the internet, you know because without the internet, she’d be working the Walmart cash, but with the internet, and it’s gang of virgin losers, she’s on the cover of magazines, cuz people celebrate her and the mainstream media figure they should do, even though I know, that they know, that she’s Anna Nicole Smith a few years before becoming Anna Nicole Smith…. Here she is with wild animals, cuz she’s a farm animal, for Harper’s Bazaar.

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Kate Upton Modeling in Bazaar with Wild Animals of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s always something funny about seeing Kate Upton modeling that I call obesity. She’s massive, sloppy, chubby, but she’s got skinny legs and big tits, to make her weird bulbous cartoon like torso a little less offensive than it actually is. She gets so much hype and represents all that is wrong with the internet, you know because without the internet, she’d be working the Walmart cash, but with the internet, and it’s gang of virgin losers, she’s on the cover of magazines, cuz people celebrate her and the mainstream media figure they should do, even though I know, that they know, that she’s Anna Nicole Smith a few years before becoming Anna Nicole Smith…. Here she is with wild animals, cuz she’s a farm animal, for Harper’s Bazaar.

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Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

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Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide. I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit…. This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.

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Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

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Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide. I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit…. This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.

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#SNPF Panty Flashes VOTE of the Day

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#SNPF is a Drunkenstepfatherdotcom instagram movement that I also like to think of as an excuse to get girls to send us pics of their panties because girls are competitive. The rules are simple, post a pic of you panties, tag #SNPF @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and you are entered to win an all expensed paid trip to my dick…and or a 2 star resort in CUBA. Here is last week’s VOTE The winner is chosen by you, the one guy who reads the site and clicks refresh all day. Here are the entries this week. VOTE 1 through 5. #SNPF 1 #SNPF 2 #SNPF 3 #SNPF 4 #SNPF 5 Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll. Remember – Drunkenstepfatherdotcom Instagram is a Relgious Experience Sent Directly from Heaven So Join Our Congregation

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Bikini Video of the DAy

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Like women, tits, vaginas, not all bikini videos are created equally. Sometimes, they are awkward, not very erotic or appealing, sometimes they are fat or hairy, and sometimes they have dicks. This shit is ridiculous, no idea where it is from, but it reminds me why I do drugs.

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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini of the Day

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The only thing I like about LeAnn Rimes is that she’s proved that the record industry is a pile of marketing bullshit, and that the lies they feed us about their personalities, is just lies they are told to tell the public to help feed an image. She reminds us that it’s all marketing bullshit, and that the second it’s all said and done, and bitch can be her fucking self for a change, her true colors shine through. She’s not a Christian, despite her Christmas albums and all the wholesome middle american average people who bought into her shit. She’s a vapid, hollywood, money grubbing, soul-less cunt, who wrecks homes, fucks a lot and has fake tits. She’s no different than a hooker or a stripper, and that’s a good thing as far as I’m concerned, not only because it just reminds me how idiotic these people who thought she was anything but a hooker when she was coming up are. Don’t believe everything you are fed. They just want to sell albums people and she’s their puppet…a puppet on all fours in a white bikini with a tight enough body to stare at…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Danni Minogue’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Danni Minogue is Kylie Minogue’s sister who never got quite as famous, always in the shadow, who never had breast cancer, but who probably could have had a great career in porn, partially thanks to her breast implants, but I guess life just didn’t work out that way for her, and instead she models shit, and is now posting pics that clearly she finds hot of herself in Barbados in a bikini, that I am totally into looking at, not because I know who Danni Minogue is, but because I like bikinis on anyone, especially Australians, whether they are famous or have famous siblings or not. I mean this whole self produced bikini photoshoot is promising to me, a sign that if other people won’t take pics of her in a bikini, she’s do it for her fucking self, which is the attention craving gateway to sex tape. I am into it.

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Emily O’Hara is the Page 3 Glamour Model of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A day is not a day unless it involves staring at some Glamour model tits and mocking them for having daddy issues, craving male attention, not being hot enough to be actual models all while celebrating the fact that they get paid to show their titties, and inspire busty girls to follow in their footsteps, because it leads to the good life, keeping a steady flow of titties for photoshoots available for my jerking off, it’s the circle of life… Her name is Emily O’Hara and she’s boring as fuck for Page 3 in this ghetto shoot, but you know what…she’s topless….cuz that’s what she fucking does. She’s got it all figured out…

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