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Claudia Romani in Her Bikini of the Day

Claudia Romani is proof the paparzzi are bored as fuck. She’s some 30 year old trash with a hot body from Italy…who hasn’t done much but get a few gigs modeling in Europe….enough to afford moving to Miami to live the American dream… She won some VH1 best bikini body of 2012 contest….which I assume means absolutely nothing to anyone but her….and has since been in her bikini every fucking day…something I endorse…but do not understand why sites are keeping track of her…. Her face is average at best…and shit, being FHM and Maxim in Italy 5 years ago is hardly enough reason to be followed around…she must be sleeping with the paparazzi for exposure….in “Please submit my pics to the blogs, I need attention” kind of way…. Cuz I keep seeing her everywhere….yet she’s a nobody… I mean I follow way hotter miami chicks on Instagram who are always in their bikinis…maybe they paparazzi should start following them and turning them into pseudo celebs…famous for nothing….getting them perks like cutting the line at the club…. Who cares……. That said…her ass is awesome….click the link to see it….in all its bikini glory…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katia Ivanova for Page 360 is Today’s Glamour Model of the Day

Katia Ivanova is Today’s Glamour model of the day….and not because she’s hot….not that any Glamour models are really hot…in fact they are all so flawed…whether short and dumpy to justify those big tits…or bad faced…like a stripper who you don’t really care sucks as long as she’s showing some titty…..that’ why they are called Glamour models and not actual models….not that they care…they are making money and getting famous with their tits…. Katia Ivanova is Today’s Glamour model of the day…because she married a Rolling stone in his late 60s to get famous..before her beat her up for being the opportunist cunt trying to get ahead via his flacid, need of viagra dick…..and that’s some groupie shit I find funny…. So she’s not hot, her ass sucks, her legs suck, her tits are alright, she’s got a funny story and probably a few STDS….and that is good enough for me…but in my defense…I’d fuck anything…

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Miss Teen Delaware Only Made 1500 Bucks Doing Porn of the Day

In hilarious news….Melissa King, the Miss Teen Delaware girl who did a porno to finance her Miss Teen USA International Contest…and who is denying being in the porn…despite the porn company having her on camera reading her release for…and stating her name for the camera…a porn trick to have proof they aren’t shooting under age girls…but instead 18 year old idiots who have a dream and go the easiest route to get to that dream…even when that route takes away their dream….but opens new opportunities now that everyone knows her name….but not opportunities that involve doing porn for that original company….because they said she was a shitty fuck….maybe cuz she had a deer in headlights look of fear on her face the whole time she was getting fucked….but I’d still watch her fuck on camera again…I am supportive like that and believe the first time is always the worst… Oh and the joke in all this…or what people think the joke is…is that she got paid 1500 dollars to do the scene…which is pretty much industry standard, even on the high end of industry standard…and everyone is writing about how shocking that is…when I thought she did it for 500 dollars…cuz that’s all I pay the girls from Craigslist to be in my porno movies… There’s a total confusion when it comes to porn, everyday girls think girls get paid millions and the girls who do it for 1000 bucks a scene think they are famous….when all they are are girls fucking on camera like so many girls who fuck on camera… This Melissa King just has an edge cuz she had the foresight to get involved in a pageant, to create scandal and really make her porn choices count….and I commend her for that…. I broke this story thanks to my friend/insider in Delaware…I beat all the mainstream media including the local Delaware papers to it….I got no credit for it…but it was my Lewinsky…..So if you want to see her porn scene Follow THis LINK

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Ashley Tisdale Ass Shot of the Day

I can see past an average at best Ashley Tisdale….and her botched nose job…asymmetric face…all around overrated looks….as long as I’m staring at her ass…I don’t know if there’s scientific logic behind this…but for some reason all her inadequacies…flaws in both personality and looks just disappear when her fit stairmaster booty is in my motherfuckin’ face…So I am into her own Springbreak media tour…one to compete with the Springbreakers media tour her girls “Selena and Hudgens” are taking part in…cuz this one involves her half naked…with her boyfriend…in tropical paradise….meaning a whole lot of fuckin has been going on…even if this is period week…cuz that’s just want vacation life does to a girl who feels inadequate when her friends are doin’ so much better shit than her… I am into it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE AMAZING PICS OF HER IN HER AMAZING BIKINI LOOKING AMAZING FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Esme Bianco naked

Esme Bianco is a pretty redhead English actress and here she is completely naked and getting fucked in these pictures and videos from the epic TV series Game Of Thrones Continue reading

Michelle Miller nude

Michelle Miller is a chick that we would love to come back home to after a hard days work and here she she is stripping completely nude before jumping in the shower Continue reading

Cheryl Burke’s Lookin’ LARGE in her Bikini of the Day

Dancer to the stars….who is not my kind of dancer to the stars I like….you see cuz I feel all professional dancers who couldn’t make it as Vegas Show girls…or in the movies….all down on their luck in Hollywood….should be the kind of dancer to the stars who gets naked…hoping to lure at least one celeb into getting them pregnant….at private strip shows in the mansion coke parties in the hills…..making her a failure as far as I am concerned…and not just because her dancing body has become all doughy in her maternity leave….but not doughy enough for her to hide it….but instead celebrates it with her bikini…in what makes little to no sense…other than that bitch just doesn’t care…she’s made it places she never imagined and now she can be lazy about things….like her body cuz she’s a mom….and that’s just what mom’s do when they throw in the towel and appreciate the time off of the gym….gross… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Audrey Tautou See Thru Shirt of the Day

Audrey Tautou is from France…so this is typical fashions of the area…I think even school uniforms are made like this….meaning just cuz you can see her nipples at a public event…doesn’t mean it is sexy, or supposed to be sexy, it’s just getting dressed and shouldn’t be made into a big deal…especially since she looks like she’s pushing 50….despite being 35…I guess the good life…filled with Wine and Cheese and cocaine has caught up to her….or at least her face….and this all brings up a very important question…why the fuck am I posting Audrey Tautou like she matters…she was in one or two american movies and doesn’t matter…oh right…the nipples…they always get the best of me.

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Maria Menounos in her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

I don’t know why Maria Menounos is taking a shit in her bathing suit in the garden by the pool….but I am going to assume that it has something to do with the old greek anus….which thanks to all the love it has seen…no longer has the strength to resist or hold back an impending shit….you see cuz that’s what happens when it gets stretched out…. I just know that she posted it to the internet…and I like it…even if it means her asshole doesn’t have as much grip as it used to…

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Stephanie Fantauzzi Brings Some Tits on TV of the Day

I didn’t watch Shameless last night…because I don’t have a TV and I avoid my creepy neighbor who lets me use his for such important events like the Academy Awards….despite not wanting to hang with him…cuz all he wears is a robe and is often times exposed and touching himself while staring at me….even though I’m not a very good lookin dude…in fact I’m the kind of guy who can go to a gay bar and not have one guy…not even the lonely guy try to talk to me…making the whole experience pretty sad and not one I like to throw myself into….But thanks to the internet….I get to see all the good parts without the sexual harassment….I am also not that into Shameless cuz it is too sensationalized, you know just throw everything at a story that is offensive and wrong and people will love it…making it too unrealistic to get into…. Her name is Stephanie Fantauzzi….and here she is makin’ it in the entertainment industry…one nipple at a time…

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