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Heidi Klum VS a Burger of the Day

Heidi Klum is eating a Hamburger…for Carl’s Jr….and it looks like it is going to be a highly erotic experience….partially cuz despite being old and having a battered vagina from dozens of kids and a husband with a cock the size of a child’s forearm….she’s still Heidi Klum…no matter how fucking tired her face is….but also because she’s got awesome tits….but most importanlty…cuz I like watching chicks eat disgusting foods when they aren’t fat…probably as a trade off for being disgusted by fat chicks who eat anything…even celery sticks….cuz food can be erotic…just not when she’s missing toes from Diabetes….

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2 Springbreak Sluts Dancing on Stage to 2 Chains of the Day

Spring Break is here…..it is always fun….I wish I was the old guy participating in this shit like I was 20 because when I was 20 I couldn’t be bothered….but more importantly cuz girls are sluttier now….. I am assuming this was shot in Florida where the biggest thing in Hip Hop brought a couple hookers on stage to get the crowd gone wild…and if you’ve seen any Spring Break footage or if you’ve had spring break events of your own…you’ll know that along with all the new cases of herpes and unwanted pregnancy…comes a lot of drunk, slutty, 21 year old girls…and this shit is what fuels them….and I love it.

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Vanessa Hudgens Bending in Pilates Class of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is bending over in her Pilates class some creep took pics of through the window….a creep we can assume her PR people hired…because they are re-inventing her and the better she does, the better they all do….and I’m glad they did this…because a fit girl is a girl I like to look at…especially when bending over in spandex at angles where I can kinda make out her pussy…unless that’s just her bush…cuz she’s a hairy little thing…at least based on her self shot nudes…. Spring Breakers just dropped and it is Spring Break….so we can all assume that Vanessa Hudgens wants to look her best so that all this press works the way it is supposed to…and that she can become the adult star in adult roles she wants to be…and while she’s workin on that…I’ll just keep staring… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amy Hood for Jonathan Leder Topless for his Movie of the Day

My man Jonathan Leder, a photographer I think I’ve spoken to at least once, while trying to seduce his models on Instagram, girls who are amazing, and who pull off this vintage erotica thing for him really well….one who has gone onto do Playboy and another who calls me out everytime we cross internet paths….and now this one, Amy Hood, who I’ve never heard of, but who is the main star of his movie…that you can see the trailer of below…. The guy is fucking talent, he’s going places, and he’s bringing hotness I am into…making it a no brainer for me to support, promote and try to hang out with him for the chance to produce his movies and hold his models’ hands…. Here are the pics…The only flaw in all this is that she doesn’t have bush…

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Jodie Marsh Posts Pics of Fun Underwear on Instagram of the Day

If you’re wondering if there’s a life after Glamour Modeling…..just turn to Jodie Marsh and you will see that so much changes when you pull out of that topless for lad mag world….that you’ve just grown out of…and feel like giving the young blood the opportunity to takeover…..it leaves you dying for attention…and posting your “favorite” underwear…that might as well not even be underwear….but rather spread lip…on instagram….and it’s fucking amazing…

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Katie Holmes Lookin’ Hot for H.Stern “Iris” Campaign of the Day

Katie Holmes has got off the space ship and back to the beach….where her pushing 40 year old body….is strategically placed….to hide the scars of the birth of her Alien child….allowing us to focus on her soul-less face….and dead eyes…that we can blame Tom Cruise for stealing…and ultimately, I really like this look….it’s for some Fashion ad campaign…and it is good…

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Katie Holmes Lookin’ Hot for H.Stern “Iris” Campaign of the Day

Katie Holmes Lookin’ Hot for H.Stern “Iris” Campaign of the Day

Katie Holmes has got off the space ship and back to the beach….where her pushing 40 year old body….is strategically placed….to hide the scars of the birth of her Alien child….allowing us to focus on her soul-less face….and dead eyes…that we can blame Tom Cruise for stealing…and ultimately, I really like this look….it’s for some Fashion ad campaign…and it is good…

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The Simulated Blowjob Pic is the Best Pic from The Spring Breakers of the Day

Spring Breakers are on the takeover….Young starlets trying to re-invent their Disney Images…working with Harmony Korine a dude who has been playing up being a weird pervert over the last 15 years….in a movie where they are all in bikinis But I’m more interested in their off camera antics…especially when it is doing one of my favorite things in pictures….and that’s simulating blowjobs with frozen food or really any phallus like little sluts…who have a checkered past that involves producing kiddie porn and rockin’ awesome bush in some selfies for her “boyfriend”…. You know cuz they are at an age where they suck dick, but still can get away with joking around about sucking dick, by simulating sucking dick, to get a laugh…from all in the room….and a boner from all the dudes in the room….cuz the whole thing is hot as fuck…especially when in bikini…I mean shit…this is perfect. TO SEE THE HOT PIC FROM OTHER ANGLES FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hot Rihanna Nipple Ring Picture of the Day

Rihanna is a real classy girl…you know the kind of girl you would think has a harvard education….who works with poor people helping them better their life….bettering the world….and not a pile of gutter classless trash that belongs in a trailer park or shanty equivalent…who lets her husband beat her…because she’s so damaged and knows she can’t do better…cuz she hates herself more than he hates her….you know Royalty…and not just some hooker who won the lottery and misuses her fame, power, money….spreading negativity…teaching our youth bad lessons….all while showing some nipple ring in a t-shirt…making all seem pretty ok….cuz ultimately, I don’t care about the future generation, or Rihaana and the lessons she teaches through her actions, but I do care about tits…and that’s something she tries to deliver on…and that is good enough for me….if you know what I mean, which you don’t.

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Kate Moss Reading 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

I have a crush on Kate Moss and her dirty little life of luxury…from her nude top modeling…to her questionable choices in what she has put in her vagina…..to this reading of 50 Shades of Grey…. I have never heard her speak before…I’ve just seen her big nipples and making this a glorious moment…I must celebrate as one of her most loyal of fans …. Her raspy, heavy smoker’s voice…a throat glazed with semen…laceed with….cocaine, HSV, HPV, HIV……damaged in so many ways…like her vagina….reading 50 shades is genius…

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