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Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show of the Day

The fact that I wasn’t invited to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…after all the good I do for the brand and more importantly the girls in it…from following their every fucking move like some kind of creepy pervert who cares way too much about them….was a bit of a slap in the face…reminding me that blogging…at least this kind of blogging…even if I am 10 years deep into it…is some amateur hour shit… I gotta go mainstream…. Here are some pics of the infomercial I missed the taping off…which is probably a good thing…cuz no one wants a chronic masturbating homeless looking guy front row of any of their events….so I’ll just stick to the spray on hair and food dehydrator infomercials…I have yet to jerk off to…cuz I never got that desperate. Featuring the same half naked cast of characters…Ambrosio, Swanepoel, Lima, Kroes, Rihanna, Kerr, Heatherton, etc….. Here is NY Daily News Backstage…..talking to some of the models…..because they are a real media outlet and I am not…. Here is CBS talking to the girls backstage cuz they are a real media outlet….and I am not… HERE ARE THE REST OF THE PICS – TOO MANY TO POST HERE

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Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show of the Day

Rihanna’s Horny and Competitive Instagram Pic of the Day

I guess watching all those models…during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show she was the halftime performer along with Bieber at….do their bikini and lingerie model hustle…got Rihanna horny enough to post this. Or maybe it is one of those ego fighting ego….typical girl shit… Where they want to be the center of attention and be seen as sexy and as good as the actual lingerie models she was surrounded by…so she gets to posting this shit to be like “hey everyone…look at me…I am over here too”… Seriously…the best way to fuck a girl you want to fuck…is to fuck another girl and tell the girl you want to fuck all about it…cuz girls..instinctively love to compete….so predictable and I love it…

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Rihanna’s Horny and Competitive Instagram Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass and Titties for 10 Magazine of the Day

I don’t know why….but I really really like Candice Swanepoel a lot more than she likes me…I guess that’s the case with all girls…but only because girls despise me…they don’t give me a chance to charm them with my chronic masturbation, fear of commitment, love of polygamy and pornography….. Now I liked Candice Swanepoel before today’s 10 Magazine photoshoot was released…of her wearing a black wig like a hot, mysterious, South African spy from the 60s….secret agent who lived the life of a farmer turned Victoria’s Secret model…to not make anyone suspect of her evil, information gathering, AIDS medication robbing for the sake of saving her country strategy….you know a shoot where she’s showing off a little ass and a couple little titties….but now I like her even more than I did before…cuz getting a girl naked..or in my case seeing a girl naked…cuz girls never get naked for me….always make her more valuable in my heart…as well as in my soiled underwear. She’s a babe.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass and Titties for 10 Magazine of the Day

Scarlett Johansson’s Psycho V Cover of the Day

I already posted the Kate Moss / Rihanna photoshoot from V Magazine ….and here I was thinking that was the highlight of my day or at least of the issue..you know cramming two totally irrelevant girls I like more than they like me…even though I ultimately don’t give a fuck about them in any fucking way, shape or form…I mean other than looking at pics of them and their way, shape or form…cuz looking at pics is better than having to deal with their personality flaws… But apparently…the real hightlight of the magazine…is our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….who is now in some Hitchcock shit…and in promoting that…doin’ some Hitchcock themed covers…and as a fan of Hitchcock…shit works perfectly alright for me….not to mention she’s showing some cleavage…which is better than her showing her gutter tattoo ….

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Kate Upton on the beach

This was a nice change to see from Kate Upton, now we usually see this cover model posing for the camera in all manner of sexy swimsuits, but it’s not often that she actually sits down to do an interview so be sure to sit back and relax as she does. Continue reading

Luciana Salazar nude pictures

Here she is showing off her curves and looking extremely busty as usual in these photo shoot pictures where she is certainly looking good enough for a bang Continue reading

Mona Johannesson in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Mona Johannesson and I have history…we used to fuck around with each other…or at least me with her IN 2010 …sure I only fucked with her in the form of one post….where I celebrated her perky tits…she wasn’t scared to show off….which are shockingly small considering she is Swedish….when Swedes are supposed to have bigger tits on average than any other culture…at least according to my titty average size research I have devoted my life to…before realizing the reason average tit size has gone up across the board is not the hormones in dairy but cuz girls be getting obese….not that this model has to worry about that…cuz she’s lookin’ tight bodied and lovely in this unknown shoot…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s all that matters…

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Mona Johannesson in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Bar Refaeli swimsuit

This glamour Sports Illustrated is wearing a swimsuit today and doesn’t she just look totally hot? Babes like this hot model are just a pleasure to watch posing for the camera. Continue reading

Ashley Smith Topless Shoot of the Day

Ashley Smith is a hot fucking model with big old titties that she always shows off…and that I like to look at…but not necessarily cuz I like busty models willing to show off her tits…even though I really like busty models willing to show off their tits…but because I like girls with fucked up teeth…and this girl has a gap for fucking days….a gap that is erotic to me for some fucking reason…and maybe it is cuz it is symbolic of the gap between her legs…or maybe cuz a bitch with fucked up teeth… I’ve POSTED ON HER BEFORE CUZ I POST ON EVERYONE I AM JUST THAT GOOD AT BLOGGING Here she is in this unknown shoot….

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Katie Jordin is fine

Katie Jordin is one of those chicks that you would love to meet one day in a bar or club then take her home to bang her hard all night and you have to admit she is looking pretty fine here Continue reading