Mariana Braga is some model…showing some tits…that she’s shown before….in this ad camapign… But today…today she’s re-invented herself…She’s done a complete 180….totally changing out her strategy a year and a half later…cuz that who showing her tits in an ad got her no where….so now she’s showing her tit…in a totally different light….by showing her tits in GQ Italy photoshoot and it is lovely…
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Mariana Braga Hot for GQ Italy of the Day
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I’ve never heard of Sarah Fisher and either have you – but it turns out she’s an aspiring singer who was on some Canadian garbage called Degrassi, that you shouldn’t watch no matter how perverted you are…according to her bio she’s sang at retirement homes and funerals…which I read as “She will fuck you if you do a post on her”….so I am doing a post on her…. Turns out that she’s also a model….WHAT CAN’T SHE DO…..and these are some outtakes of her doing some bikini modeling for some no name bikini line…that thanks to my hard work may get her work with real brands…. That’s just the power of the stepfather.
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Sarah Fisher Modeling Bikinis for Miss Jackson Swimwear of the Day
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In a future not so far away…every girl with a vagina and some tits…will be a Glamour model…because it seems to be the strategy of many girls with vagina and tits….who look like they probably dropped out of high school or college to become a stripper or cocktail waitress…because Glamour Modeling puts them on the international forum…I mean look at these two no names today….thanks to Zoo they are on internationally reknowned…world dominating….internet dance party Drunkenstepfather.com….LUCKY LUCKY….looks like their life of being some haggard wal mart clerk who was once a babe and now a mom of 4 half black kids….is a destiny that was…making moves and changing the course of their otherwise depressing lives..> GOOOD JOB GIRLS…and by girls I mean….tits..
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Kelly O’Sullivan & Hazel Donegan for Zoo of the Day
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The other day I tweeted “what’s the weirdest thing you’ve inserted in your vagina”….because it fascinates me that weird things have been inserted in vaginas everywhere…this video proves it. It was sent in from one of my facebook homies who’s girlfriend I have masturabted to, thanks to those killer vacation pics….and I guess it was his way of thanking me…. It is of a girl inserting a whole chicken in her vagina at a grocery store to steal it….in what is one of the weirder viral stunts I have ever seen…. There’s no way to prove if this was a porn shoot, or fact, or just a couple guys with a genius idea and a girl with a vagina big enough and willing enough to put it to work… I’d say I hope she doesn’t get Salmonela, but I think it’s safe to say that’s the least of her concerns, if she’s willing to do this kind of thing, I’m sure far worse has been inserted. It’s the poultry version of soaking your tampon in vodka…It’s funny. For more Viral Videos Click Here
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Weirdest Viral Video in the History of Viral Videos of the Day
Rihanna posted this instagram pic of what reminds me of a pornstar posting a pic right after shooting a gangbang…all greasy and cummed on…ravaged and dirty…erotic….and amazing….but Rihanna’s not a pornstar…she’s a popstar…all wholesome in her weed smoking and nipple flashing…a woman who forgives people for their sins like she was Jesus and who posts her smut alongside versus from the bible…in what could easily be mistaken for on the verge of a breakdown…. Yesterday was a big day for Rihanna…she got the approval of the media…something I assume she already had…but really responded well too..because these stars need constant affirmations cuz My friends over at complex, Gave Her 7 Covers ….and she posted them too…. I guess this is the Rihanna update we all needed to go on living and I’m proud to be that messenger who saves lives…that would otherwise be insignificant.
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Rihanna Looking Topless for Instagram of the Day
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The other day I did a post on Miley Cyrus Puppy Erotica because seeing a young girl with such a deep love for a puppy is the cutest thing ever….and I like to take cute things….chew them up and shit them out….by suggesting they are anything but innocent fun….it’s my thing…not to mention…you’re all a gang of perverts…and jerking off to a girl and her puppy is hardly the weirdest thing you’ve ever fucking done…. So I felt it was only natural to take two of my favorite things…things that remind me I have a soul….puppies…and Candice Swanepoel’s crotch…the crotch I would commit to for eternity…even though we already are commited….her crotch just doesn’t know it yet….
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Candice Swanepoel’s Puppy Pussy of the Day
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Photographer Jonathan Leder has tempted the girl I love with all my heart even though we’ve never met…but who I know is my soul mate…cuz why else would I want to be inside her so bad……to model nude…and normally I’d be mad about a homie doing that to me…you know getting the one girl who has made me believe in the institution of marriage and lifelong commitment…but the truth is that I need him to take pics like this…otherwise I don’t get to see her naked…you know since we’ve never met…. She’s the future…and already getting naked…I expect great things for her…especially since she’s young and lovely….with one of the best bodies in history….but unfortunatley for her…those great things involve raising my children…. She’s the best.
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Emily Ratajkowski Doing More Photoshoots Naked of the Day
Nicole Neal looks fucking hot in this Front UK shoot…and I normally don’t respond well to Glamour models cuz I like my low level nude models to be actually low level and not confused for being models…you know the kind of girl you can trick into shooting a porn or a masturbation video cuz all she wants is male attention…and not the kind of girl who is getting that male attention….you know all jacked up on ego…but this shoot…for some reason…inspires me to want to fuck her…and that’s a good fucking thing for a photoshoot to do…. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
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I think I may be jaded….because I don’t find this picture hot at all…if anything I find it boring and a cheap attempt for a movie that has been all about cheap attempts to get noticed…from hiring a paparazzi to be on set to leak every bikini pic…to putting out various posters as reminders….to casting Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens to be the bikini asses in the shit…even if their bikini bodies are average at best….making the whole thing already played out but cuffed girls bending over…even if you’ve seen it before….are never really a waste of time….so I should stop hating and start staring even if the only one that’s fun is the one grabbing her ass while the others have their hands in the way….
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New Springbreakers Poster of the Day
The most irritating thing about the Golden Globes is when the blogs write shit like “the best globes at the golden globes”…or “look at her golden globes at the golden globes”….it is obvious…lacks creativity…is not funny…and if anything…it offends me…. I mean that and that Tina Fey chick hosting it with her awkward girl humor… The least irritating thing about the golden globes all the big titties I avoid calling Golden Globes so that I’m not like everyone else… Here’s Sofia Vergara feeding her Tits after midnight in preparation for the Golden Globes cuz we have big expectations for these tits…since they are the reason she’s even going to the Golden Globes….and as much as I don’t like watching girls eat….some girls gain weight in the right spots….and that makes it perfectly ok… I am not committing to watching to Golden Globes cuz I hate that award shit…you know celebrating our industry ourselves…..It’s masturbatory and I prefer my masturbation videos to have pussy in them…. But I will say…I may…. TWEET IT cuz twitter is my friend….
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Sofia Vergara is Feeding Her Tits for the Golden Globes of the Day
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