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Miranda Kerr Boring for Mango of the Day

I have grown into becoming a Miranda Kerr fan, when she first hit the scene her weird broad face through me off, but her fit body that was shoved down my throat so many fucking times, made me used to it, and if anything the brainwashing marketing powers of the evil underwear empire, have made me think faces like this are the norm, and every other girl, who has an average width face is a fucking freak….. But I’m not a fan of this shit for Mango, a shitty clothing line, with shiity products, and even shittier creative direction, for a shitty shoot, that could have had a lot more Miranda Kerr in positions that give me boners, despite being a housewife mom, cuz she’s usually got that spell over me. It’s Boring. I’m posting it anyway.

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Christina Hendricks Titty Fail in Flare of the Day

People are talking about Mad Men’s new season, I’m not, because I’ve never seen the show, don’t give a fuck about the show, and if I wanted to waste my time with some fake storyline about 1960s advertising agencies, I’d do it by jerking off to old playboys…it’s just more mindless shit to numb the public into following fake situations, instead of living your own life….a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can’t see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing, tits that for some reason she’s not putting on blast like she normally does, because I guess they told her they’d photoshop out the rolls before going to press…. This shoot is a Christina Hendricks fail, but that’s not saying much, since Christina Hendricks, despite her big bra size, and big the rest of her, is a fail.

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Kate Moss Doesn’t Show her Nipples for Vogue Shoot of the Day

All I want for Christmas is Kate Moss. I am a fan of her work. All her work. Even the way she works her coked up pussy on HIV positive needle sharing unshowered rockstar cock. Because she’s well traveled, perfectly gutter, and normally puts her titties on blast like shit is a shirt, cuz I guess if they see your tits once, let them see them again, it’s a more liberating life that way, one that I’m down with watching….even when she falls off every so often and forgets to show her nipples…like in this vouge shoot. I’d say Kate Moss is the future, but that’d be a lie, she’s kind of more the past that I still get a kick out of, cuz she represents gutter, dirty pussy glamour and luxury, like a crackwhore who lives in a mansion and drinks Champagne and the whole contrast is erotic…. here are the pics…

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Kaley Cuoco Cleavage on TV of the Day

I hate TV, unless it is Swamp People, I’m just not down. These fake storylines with canned laughter and shitty jokes, designed to numb the population, dumb them down, make them these vapid fast food snacking slobs being told to buy more shit they don’t need, instead of going out there and living life, or at least expanding their minds just a little. Wasting away on people who are pretending to be other people mocking all of our intelligence with garbage noise, badly written jokes and storylines for the average retard…cuz that’s what they want you to be…. I just can’t fucking stand the shit. But I don’t mind when they try to blind me with big fat tits, tits that killed John Ritter, cuz tits are fun under all circumstances.

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Michelle Keegan Instagram Tit Scandal of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some attention seeking soap opera star from the UK with great tits, who decided to drop out of acting on her soap opera, to become a Glamour Model, in some backwards logic that can only be explained by Daddy issues. Well apparently, she posted this titty pic on instagram for 6 seconds, deleted it when she realized the mistake, after her pervert fans saved the shit on their computers, only to deny it was her, and post a pic of her in the bath, pretty much saying it’s totally fucking her, the pic she probably meant to post…. Obviously, she sexted someone her tits, accidentally posted it on instagram cuz technology is hard to us and I think shit will work out in her favor, cuz this kind of scandal, staged or not, accidental or not, makes her far more relevant to me and probably to you.

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I Miss Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Arms of the Day

I hate Alyssa Milano and not because she blocked me on social media. And not because she’s 100 years old and a do good mom. And not because she’s struggling in her tight dress showing off her legs. And not because she’s some internet savvy entrepreneur probably making huge fortunes while doing it. I hate Alyssa Milano because she’s caved into society’s expectations of her. We bullied her for having hairy fucking arms, and she’s reacted by getting laser hair removal on the shit, like a fucking pussy, insecure bitch, who lets bullies push her around, instead of embracing her hairy fucking destiny, and that just shows me that she’s a weak fucking person, who will raise weak fucking kids, and is the reason why bullying is being banned, because these assholes who were bullied, and are too insecure to defend themselves, are running the fucking show. Bullying makes for stronger people, kills off the weak, and in Alyssa Milano’s case, cleans up her high testosterone levels nicely. So fuck you bully haters and fuck you Alyssa Milano TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karlie Kloss for i-D Magazine of the Day

When you realize that Karlie Kloss is 6 foot 2 or 6 foot 6 in heels, rockin a size 12 foot, she kinda loses any and all sex appeal. You know, put her against a white wall, and she’s proportionate, has a great figure, long and lean, with little tits and legs for fucking days, but stand next to her, and you become a fraction of the man you are, her shoulders broader than yours. It’s like a Universal Stuidos optical illusion, but when you put things into perspective, those feet are the length of your fucking arm. But lucky for her, none of us will ever be next to her in line at the grocery store, or put up against her in a Volleyball match, we just see her in pictures, sometimes with other tall freak women, and I think it’s better for all of us that way. It’s less of a horror movie and more of a, holy fuck those are some serious legs.

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Karolina Kurkova Making Faces for Elle Czech of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is my favorite model, turned plus sized and threatened to lose her job for being fat, because unlike working the cash at Walmart, modeling is the one job you can still fire a bitch for her gut without having letters written to head office, or media involvement saying you’re discriminating based on obesity levels, even though statistically, obese people are lazy and shitty for business. Only, Karolina Kurkova decided that instead of fighting them and making a scandal out of the evil corporation turning on her for being fat, she was going to do what was best for everyone involved, and that’s get in shape….so now, as she makes faces for Elle Czech….I can sit back and appreciate her for not giving in like so many other women do, she said “Slow metabolism, you can’t beat me”….and look how good it’s worked out. Take her advice all you fat bitches out there, cuz no one like a fat bitch. FACT.

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Heidi Klum Saves Her Son With Her Nipple of the Day

There’s some story going around about how Heidi Klum saved her black son, because apparently he got his ability to swim from his Father’s side of the family, but the more interesting side of the story, is that her big mom titty fell out of her mom bikini while in a moment of panic or crisis, because despite having 12 more kids to replace him, you know that she lined up in the event tragedy struck, like some kind of hoarder, at the expense of her vagina and its tightness, or a good planner…and the paparazzi, responded to the panic by taking as many pics as possible, cuz helping just leads to lawsuits in America, while taking pics leads to making unethical money. Here’s her nipple, on a breast beat up by breast feeding so many times, like a dog you see at the dog park after one too many litters, and I dig it. To See The Rest of the Pics FOllow this Link

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Valerie Van Der Graaf Hot for WILDFOX of the Day

Valerie Van Der Graaf is the next Kate Upton. She even models for BEACH BUNNY ….all big titty and Anna Nicole Smith like….ready to one day turn fat if the right opportunity comes up….but sticking to this busty on a skinny frame as long as possible cuz it pays the fucking bills… Well, now she’s modeling for very trendy, very massive, Wildfox Couture, and I’m loving this shoot, from thigh highs, to garters, hard nipples to 1950s fetishes, they’ve made catalog pictures worth jerking off to, all it took was some props, cuz if you read the site you’ll know I hate Catalog pics, but kinda love this….good hustle Wildfox….

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