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Alexa Vega Titties for the Nerds for Instagram of the Day

I figured out who Alexa Vega ….and it turns out she’s more than just some girl showing off her tits for nerds…she is in fact the child star from Spy Kids who pedophiles masturbated to….trying to make it clear to everyone…all the fucking skeptics and people who only know her from Spykids that she’s got herself some tits…and I am totally down with that strategy…

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Katie Price for Katie’s Boutique Lingerie of the Day

Katie Price is rockin some lingerie…for her own lingerie brand…cuz she is the best self promoter of all time….she took being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…by turning herself into a abnormally huge breasted brand…which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…even though she’s old…her body is boxing out as she’s menopausal…and she looks a lot like a transgendered in a youtube video before her suicide….but I’ll still endorse her hustle – cuz it is hilarious…

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Anais Pouliot Hot Vogue Russia of the Day

One of life’s great tragedies is that Anais Pouliot is from Montreal…and that I didn’t jump on this girl before she was a hugely successful fashion model….because now I will likely never jump on her…..at least not willingly…cuz I know local girls…and whenever they make it internationally they have no time for their local creeps….and I guess that’s ok, because she’s naked all over the internet and often times that’s far better than ever having to deal her bullshit…cuz every girl comes with her own bag of bullshit…when sometimes all you want is a little nipple for fashion….

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Mariana Almeida Topless Modeling of the Day

Mariana Almeida is a Brazilian model who knows what modeling is all about….or at least who is modeling in all the right ways…getting naked to climb the ladder of obscuirty to relevance through titties..because that is how the world works… Now, I’ve never heard of her and I don’t really need to know anything about her to appreciate her tits….but I did some background research…and it turns out she’s pretty hot naked… Here’s a little into video of her talk…She’s 24, been modling for 6 years, likes to travel…and who gives a fuck she shows her tits for money and she’s a babe…and we like her for that… Here are her nudes…to get ahead… Pics via In.Troducing.com

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/mariana-top.flv

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Split Memorial Video of the Day

It is the end of the fucking world… So in great tragedies…at least in terms of staged relationships between homosexual boy toys and the Disney girls who want to ride their coat tails….Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up and it is official…. I know you probably heard rumors of this last week, because Selena Gomez was seen with another dude and Justin wrote “single” on twitter or some shit…but it wasn’t until yesterday that the mainstream media picked it up and everyone decided to talk about it like it fucking matters… That alone is everything that is wrong with the world today….so I decided to make a memorial video to mock this celebrity relationship obsessions…you are all a bunch of pawns buying into the bullshit trap getting brain washed instead of uprising me…. So let’s make a bigger deal about idiots who are a big deal all cuz you made them a big deal…when the big deals should be shit that is actually relevant, important…and that matter… not twink tabloid fodder of idiots who probably never banged….for obvious reasons like they were never in the same room together….they only hung out a dozen times for the paparazzi…cuz the whole thing is marketing bullshit. But then again…I am the one who made a tribute video documenting their fake love…reminding me that the real problem…is me…. I am ready for both of these pawns, especially the Ellen looking Usher Fucker one….to fall off like typical child stars – cuz that’s when things get semi interesting….that or the sex tape directed by Usher…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/selenbeibergomez.flv

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Genevieve Morton bikini

Behind the scenes with swimsuit model Genevieve Morton is proving really interesting. I normally just take notice of how sexy the swimsuit model is. Continue reading

Alexa Vega Bikini Twitpic for Machete Kills of the Day

I don’t know what Machete Kills is…and I am not gonna bother looking it up….and you know what….I don’t know what Alexa Vega is and I am not gonna bother looking it up…because what I can tell by this pic is that she’s got great tits….but more importantly…that this is some nerd shit…and anyone who cares to look at this…probably already know her fucking specs…her life story and more importantly have her face stapled to their pillow case so they can wake up to her…you know the kind of weirdo you’d expect to stay a virgin…and who probably won’t let you down…..

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Rita Ora’s Nipple While Performing of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna set her up like she was Chris Brown…. Only unlike Rihanna…Rita Ora…has gone straight to the half nakedness… flashing panties and flashing nipples before….and now more importantly…wearing low cut shirts on stage at Red Bull events with no bra…like a good girl…all floppin around…titties everywhere…for me to want in my mouth.

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What Crabs Mean to Me of the Day

This is the best video of all time….about what crabs mean to a nice old lady….Crabs are an STD of the past thanks to bush being murdered, waxed and non existent…. I kinda feel bummed that the last time I had crabs was after taking a shit at a rave while high on speed in the early 90s….not cuz they are fun…but because I love the bush that comes with them…. All this to say that this video is amazing…I guess old ladies talking about Crabs can only be amazing….especially when they say “Fucked my pee hole with a home pregnancy test” —– Thanks Josh for all the Crabs Best video ever.

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What Crabs Mean to Me of the Day

What Crabs Mean to Me of the Day

This is the best video of all time….about what crabs mean to a nice old lady….Crabs are an STD of the past thanks to bush being murdered, waxed and non existent…. I kinda feel bummed that the last time I had crabs was after taking a shit at a rave while high on speed in the early 90s….not cuz they are fun…but because I love the bush that comes with them…. All this to say that this video is amazing…I guess old ladies talking about Crabs can only be amazing….especially when they say “Fucked my pee hole with a home pregnancy test” —– Thanks Josh for all the Crabs Best video ever.

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