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Olga Kurylenko Squatting for Instyle of the Day

Olga Kurylenko is a very popular Russian bride who escaped communism through a modeling front and random marriages to various men, securing citizenship in various countries, you know using her sex appeal to better her life, and in turn better ours, cuz now you can masturbate on her, rather than order drinks from her when visiting Russia on a school trip. As a driven Russian, who doesn’t let adversity get in her way, she’s now a big movie star, in Tom Cruise movies and shit…and now she’s squatting in Instyle like she’s taking a shit…what won’t this bitch do to get ahead… I’m into it

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Kaley Cuoco Doing Yoga for Instagram of the Day

I have a Yoga Fetish. One so bad that I may even join a Yoga class to look at all the girls, and I’m the kind of guy who can’t walk up a couple stairs without gassing out, pretty much having an asthma attack, leading to heart attack, borderline dying like I was John Ritter…..but I am willing to risk my life so stare at girls in amazing poses, wearing tight outfits…. I like Yoga so much I don’t even notice Kaley Cuoco’s gunt at her ears, I’m just takin’ it all in….I’m not even wondering why bitch got her boyfriend or friend to take this pic, is this a move she’s proud of, is this how she seduces her fans, is she good at this? Is this her version of a selfie, who cares I need more yoga…whether it’s a TV star in the shit or not….

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The Best Video On the Internet Ever of the Day

I’m pretty pumped that the internet and webcams have penetrated the white trash, inbred, uneducated, monster of a person who makes up 75% of the American Population….because videos like this exist. I like to think this is why the Internet was invented. This freak is on webcam talking about squirting and it’s not very sexy, but it is very fucking creepy, something I think should inspire horror movies…or a reality show. This bitch is the next Chris Crocker, the next William Hung, she’s a viral sensation, but it’s so awkward watching her. Video of this retard via my homies at NEWSFILTER (NSFW) Videos The Best Video On the Internet of the Day I’m pretty pumped that the internet and webcams have penetrated the white trash, inbred, uneducated, monster of a person who makes up 75% of the American Population….because videos like this exist. I like to think this is why the Internet was invented. This freak is on webcam talking about squirting and it’s not very sexy, but it is very fucking creepy, something I think should inspire horror movies…or a reality show. This bitch is the next Chris Crocker, the next William Hung, she’s a viral sensation, but it’s so awkward watching her. Video of this retard via my homies at NEWSFILTER (NSFW)

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/squirt-freak.flv

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Darla Baker for Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

I have no idea who Darla Baker is, but I do know who Andrew Kuykendall is, we’re instagram buddies and he likes all my pug photos, because I guess it makes the girls he recruits think he’s a nice fun loving guy, and not a pervert luring girls to get nude for him, in a better strategy than what I have going for me, cuz I just throw that I’m a pervert out there, no artistry in that, and that’s probably why I end up with fat bitches and he ends up with Darla Baker, an otherwise not topless girl, topless. Either way, I’m a fan, even if he had sex with one of my internet girlfriends, he’s going places, look out for him and this Darla Baker babe isn’t so bade either, nipples, pantyhose, heels, I’m sold.

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Dority Mous by Terry Richardson of the Day

Every once in a while, Terry Richardson brings back his old softcore erotica, like earlier today with model Dortih Mous, who I don’t know, but who looks 15, skinny, and amazing. She’s hip, she toned, she’s wearing flannel and she’s pulling her panties off, I mean, as simple as this shoot may be, it’s pretty fucking perfect to me. Hipsters, tits, a dream of fame and exposure and a willingness to do porno type things for it, I mean this is the foundation of all things awesome.

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Michelle Keegan Cumshot for Social Media of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some UK soap star who you probably don’t care about, but I am not entirely a fan of, but into her hustle, cuz she’s been promoting herself pretty aggressively, posing half naked with her big titties….so I don’t follow her on twitter, or care about her happenings, but I have POSTED her A FEW TIMES BEFORE ….but today, that may all change, I may make the move and follow her on Twitter, because she posts shit like this pic, of her with what looks enough like cum on her face, for her fans to jerk off to, even if it isn’t cum. Now, I didn’t go so far as to look into what this mystery substance is, I don’t like your fantasy being ruined by reality, and I don’t really care, but it is safe to say that whatever it is, her posting this pic, makes her a contender in girls with big tits, you can now pretend take loads to her face, and girls with big tits, who are kinda awesome.

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Emma Watson for GQ of the DAy

Emma Watson is posing for GQ and she’s dressed like a 90s club girl, or stripper and I wonder if this is something her creepy fans appreciate because they can jerk off to it, or if they are more into her at 12 years old in a private school outfit. Not that her fans are all perverts and pedophiles, I am sure a handful of them are decent socially awkward freaks, who never jerked off to her before she turned 18, but knew when she was 14 that she was the one for them to obsess over. The good news is I don’t really care about her fans, their pedophile and wizard loving ways, shit is about me, and this GQ shoot, all push up bra and short squirt, promote and inspire boners, and that’s what it’s all about.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Beat the Fuck Up in a Bikini of the DAy

Here is Lindsay Lohan in probably the least flattering bikini pic of her career. Almost as bad as Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers. Which is a serious LOW point for Lohan and her awesome tits. She’s lookin’ wrecked I love girls who look wrecked. 98% of girls I have had sex with have been bruised the fuck up, lookin’ unhealthy as shit, all fucking weirdly shaped from self destruction, and if you hose them down with perfume, and ignore the fear of having your face eaten off by them, and just ride it out and hope they don’t steal your wallet and find out where you live, shit is actually a lot of fun, like a mini-adventure! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nina Agdal is a Bunch of Lingerie Pics of the Day

I’d rather be fucking bikini models or a girl in a bikini than posting pics of them like they fucking matter. I mean there are so many girls who are less Downs Syndrome like this willing to sit on my face…because they like to have fun….but yet I’m posting this low level trash, celebrating a body, that is like so many other bodies, who are less Downs Syndome than Nina Agdal. Sure her management and SI hype her up, gives her work that leads to shitty bikini companies hiring her, and not all girls with hot bodies get gigs doing this bullshit, but really I prefer the unemployed babe with a body like this, cuz she’s far more eager, desperate, and willing to sit on my face and even if she’s not, at least I can take it to the massage parlour for a handie…. Seriously, hot fit, amazing bodied girls are out there, and some may bang you, cuz not all girls have standards, or realize they are built like this, the key is to get them before that stamp of approval, that stamp of approval makes them think they are worth more.

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Lucy Pinder Awesome Tits in NUTS of the DAy

Lucy Pinder is some big titty Glamour Model, showing her big titties, I don’t think there’s much more to her, or really much more to say about her, because that’s ultimately what her skill-set is, and even if she was a genius, or fantastic at Drawing, singing, dancing, or knitting, I wouldn’t care, cuz she’s given the public what we want, and these tits are what define her and all she’s good for….and the good news is that she’s pretty good at it.

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