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Rozanna Purcell in Shiny Lingerie for the Sun of the Day

She is Miss Universe Ireland 2010 and now she’s miss girl who’s shiny cheap looking panties I want to masturbate on to see my sperm drip off of….but would fear that my sperm would dissolve the shit…and not due to it’s toxicity thanks to hard drinking and bad living…but do to the cheap as fuck lookin quality of the fabric…you know some “don’t get this wet” it will turn into something horrible and poisonous like sulphuric acid and that should be recalled from China….if it wasn’t jacked up against this Miss Universe Ireland 2010 Rozanna Purcell’s hot body… But I will say, the cheap panties work for me, they remind me of all I’ve ever known on the caliber of woman I have bedded, and I like how they make her a little less pageant and a lot more pornstar…

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Rozanna Purcell in Shiny Lingerie for the Sun of the Day

Anna Draganska Modeling Lingerie Amazingly of the Day

Anna Draganska is Polish…but unlike most poles…she’s not in the circus due to great juggling skills and/or bear training skills…..she’s not a gymnast…or an Olympic weight lifter….she’s not in line for rationed bread…and she’s not in a catalog for mail order brides….. I admit, my knowledge of anyone eastern European or Russian is from an era when they were all behind the Iron Curtain during the Cold War..and as an ignorant man, I don’t feel the need to update my preconceived notions…but I do feel a need to stare at her half naked pics….cuz Communist USSR survivors…who were probably born after communism…and are actually daughters of billionaires…can be pretty fucking spectacular to look at….

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Anna Draganska Modeling Lingerie Amazingly of the Day

Gabriela Rabelo Lovely for Macy’s Lingerie of the Day

This Brazilian Model Is Awesome…even in shitty underwear shoots for Macy’s that remind me of jerking off to the Sears catalog in an era before the Internet….only with a lot less anxiety…because my foster mom won’t get mad and make me do borderline criminal things to me…to punish me when she gets home from working at the diner when she finds her Sears Catalog desecrated, violated, raped by someone who isn’t even her biological son… I really hate lingerie catalog shoots….and I always have…with their edited nipples and mall family portrait quality….but it is the Holidays and time for all the stores to push this shit like it is crack cocaine to all the useless husbands who don’t know what to buy their wives they hate…..but this Gabriela Rabelo makes this Macy’s shit worth lookin’ at….

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Helen Hunt Full Frontal Nude Scene in The Sessions of the Day

Helen Hunt is in a new movie about a paralyzed due to Polio poet who is a virgin and decides to hire her to have sex with him…it is called The Sessions, but I call it 40 year old virgin, the Oscar winning edition… Luckily, like all hookers…or “sex surrogates” as they call her in the movie…she gets naked, shows her old lady hangers…and some bush…cuz I’m guessing if this 40 year old version is paralyzed due to Polio…it takes place in an era before the bikini wax… The scary thing in all this is that these pics some Pirate took…totally turns me on…. I blame Mad About You circa 1994….or maybe I blame the fact that Helen Hunt Has got bush..cuz bush is dead with today’s youth…but as an old as fuck dude…I Remember…I’ll Never Forget…

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Denzel Washington and Nadine Velazquez Flight Sex Scene of the Day

This is like the Halle Berry / Billy Bob Thorton in Monsterballs, interracial sex scene…only this time it is actually interracial…because Denzel is Black and the Nadine Velazquez sounds hispanic or central american…while Billy Bob…as you’d expect with a name like Billy Bob was white and Halle Berry…also white…and I have no idea why I am talking about that movie…when this pirated clip from flight…all low quality…is in front of us….all big, round, amazing assed…with a set of implants…riding an old black man with a thong…shit’s like a slow night at the stripclub…on the wrong side of the tracks…only far better paid…and I figure it’s worth watching…cuz knowing Denzel…shit’s gonna be nominated for an Oscar…you see cuz every couple years they have to give out an award to someone who isn’t white…to make it look fair, legitimate, not staged and not racist…. The movie is called FLIGHT and now you’ve seen the best part…. TOO SEE PICS OF HER IN A TIGHT DRESS AT THE FLIGHT PREMIERE OCT 24 FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are some pics of Nadine_Velasquez in Maxim and FHM back in 2007 and 2008 when she had her big and only break before today on a show called MY NAME IS EARL….and the League….She’s 33, married, American..and I am sure there are more pics of her floating around, but feel I’ve done my dude…showcasing her big screen ass from a movie still in theaters….I’m a hero like that….

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Denzel Washington and Nadine Velazquez Flight Sex Scene of the Day

Denzel Washington and Nadine Velazquez Flight Sex Scene of the Day

This is like the Halle Berry / Billy Bob Thorton in Monsterballs, interracial sex scene…only this time it is actually interracial…because Denzel is Black and the Nadine Velazquez sounds hispanic or central american…while Billy Bob…as you’d expect with a name like Billy Bob was white and Halle Berry…also white…and I have no idea why I am talking about that movie…when this pirated clip from flight…all low quality…is in front of us….all big, round, amazing assed…with a set of implants…riding an old black man with a thong…shit’s like a slow night at the stripclub…on the wrong side of the tracks…only far better paid…and I figure it’s worth watching…cuz knowing Denzel…shit’s gonna be nominated for an Oscar…you see cuz every couple years they have to give out an award to someone who isn’t white…to make it look fair, legitimate, not staged and not racist…. The movie is called FLIGHT and now you’ve seen the best part…. TOO SEE PICS OF HER IN A TIGHT DRESS AT THE FLIGHT PREMIERE OCT 24 FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are some pics of Nadine_Velasquez in Maxim and FHM back in 2007 and 2008 when she had her big and only break before today on a show called MY NAME IS EARL….and the League….She’s 33, married, American..and I am sure there are more pics of her floating around, but feel I’ve done my dude…showcasing her big screen ass from a movie still in theaters….I’m a hero like that….

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Denzel Washington and Nadine Velazquez Flight Sex Scene of the Day

Leryn Franco’s Olympic Ass on the Beach of the Day

Leryn Franco is some Olympic track and field star from some country I am not gonna bother googling…who also does some modeling….and more importantly…sun tanning…on the beach in some amazing bikini bottoms…that showcase her abilities or at least potential capabilities as a javelin catcher….and by javelin…I mean cock. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes of the Day

Rosie Jones may not have the best face in the game…and she may not even have the best body…or the best tits…but they are pretty fucking lovely….and fighting a pretty good fight for the fucking title…all thanks to her willingness to embrace her skill set….and realize that she might as well showcase, broadcast and exploit the shit as hard as she can…because it will make her more money than anything else she puts her mind to.. There is nothing more annoying than seeing a babe…or at least a girl with a rockin’ body working a shitty job…instead of embracing her “talent” and doing something life changing like this. I am some Tony Robbins motherfucker when it comes to convincing girls to getting naked for success….I should make an infomercial…. Here are some topless outtakes from a recent shoot…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Enya Bakunova is a Hot Nude Model of the Day

This girl…is amazing. I think I should make her my official girlfriend…you know considering I just had sex with her at least twice…in my mind… I love big titty girls…willing to get naked to get ahead…it makes me want them to sit on my face…until I can’t breath…so that I die a wonderful vagina filled death….from a set of tits…the world can cross reference when I’m gone….cuz keeping these tits underwrap….exclusive to the dudes she fucks….would be a fucking crime…

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Enya Bakunova is a Hot Nude Model of the Day

Titties at the Dee Dee Ramone MEMORIAL EXHIBITION of the Day

Thanks to the internet – I don’t have to leave my house…even if my house is a miserable fucking place….it is better than being forced to interact with the kind of assholes that attend events….you know networking…bullshit conversation…scenesters being seen….people just wasting time because missing an event….because I get to look at the pics on the internet…. Now I am as much of a fan of the Ramones as the next guy…and I am all for celebrating anyone’s death thru drinking…but I wouldn’t bother going out for that…even if there are drunk party girls who see a camera and take the opportunity to flash some tit…cuz that is how you get noticed…and I don’t know who this girl is…but she’s got the right idea…. This girl is fun. I don’t know where she was raised where she learned to flash tits at formal events…but I do know it is a barn I would like to visit…..if anyone knows this girl…send her my way. Pics via PURPLE.FR

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Titties at the Dee Dee Ramone MEMORIAL EXHIBITION of the Day