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Michelle Cruz is AMazing in GQ Russia of the Day

No idea who Michelle Cruz, but I am going to assume she’s not Tom Cruise’s adopted daughter….or Penelope Cruz’s sister, or cousin, or really anything relevant..because you know in the world we live in…nothing matters unless it is on TV or the big screen, but I’m gonna argue that nothing matters including whether it has been on the big screen or TV…life is so insignificant…that we try to make an impact in the time we are here but in the grand scheme of humanity, it’s the equivalent of a fucking grain of sand on the beach that is our species….insignificant…but that doesn’t mean give up, kill yourself, it just means sit there and wait to die while staring at babes posing half naked….cuz as much as they don’t matter….at least they give you boners.

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Heidi Montag is Still Staging Bikini Pics of the Day

Heidi Montag has climbed out of rock bottom….a place where no one gives a fuck about her….and has managed to get the attention of one photographer or photo agency willing to notice her in a bikini and put out the pics of her like she still matters…a move that will in fact make her hit even deeper rock bottom when she realizes that no one fucking does….so the life lesson is if a reality star who sold her soul and identity to the devil falls off the radar after the show was cancelled and she lost her mind….hits the beach in the bikini for a paparazzi she hired cuz they don’t want to waste resources taking pics of her….does she make a fucking sound….I don’t have the answer..but whatever it is sounds like fucking drowning….next stop…porn! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jana Knauerová and Ania K Titties for Elle Mexico End of the World Photoshoot of the Day

Elle Mexico is pushing this apocalypse topless shoot with models Jana Knauerová and Ania K who I have never heard of but will assume are from some illegal model trade that got them out of war torn eastern Europe..cuz that’s what I assume about all these double agents…it makes masturbating to their pics that lack spread asshole more interesting…. Typical Mexico behavior to lay claim to the Mayans and their calendar…featuring their “end of the world” Fox News doesn’t want you to believe in possibly the least apocalyptic way…but at least they tried…this shit is like being on dinner at a 2 star all inclusive resort in Cancun….not very good but still filled with tits… So I support their effort…like I support their using real sugar in Coca Cola….and their Volkswagen manufacturing…cuz the Mexicans do German engineering like they do Apocalyptic photoshoots… That said, I am half Mexican…ready for the apocalypse and hope it involves half naked or fully naked women…

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Rihanna Posts Chris Brown Pic of the Day

I don’t even think Chris Brown beat Rihanna in the first place…I think it was all a marketing spin…that was blown out of control the way they wanted it to be blown so that she became the huge fucking star she became…I feel like Chris Brown gets a percentage of sales and was into it…that or she beat herself up, pressed charges, when all heated like crazy girls have been known to do and now feels like a cunt for fucking his shit up the last few years with everyone thinking he beats women….so that she came out on top…. So unlike the general population, I don’t care that she’s posting pics of him saying “don’t leave my emotionally co-dependent, crazy fucking girl cuz all girls are crazy” side….I just figure it’s business strategy…or broken girl trying to find love strategy…but I don’t think Chris Brown is an abuser and if he was I don’t think Rihanna would be mocking the public with pics of him and her as she is right here….all these to say…why the fuck am I giving Rihanna relationship analysis…I’m not the love doctor…I just wanna stare at that ass…like I was this girl…. We all know this is gonna end in babies everywhere…..so stop talking about it.

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Izabel Goulart is Pantsless of the Day

Izabel Goulart pulled a Lady Gaga and showed up to an event relatively pantsless….in a leotard…only unlike Lady Gaga…the boners were not on the clits of lesbians…who love her message and don’t really care about looks…as most lesbians…have ugly partners…but instead on the boners of everyone….this lingerie model is like Santa Claus…only instead of molesting kids and buying their silence with gifts…she’s molesting my eyes…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shanina Shaik Modeling Underwear Hotly For Nordstrom of the Day

I just learned a very important thing…Hotly is an actual word…that I am not forced the use all the fucking time…because it’s hotly… Shanina Shaik is Australian…her genetic code reads Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….her labia read elegant and lovely…and her asshole reads “feed me with your tongue”….but she’s too busy letting Tyson Beckford up in it…while not winning Australian supermodel reality shows to make herself relevant… Nordstrom did okay with this campaign…making lingerie modeling…a little more saucy…and by saucy I do mean in my drippy underwear…as much as I mean in concept and flavor… Here are some of the pics…

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Kamilla Covas nude

There is definitely something really hot about Brazilian girls but we just can’t place our finger on it – only joking – of course we fucking can! Continue reading

Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson kiss

Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson are two Hollywood babes that should know better than to do things like this in public but of course it is just for attention in this video clip Continue reading

Selena Gomez in Some Photoshoot of the Day

After looking at these pics of her troll belly trying to look cute while looking like some kind of rodent face….I realize why Justin Beiber, Homosexual, would take his fake relationship for his tween fans to Victoria’s Secret, because like closet cases everywhere, Victoria’s Secret models are the girls the media tells us to like when we have no interest in girls…while everyone, gay or straight…knows a Disney childstar who has fallen off now that the Disney Peter Pan drugs are wearing off…rounding her out into what you’d expect a girl named Gomez to look like…is not anything to brag about when you’re a fucking star and theoretically can fuck anything that isn’t portly….

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Selena Gomez in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Scam of the Day

Jessica Simpson is pregnant again…some would say it was because she’s a fertile cum loving pervert who needs cum inside her at all times…while the skeptics like me…would say that it is the best way out of her million dollar weight watchers contract….in a “you can’t call me fat I’m still pregnant – so I will not pay you those millions back” kinda way….but the real issue is why her Jesus loving Christian conservative, uneducated, walmart working fans haven’t written her off as a divorcee, hooker, heathen, harlot with babies out of wedlock slut….is it cuz those Christians are inconsistent and full of shit in their brain wash hustle….or is it that they are so forgiving….so many questions that all end in one very important place….her ridiculous bra size….

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