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Sasha Grey for February’s GQ Spain of the Day

I think Sasha Grey is funny….she’s an overrated pornstar who turned her back on porn cuz she got one acting job where she played a pornstar or hooker….in what is just a product of her thinking she is a bigger deal than she is and that there is more to her than choking on dick on camera….when really there isn’t….she always tried to intellectualize her porn career, say it was performance art, and do anything she could do justify that she was just a bottom feeder taking a bottom feeder route to get known…when ultimately the objective was always mainstream….so seeing her get any exposure whether in obscure editions of GQ or not…just makes laugh…cuz I know as she sits there ass in the air….fully clothed….her only fan base…is her porn fan base….and they are being totally let down by her…..she fucked on camera, that’s who she is….so this mainstream exposure is totally undeserved….keep the gutter slut with no self respect in the gutter is what I say…not to mention her face is handicapped lookin….but you wouldn’t know that cuz you’ve only seen in covered in cum…the way it was meant to be seen.

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Sasha Grey for February’s GQ Spain of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski at Her Carl Jr’s Fitting of the DAy

Emily Ratajkowski is perfect. I have already written her ten Valentines Day cards…but I have no where to send them….so I just keep them in a box…in the hopes that one day we meet…so that I can give her the jar of semen she’s made me produce….along with all the love letters of written her….it’s bound to impress her and make her fall in love with me…so that we can live a Disney Fairytale love story…with a double wedding…so that I can stare at her body all day…. This strategy is not designed to creep her out…it’s not even designed…it is just what my soul is telling me to do to show her the passion I have for her…you know how much I care…..for her amazing body….a body so good….practically perfect… that I don’t understand why it isn’t top of the charts famous….when so much gutter shit like Kate Upton’s gunt is… Emily Ratajkowski….I choo choo choose you…..be mine.

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Emily Ratajkowski at Her Carl Jr’s Fitting of the DAy

Hulk Hogan Loves His Daughter Too Much and It is Amazing of the Day

Hulk Hogan, who is rumored to fuck his daughter…or at least jerk off to her, while he’s not fucking girls who look a lot like her…you know in a genetic attraction situation that happens all the time….a dad loves his daughter cuz he made like some scientist in the basement…and now society tells him he can’t fuck her…but they can’t break that love apart…not as he doesn’t touch her and just jerks off to the camera’s he’s got set up in her bathroom and bedroom…. When not filming sex tapes, he’s been photographed rubbing her erotically…and you’d think he’d pull back a bit when posting a pic celebrating her legs…..on twitter…that obviously people ripped him a new asshole for…cuz let’s face it…he’s known or at least the ongoing joke is that he lusts after his baby girl…. This was his reaction…to the uprising…. I think it’s safe to say the more positive things he has to do….is he was talking about was trying to get Brooke Pregnant…in his mind….while taking a bath… Come on people, can’t a guy like his daughter….a little too much….

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Hulk Hogan Loves His Daughter Too Much and It is Amazing of the Day

Sophie Turner in a Bikini of the Day

Sophie Turner is an interesting case of low level model with a dream….a dream that didn’t include her Law Degree she was in school for….a law degree most low level models wish they were capable of getting….but were just too retarded to pull off….. So as instead of working that gig….she decided to focus on getting half naked and showing off her fake tits and fat ass….unsure of where that could take her into her 30s….she decided to risk it….cuz sometimes the logical 1,000,000 dollars a year you’re already lined up to make as a lawyer….for the rest of your working life….is not as appealing as the 1,000,000 dollars you’ll make in your entire modeling career…if some hip hop act pick you up and get you pregnant… She’s gone back to law because I guess, like us, she’s figured out that she’s never had a paying modeling job and it was a dumb strategy….but she still has the urge…the craving…the desire to be wanted…so she produces pics of herself in a bikini and that’s ok with me….cuz she’s got a body. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sophie Turner in a Bikini of the Day

Beth Humphreys is a Babe for Front UK of the Day

Beth Humphreys is a success story like all other success stories… From my extensive 3 minutes of research, she was some busty low level amateur model….similar to the girls you’d find on social media or model mayhem…who was willing to show her tits for local photographers to just build up a portfoloio in hopes of never having to wait a table again…. Then….opportunity struck…and the agency that reps all the big titty UK models signed her up…making low level free topless shoots are now behind her…and now she’s the future…the new blood but more importantly the new titties for footballers to get pregnant….and mechanics to jerk off to her… Remember girls…it all came to her cuz she was willing to show her stupidly big tits…despite the fact that her nipples were so invisible she had to pierce them for people to find them…. Don’t ever let anything step in your big titty showing way…

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Beth Humphreys is a Babe for Front UK of the Day

Emma Greenwall and Stephanie Fantauzzi Naked in Shameless of the Day

I don’t watch Shameless….because I am too busy doing more important things like staring at my wife while she sleeps contemplating whether tonight will finally be the night it all ends for her….it’s far more exciting….and aspirational thinking and better for the soul than seeing some drunk deadbeat dad and his slut kids doing white trash things….cuz I live that shit and prefer to not spend my spare time on it….not to mention I don’t have a TV, but I do have the internet and thus access to the good parts….like Emma Greenwall and Stephanie Fantauzzi nude…. Here’s that Emma chick…. Here’s that Stephanie Chick

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Emma Greenwall and Stephanie Fantauzzi Naked in Shameless of the Day

Samantha Morton nude

Samantha Morton is a pretty cute British actress who is looking a little worse for wear here in this video clip from the movie Jesus’ Son (1999) where she is completely nude Continue reading

Christina Milian Shows Nipple in her Bathing Suit of the Day

I guess Christina Milian’s nipple is numb from all that breast feeding…cuz it’s pokin out of her bathing suit….you know since she’s a fucking mom…a title that unlike “slut”, “coke whore”,”barely legal”…..isn’t at all exciting, or erotic….if anything, it is disgusting and the only thing it makes me think of is that she wasn’t showing her nipples in her 20s…when she was supposed to…except to famous rappers who she let cum inside her….but I am easy to please and still willing to look…cuz it really isn’t all that bad…even if it could have been so different.

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Nina Agdal in Bathing Suits of the Day

Nina Agdal is some SI Model who looks like she has Downs Syndrome…that I can only assume Brooklyn Decker met at their Downs Syndrome summer beach meet-up and said “shit girl, you got a body that I know would look good in a magazine, it’s way more fun that the work program they normally put our kind to work at….stuffing envelopes for big corporations…fuck that”…to which she gurgled some kind of yes while punching herself in the head before for handler told her to not get so excited….and here we are now….catalog shots for bikinis…not all that erotic…but still something you can jerk off to if you’re 12 and don’t have the internet.

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Nadine Velazquez Nude Scene in FLIGHT of the Day

I wrote a very respectful post on Nadine Valazquez the other day set to some SPORTS BRA TITTY PICS ….saying that she fucked her way into a marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him this past year….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing….because she’s the kind of actor who will do whatever it takes to get the gig…..and we commend her for that… I’ve ALREADY POSTED THIS CLIP ….back in November…cuz I am up to date on all things hot and bothered….but saw it on some blogs today and figured…why not re-live this as the movie’s now out on DVD….just cuz I may or may not be in love with her….I may or may not think we are connected at the soul…I may or may not wish I was the next guy she uses to get somewhere…anyway…even if the only place I have access is the homeless shelter…. TO SEE MORE CELEBS FUCK IN MOVIES FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nadine Velazquez Nude Scene in FLIGHT of the Day