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Tits for Fashion in French Revue de Modes of the Day

I have no idea who these models are….or even what the French Revue de Modes is…I just know they have an awesome scam going…because they get this “high fashion” models…or aspiring models…to get topless…for a shoot very few people will ever see because how big could the French Revue de Modes be…so they are pretty much like porn stars doing their first anal scene without building any hype up around them…but I guess it is a dog eat dog world….a rat race…where if you don’t do the anal scene someone equally hot will beat you to it…only the titty fashion model version…. Here are the pics….to pump some undercover smut presented as culture.

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Tits for Fashion in French Revue de Modes of the Day

Gwendoline Christie Artistic Nudes of the Day

Her name is Gwendoline Christie …she’s 6 foot 3….she plays Brienne in “The Game of Thrones”…I have never heard of her….I have never watched the show…but I have seen her nudes and it’s some kind of weirdness that you may find erotic….because porn is getting boring for you…and you’ve seen all the regular looking girls you can handle naked….so you might as well jump on this really large and interesting looking thing sexually…because it’s better and more legal than a lot of your other weird fetish options…. No idea where this freakshow pics are from…but at least she’s got a vagina….because based on her size…that was a little up in the air…. All this to say…she looks like her name would be Gwendoline….

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Gwendoline Christie Artistic Nudes of the Day

Nicole Kidman’s Awesome Panty Shot in The Paperboy of the Day

I haven’t seen The Paperboy, but I hear it has some steamy Nicole Kidman scenes in it, including but not limited to peeing or being peed on and that sounds like a lot of fun because I have a thing for Nicole Kidman….but only because I’ve never banged a ginger…but am dying to….even when they have hands like this that look like they’ve already died…cuz I guess BOTOX doesn’t work on anything but face… I came across these crotch shots and figured I’d put them up….even if I have nothing to say about them…cuz I’m too busy watching the pantyhose being ripped the fuck off…HOT….like a rushed masturbation or fuck… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nicole Kidman’s Awesome Panty Shot in The Paperboy of the Day

Laura Hollyman Topless Debut for Zoo of the Day

There are a lot of things I like better than Glamour models….and one of those things is aspiring Glamour models…or at least brand new Glamour models…who are making their topless magazine debut….in a magazine like Zoo…because it is their dream to use their tits to take them to a better place….after years of realizing that is all people care about when it comes to her anyway….cuz her tits are fucking ridiculous…. So her name is Laura Hollyman…she’s a busty girl with a dream…a dream that is coming to a reality…and all it took was taking off her shirt….if only life, fame and money came that easy to me…I’m topless all the time and they only money it ever made me was when a mother in the park gave me 5 bucks to but my shirt on around her kids….they found my breasts offensive…x-rated….. Either way….she’s living the titty model dream…and let’s all encourage her for her struggles and drive…you know late night 40 hours of work a fucking day…sleepless nights….emails and fucking CV re-writes it took to get her here today….

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Laura Hollyman Topless Debut for Zoo of the Day

Juno Temple Naked in Afternoon Delight of the Day

Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies….so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works…. I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…or where she’s from or any of that….but I do know I’ve seen her naked in movies before and that makes me like her by default……..unfortunately….the same logic doesn’t work with my wife…cuz I’ve seen her naked…and I fucking hate her…nut Juno…despite an idiotic name….is young, busty, and fit…but more importantly working it…unlike my wife who is eating, not showering, slowly dying…. The movie is called Afternoon Delight and the FBI is probably happy I’m posting this clip from it….even if I think of it as marketing…

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Juno Temple Naked in Afternoon Delight of the Day

Monica Bellucci for Vanity Fair Spain of the Day

Monica Bellucci is some busty old lady pushing 50 who had acted and modeled both clothed and topless over the last 2 and a half decades…she started at 13 for some “local photo enthusiast”….who I’d like to call Roman Polanski for the sake of this post…..and now she’s modeling for Vanity Fair Spain….without really exploiting her tits the way I’d want her to be exploiting them…. but I guess at her age…she’s done all her tits are really capable of and they are now tired and a shadow of what they once were at their glory….you know like seeing a fat retired ball player thrown back into the mix…he’s got the moves…the skills…his body just won’t let him hit that home run….only the boob version….and as much as I hate to admit it…cuz I hate old ladies….I think she looks awesome.

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This Week’s Shameless Nudity of the Day

I love the storyline of Shameless…I don’t watch the show…it bores me…but the idea of a dead beat drunk dad with annoying kids who fuck and get naked….speaks to me….in fact I should be writing this show….. I also think William H Macy is less annoying than most actors….but I hate this Emmy Rossum clown….who was a nobody until her agent got her this gig…and now she’s all snobby and thinks she an actual celebrity or a premiere actor…to justify getting naked on some cable show….you know because no one, not even porn chicks like to admit they are talentless hacks who just get airtime cuz they fuck on camera… That said…here are two of the nude scenes from this weeks show…in a feature I call HBOobs….the boobs on the boobtube that has become boobs LCD screen…..thanks to modern technology cable, piracy and streaming….. Emmy Rossum….with her riveting performance…..such a rich storyline…. Emma Greenwell…who I have never heard of but don’t mind watching bend over….

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Gabrielle Chapin topless

Gabrielle Chapin is a gorgeous blonde actress and here she is showing off her lovely breasts right in front of the camera in this video clip from a movie Continue reading

Erin Heatherton’s Bikini Spy Pics of the Day

Erin Heatherton is some low level ex girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret model they are pushing hard, who is now being spied on my the paparazzi, like it isn’t totally staged by Victoria’s Secret to increase her stock, but what they should be doing is releasing their sex tape, cuz all I care about is seeing girls get penetrated…..but I don’t mind being reminded of my amazing peeping tom that isn’t official peeping tom cuz I was never arrested for it…even if I broke my leg because of it….past….cuz a topless chick or a changing chick is sometimes better from a tree branch….unfortunately this birds got her top on…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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W Magazine’s Best Performances Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t read W Magazine, but apparently they have some Oscar issue where they take semi-erotic pics of the Oscar Nominees, which makes sense since we all like erotic, and the Oscars are in february….it just makes totaly logical sense…so much sense that I wonder why every magazine isn’t doing an Oscar issue…because Hollywood is the most important thing in America….idiots. Here’s the list of girls…. MARION COTILLARD IN RUST AND BONE CARMEN EJOGO IN SPARKLE DREE HEMINGWAY IN STARLET ELLE FANNING IN GINGER & ROSA KERRY WASHINGTON IN DJANGO UNCHAINED AMY ADAMS IN THE MASTER FREIDA PINTO IN TRISHNA KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IN ANNA KARENINA JESSICA CHASTAIN IN ZERO DARK THIRTY MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD IN SMASHED DREAMA WALKER IN COMPLIANCE NICOLE KIDMAN IN THE PAPERBOY Here are the pics….

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W Magazine’s Best Performances Photoshoot of the Day