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Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day

Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan….. For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site…. I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about being connected at the soul, figuring it’d get me in the news when they finally arrested me….but they never did…instead Lohan became my text buddy and we ended up spending a night together in her hotel room…not having sex…. But she’s fallen off, she barely exists, she’s no fun to tease or play with and it’s time to move onto something new and more exciting….and I think Miley Cyrus…in her sheltered insanity is the only option….She’s a babe…and I can easily pretend we are soul mates…I just need her phone number to really make this work the way it is supposed to…and while I wait for it to be sent to me…here are some pics of her with rapper French Montana…from his instagram…showing a nice percentage of her tits…. I’m in love…

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Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day

Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day

Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan….. For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site…. I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about being connected at the soul, figuring it’d get me in the news when they finally arrested me….but they never did…instead Lohan became my text buddy and we ended up spending a night together in her hotel room…not having sex…. But she’s fallen off, she barely exists, she’s no fun to tease or play with and it’s time to move onto something new and more exciting….and I think Miley Cyrus…in her sheltered insanity is the only option….She’s a babe…and I can easily pretend we are soul mates…I just need her phone number to really make this work the way it is supposed to…and while I wait for it to be sent to me…here are some pics of her with rapper French Montana…from his instagram…showing a nice percentage of her tits…. I’m in love…

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Helen Flanagan for Instagram of the Day

Last week…..at least I think it was last week…I posted the video that goes along with these pics ….of Helen Flanagan doing some sexy Jockey viral video shit for a betting site….well Helen Flanagan has gone on to post some of the pics from the shoot….that focus on what’s important about her craft…and that is her boobs… The interesting thing about this busty UK starlet, is that she only exists because she was on a Soap Opera…something all the Glamour models wish they would land….but instead of riding out a cushy career on TV…she quit and decided to become a Glamour model…because I guess her dad didn’t hug her enough growing up…and her tits…her tits just wanted to be celebrated more than they were on TV… Her whole career path is insane, but not as insane as the fact that I am writing about it….

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Helen Flanagan for Instagram of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Fun of the Day

Elsa Hosk is some relatively new Victoria’s Secret blood…that was either produced in their lab, or recruited from some third world country, and/or Sweden….where no one will do any real background research to see if she’s a real person….or if she’s just fantasy created by the billion dollar empire…but real or real doll…she’s lovely….from yesterday’s Victoria’s Secret party…. Here she is at the Victoria’s Secret Spring Break Party with some Boxing Gloves on… To being on a boat…lookin amazing….. To pics of her on Twitter in a bikini I am in love….

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Elsa Hosk is Fun of the Day

Bar Refaeli Instagram Gym Pic of the Day

Bar Refaeli is pretty thick…so looking at her workout is definitely not as awesome as looking at CANDICE SWANEPOEL working out….but I’ll take it…because I love it when girls work on fitness, and themselves, to make them healthier, happier, and more attractive. I like hard bodies, but more importantly, I love seeing their sweaty asses squat…almost enough to join a gym to stare…something I have done in the past…and as it turns out….even the fatties trying to get fit are hot to watch in action…I guess there’s just something about gym clothes…or sweaty assholes….or girls grunting and lifting….or maybe it is just the germs all over the machinery that makes me wanna fuck….cuz it reminds me of everytime I fuck…who knows…what matters is that it’s good…

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Bar Refaeli Instagram Gym Pic of the Day

‘Kick-Ass 2’ Heroes Return In Red Band Trailer: Watch Now!

Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass are back with bad villains in this NSFW preview. By Kevin P. Sullivan, with reporting by Josh Wigler

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Mylene Klass Bikins of the Day

Mylene Klass is an older chick fromt he UK…who was in some band you’ve probably never heard of called “Hear’Say”…here is their awful songs…. She was also a presenter on the hit show called “Popster to Operastar”…in what has to be the least interesting of TV shows possible…. The insane thing in all this is that she has a net worth of 22 million dolllars…and she is now peddling bikinis…which isn’t so bad…cuz she looks pretty good in a bikini….that despite being 35, I’ll still look at…and here are the pics….

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Mylene Klass Bikins of the Day

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but assume I am at home…because I am on the fucking computer…I am logical like that…I figure if you’re like me…you’re probably trying to rub your limp dick in hopes that it feels…you know that a boner catches and sticks around for long enough to wack off to…and you’re lookin’ at babes to do it…so here are some more babes to add to your/my quest….

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Sophie Howard’s Titties Make a Comeback of the Day

Sophie Howard is an old timer…at least in terms of sex appeal…which is the basis of her career….she’s 30…..and I have this theory that is actually fact….that girls peak at 20….plateau thru 25….and then it’s all downhill from there…Unlike dudes, who get better with age….forcing us to try to make a lot of money in order to keep the flow of 20-25 year old girls on a steady rotation so that when they hit 26, you’ve got a replacement vagina…. So her story is this….she was a glamour model in the UK…where she showcased her tits….until realizing in 2011 that “this isn’t a retirement plan, they only pay me 200 dollars a shoot, and when I hit 30, no one will care about my big tits, and I haven’t landed a footballer husband, possibly because I have Lupus, and no one like a girl with autoimmune disorders, just ask anyone with AIDS”….so she went back to study nursing, before realizing 30,000 dollars a year slaving a way is a lot shittier than showing her tits once a week….so she’s back….and here’s a preview of her comeback tour…and by comeback tour, I mean titttiesss!!!

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Sophie Howard’s Titties Make a Comeback of the Day

Francesca Eastwood is a Babe in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Francesca Eastwood and she’s Clint Eastwood’s daughter…who is living the good life….because her dad is Clint Eastwood and he’s pretty major….She apparently has a reality show….that is about her and her mom on E! Network, a network I pretend doesn’t exist…thanks to the whole inventing the Kardashians….and Ryan Seacrest….they are horrible….but I guess they aren’t that bad….when exploiting socialite girls….who look amazing in bikinis….and here are the life changing pics….like this is a life changing post…uninspired maybe….but better than going to male stripclub accidentally and getting a slow dance from one of the guys…. FOLLOW THIS LONK

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