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Kristy Goretskaya & Jessica Dykstra FOR GQ ITALY of the Day

I’ve never heard of either Kristy Goretskaya or Jessica Dykstra…but upton doing some really low level, lazy research, I have found out some really fascinating information about one of them…Jessica Dykstra….who is from Miami…has a Dutch father and Cuban mother…has done a ton of low level modeling…and is starting to pop up in european magazines like GQ Italy…where she gets topless…because everywhere but America….magazines have nudity and aren’t considered porn…see cuzmodels everywhere…including America…are totally down with being shot nude…but the land of the free and the home of the brave can’t have that …it is not Christian….so thank god for willing girls…trying to get through life without actually working and the Euro fashion mags that take pics of them…cuz these girls are awesome.

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Kelly Cunningham Nude in Purple of the Day

Her name is Kelly Cunningham…she has an IMDB page…so I guess that means she matters…at least more than we matter…since we don’t have IMDB pages…and IMDB is the Litmus test of relevance or at least the litmus test for wanting to matter…cuz after looking at her filmography…I figure she’ll do anything she can to get work…not one of her movies is even an actual fucking movie..but she’s putting in work…and I guess realizing that no matter how hard she tries…it is leading no where…leading to her doing nude shoots for fashion magazines….in hopes at least one person notices…and helps bring her to the next level…just because they will see how eager, hungry, desperate she is for this….when I prefer my nudes to happen after a bitch has already made it…but I guess as long as they’re getting naked…I shouldn’t be complaining…..especially when they have good bush… Here are the pics.

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On the 2nd Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me…of the Day

SOME AWESOME COWBOY SHIRTS TO PLAY EQUUS COWBOY FETISHES OUT IN TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass in a Little Dress of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is at the stage in her career where she’s pretty secure with herself…she’s got the millions of dollars in her bank account…her people are likely turning down jobs everyday…she realizes she looks good enough for people to pay her instead of all the other bitches dying for her jobs….so she can get away with posting pics that don’t flatter her…because who really gives a fuck about her nose, or her broad shoulders…them shits make money….especially when all I’m really looking at is her cute little ass… All this to say…keep up the good social networking woman…cuz you’re winning at it…or at least winning at giving boners…

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Daryl Hannah topless

Daryl Hannah is in our opinion one of the most beautiful Hollywood actresses of all-time and here she is showing off her breasts in this video clip Continue reading

Leslie Mann Topless in This is 40 of the Day

Judd Apatow’s wife….who is also in all of Judd Apatow produced movies….because that’s the benefit of being married to a director and producer…you know cuz if he’s gonna be paying his lead 5 million dollars…it might as well go to their vacation fund…kinda thing…. I’ve never found her hot….or really deserving of her fame…I just figured the fucking the director thing made sense…you know something Lohan and the other low levels need to do to get work….and I don’t really care about seeing her 40 year old mom of two nipple Judd Apatow jerks off on…. But it happened…and I’m reporting it…I am a hero like that…

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Kate Upton Gets Peed On While Topless of the Day

Topless Kate Upton in some pictures that remind me of Kate Upton getting peed on by a large animal…like a horse…with a steady stream…are pictures of Kate Upton that are totally worth lookin’ at…even if the shoot was from the past…and even if you’ve seen these pictures before…because peeing on girls is always fucking funny…especially when they are fat girls… Honestly seeing Kate Upton topless is a lot more fun than seeing her doing what she’s actually talented at….an actual expert in…something she’s devoted to….and that her heart is in and her body will soon catch up to….eating.

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On the First Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me…of the Day

An awesome set of DrunkenStepfather DrunkenSweatshop stepSHIRTS….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Titties in S Moda of the Day

I don’t know shit about much…especially not fashion, but I do know that some magazine called S Moda put out these awesome pics of some unknown models a couple of weeks ago…and there is titty in it….in what would be deemed a pornographic shoot if I had shot it…on my iphone…in my basement…with some street hookers in exchange for crack…but for fashion…it’s fucking celebrated…it is the gateway drug to convince girls to get naked…when otherwise…they never would…you know taking girls from a good home…and bringing them down to the street level hooker level…but with more champagne and glam….and that’s a pretty awesome place to be…

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Alice V nude

Alice V is a pretty cute chick with a nice tight ass and pussy and here she is showing off her fully nude body for the camera in these photo shoot pictures Continue reading