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Academy Award Boobs of the Day

Silver Linings Playbook is the only nudity in a movie nominated for an Academy Award…excpet maybe for Ben Afleck’s soul in ARgo…or that girl in Beasts of the Southern Wild running around in her underwear..or that Indian kid in his sheer wet pants in Life of Pi….or…what the fuck are the other nominated movies…oh right Russel Crow’s singing in Les Mis…raw rugged and a whole lot of offensive as fuck…more offensive than a smut film….which I guess don’t count cuz there ain’t no shower scene like Silver Linings Playbook…..so this Brea Bee brings it as the only set of tits in all movies nominated…and that’s a fucking OMG Fact of the day. OMG.

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Henriette Heinze sex

Henriette Heinze is back in action right now, here is this naughty celeb laying totally naked in bed with her man. Continue reading

Alice Goodwin topless lingerie pictures

Here she is showing off her lovely big breasts for the camera in these photo shoot pictures which we have to admit are the best we have seen for a while. Continue reading

Behati Prinsloo Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

In some of these Behati Prinsloo pics…she’s got serious fucking wrinkles…you know wrinkles you’d think the team at Victoria’s Secret would photoshop out while erasing her razor burn twat, her vagina-definition, and her nipples…but I guess they want their half naked models looking more refined and lovely and you know what…who fucking cares about any wrinkle beyond the ones she’s got in her panties…all floral, pink and layered in a way that looks like the best kind of home for your penis….cuz if you’re looking at her face…you may be gay….hey wait a minute…I was looking at her face….does that make me gay…why did it take all these years and this post to figure this out…

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Ellen Creeps on Jennifer Aniston of the Day

The people’s choice awards were last night and I wasn’t invited because the mainstream media forgets how relevant I am…. I refused to watch the shit, cuz the idea of celebrities being celebrated by each other is disgusting….I did however go through some of the pics, none of them were exciting…. I think it is safe to say that the highlight of the night was when PERVERT LESBIAN ELLEN was caught staring at washed up Jennifer Aniston’s nipples…..even though both aren’t hot, and the idea of them fucking isn’t hot, it just brings up some real lesbian issues….like that they are allowed in public washrooms and gym changing rooms to gawk at girls naked….like they were dudes…only unlike dudes…they are allowed…in what is the biggest double standards in creepin’ and perversion…that kinda makes me wanna get a sex change to voyeur properly…I figure my penis is already an Inny and I have tits…I’m just a little body hair away and some spandex outfit away from pulling this off.. I am a genius. Ellen is a sex offender pervert. We all will survive. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton’s Chubby See Through at the Airport of the Day

. I think these pictures of Kate Upton at the airport are pretty representative of everything I’ve been saying about Kate Upton…and in the event that you’re a first time reader, let me reiterate….she’s Anna Nicole Smith 2….her body will catch up to her tits cuz she is just 18…and that’s what fucking happens to all busty girls…her body is sloppy, awkward, weird looking….you know dumpy as fuck…but the media love her and eat her up and put her out there…and everyone follows…even though she looks like a fucking pig….She just booked a Mercedes Superbowl Commercial for a lot of money…and fashion magazines like she’s not fat… All this to say, I am not a fan….and these paparazzi pics…tell a story why,…remember she’s smiling cuz she knows she’s won… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton’s Chubby See Through at the Airport of the Day

Danielle Sharp Does the Topless 360

Danielle Sharp is some busty UK Glamour model doing one of the most genius concepts in Glamour Model content production….and that is the 360 degree turn…you know so we can all see her from every single possible angle she has to offer…putting herself out there like some slab of meat…in what a creative team of PhDs, doctors, engineers and the worlds best minds probably came together to come up with this concept…”Ok…so we’ll shoot her in 40 pics…each pic a different shot of her turning in a circle…so we can animate it and people can think she’s doing ballet in front of them….you know cuz shooting her from the front and back isn’t enough”….I’m talking some Nobel Prize winning Pulitzer shit….allowing me to see that she is in fact a sex doll I want to purchase…because she gets it…look at all of me….that’s all we fucking care about when it comes to her….the only sad thing in this is that they didn’t make her touch her toes.

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Alice Goodwin Topless for Zoo of the Day

Alice Goodwin is a Glamour model who is so fucking important that she’s got her own wikipedia page…a wikipedia page that reads like a short novel of accomplishments…you know one her uneducated ass could probably understand if it was in front of her…and she could see past her tits…a problem all girls should have when it comes to reading…or really doing anything…”Sorry sir, by tits are in the way, I can’t do my homework, but I can show you my dance moves”…..cuz ultimately, she’s accomplished nothing but nude pics in a bunch of UK magazines….which I guess is more than I can say for myself…and not to mention taking your shirt off is the easiest kind of work…I do it for free at least once a month on shower day and I’ll tell you if I was offered 100 dollars an hour to do it…I would…so I guess in a lot of ways…me and this Alice Goodwin are the fucking same…..

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Cindy Crawford Gives Me Boners of the Day

I wonder if I will ever get over the time Cindy Crawford and I exchanged glances, and like a scene from a movie…the world stopped for a second as the sound of angels singing filled my ears and a sparkle shined off her smile and eyes….in what was the closest thing I’ve felt to God…and I went into that union of our souls…not giving a fuck about her…I was always into the one who ended up with David Copperfield…but this babe just sucked me in…all 50 year old mom and all… So seeing her back on the model scene…posing and looking at the camera like she’s calling my name to find her and hard cuddle her…you know shower her with love…and fill her menopause up with my seed….is glorious….here are the pics.

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Anne V Nude in Some Photoshoot of the Day

I have a feeling I have posted these pictures of Anne V before…because….they look familiar….but then again naked models have been happening for decades and the photographers can really only be so creative..that when you are drunk they all kinda melt into one another…and that’s why I’m posting these today…you see cuz ultimately, it doesn’t matter when they were taken…what matters is that they were taken…. Now I know what you are thinking, Anne V ruined herself by having sex with Adam Levine from Maroon 5…and I agree that I look at those tits differently now than when they are in a push up bra and on the runway…knowing that he sucked on them like a little homeless baby looking for supper….all eager and excited…he probably also came in her ass, on her face and violated her in ways she doesn’t even realize…a rape victim who doesn’t know she was fucking raped…kinda thing cuz brainwashing is the only thing that will allow us to forgive her for getting up on those moves like jagger like some kind of fucking groupie.. Either, way stare at her tits….

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