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Pole Dancer Eats It is the Viral Video of the Day

There is just something about watching a stripper eat it when doing some pole dance that always makes me laugh….maybe because it reminds me of my youth, where the only strip clubs I was allowed in involved at least on on stage overdose a month, or maybe it’s just funny to watch a girl eat it, especially when she’s not stripping the way you’re supposed to strip…you know by taking off her clothes…but instead is stripping in some performance art bullshit that ruins the whole basis and foundation of the pole dance…maybe that’s why it broke from under her….cuz even the pole was like “girl….stripping pole dances only….leave your art fag shit at the lesbian art center”…..

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Pole Dancer Eats It is the Viral Video of the Day

Spring Breakers Have a New Trailer of the Day

Here’s the Harmony Korine mainstream effort.. but more importantly the Selena Gomez / Vanessa Hudgens anti Disney Effort…you know full of dubstep and young party girls….in some weird sexed up college spring break party’s new trailer….and unfortunately…I want to see this shit…even though I’ve pretty much seen the whole movie already…it reminds me of what I’ll be doing this spring break….booty and bikini clad bitches…..

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Spring Breakers Have a New Trailer of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Brazil of the Day

You know this Magdalena Frackowiak babe is really not all that bad looking….no wonder Victoria’s Secret abducted her and made her sign her soul over to the devil….not that these are Victoria Secret pics….those are in the works in St Barts….and sure we’ve seen her TOPLESS MODELING BEFORE ……and topless is better than bikini….but I’ll take what I can get…now that she’s all corporately owned….like a McDonald’s Happy Mean…only she keeps her burger in the wrapper….unfortunately…

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Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Miley Cyrus Does Bikini Yoga of the Day

Last week, Miley was in Costa Rica with some friends…and in being in Costa Rica she did some spiritual fitness to cleanse her evil, money grubbing, spoiled brat soul, by “totally trying not to get fat cuz fat is so ewwww”….you see cuz she knows no one wants any of that…and I think she looks fucking awesome…her body is long and lean….tight and fit….bendy and fertile….and unfortunately, I’m a fucking fan of staring at her looking like this….when I, more than anyone I know what to hate her at my core…and at her core…but all I can think about is how good she looks and how willing I’d be to eat her period…cuz it must hold magical powers I want dripping off my chin….She’s the best….at least these pics are the best….for the fucking win…

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Miley Cyrus Does Bikini Yoga of the Day

Lucy Collett Secretary Strip for Nuts of the Day

OMG. It’s a Glamour Model and she’s showing her tits…and it’s so shocking and scandalous and amazing…it is like going to a strip club and seeing the stripper take her bra off…of like having sex with your wife when she’s ovulating and trying to get pregnant….it’s pretty a chore…thrown down our throats….expected and uneventful…but luckily it involves big old tits….because that makes the repetitiveness so fucking bearable…

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Emma Watson in her Panties for The Perks of Being a Wallflower of the Day

This movie is from 2012….which feels like decades ago…because every day of my life is a long drawn out hell that never seems to end…but that eventually spills into another day….but as far as you, the weird, creepy, obsessed Emma Watson fan is concerned….this is her recent work…while you far prefer jerking off to her early work,….you know like the first Harry Potter…the one that made you obsessed with her for no real reason other than that you have social issues and maybe your mom breast fed you too much while being home schooled….you know Emma Watson is just one of those celebs with just the weirdest, most loyal, creepy basement dwelling pervert fans in the game…and luckily they all read this sire….so her in her panties…is beyond porn to you people…it’s like fucking heaven or some shit…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Selena Gomez From the Back of the Day

You may see some young starlet….horny and ready to get revenge on her homosexual ex boyfriend popstar she was leveraging for her own fame…..from behind all ready to be mounted or hump danced on the dance floor….you know with her hands up whiling out like she was at the club and listening to the latest dumbstep song…..jacked on molly ready to get fucking boner in her back…..but I see tragedy…not tragedy of a wasted youth, or hot girl gone wrong…but tragedy that she’s in the recording studio….cuz it means she’s making music…and her music…up on some Taylor Swift I just got dumped it makes me creative kick….and I might as well put this out there while people care I exist…before I really end up dumpy when the Disney hormone therapy wears off….you know doin’ it for her fans….but I know the shit that is being shat out while this was taken is the bloody kind you want to go to the doctor to fix so it never happens again kind…. Here’s her back anyway… TO SEE PICS OF HER MODELING SOME SHITTY CLOTHING

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Megan Fox Horrible Ad for Brahma Beer of the Day

You know your career has gone to a good place when you’re hired to be in a beer commercial for a Brazilian beer company.. I guess she could rationalize it as being part of their Carnivale campaign which is the biggest of the year…..it’s their Super Bowl….and she could rationalize that Brazil isn’t some third world country…it’s a massive…major…internation power… But we know the truth…and that is that she needs money….and if this was pre-baby….at her peak….she’d never jump onto a job like this…even if they offered her 10s of millions….because everything changes…when you get desperate… That said…there’s a real lack of nudity in this…I thought Brazil’s Carnivale was full of half nakedness….what a let down.

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Sophie Alexandra Naked for ZOO of the Day

There’s something pretty special about all these Glamour models, who go of course, and side track their budding careers as intellectuals, PhD’s, doctors and lawyers and world leaders….to get naked in pictures for you gang of unappreciative perverts…it is like they are strippers who never were, celebrities who never will be…but famous enough for their egos regardless…all cuz they get naked in a magazine…that in the grand scheme of things really doesn’t matter…but is all about the tits…so it gets noticed…and I’m not complaining…I figure the more they make showing your tits a exclusive or prestigious thing…the more tits I’ll get to see….works for me….

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Edita Vilkeviciute for Mango of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is some Victoria’s Secret model in some non-Victoria’s Secret catalogue shoot for a company called Mango….and I’m posting it because I like to take every chance I get to promote brands who don’t pay me….as long as they use models I want to fuck…it is a hobby of mine…you know give exposure to billionaires who don’t fucking bother with me….all cuz I want to fuck the girls they brought into wear the shitty sweatshop made clothes….even if I can just use the top right search bar…or click her highlighted name under this post to see her naked….or maybe…just maybe…it’s an excuse to link TO HER ON THE BEACH FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET HALF NAKED without giving those monsters at Victoria’s Secret the satisfaction of winning again…..even though they always win. TO SEE HER AMAZING BIKINI BODY WITH HER FRIEND MAGDALENA FRACKOWIAK FOLLOW THIS LINK

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