I already posted these pics of Miranda Kerr in Esquire…because I am the unofficial most relevant site when it comes to models, celebrities and sluts, on the internet…according to me and my 2 readers, one of which is a virgin in India and the other is some pervert applying lipstick who wants me dead…. But in being the most relevant site for this kind of thing on the internet that no one cares about….I am forced to update you with more Miranda Kerr ass in sheer nighties…. Cuz that shit wasn’t in the first round…but I am pretty glad it happened….and here it is.
No idea who Valerija Kelava….but her name is pretty American sounding so I am gonna assume she’s from the Midwest, her dad is a car sales man, her mom a house wife…they have a suburban bungalow and she went to public school, where she dated the quarterback….and shopped at WalMart….where she was recruited to show her pussy for fashion….and decided to do it cuz it was better than working the local diner….and because it had nothing to do with trying to get her fucking green card…cuz she’s fucking American born and bred….and who fucking cares about her story…when you can just stare at her pussy.
As old and as annoying as Jenny McCarthy is….I find these pictures of her dressed up for Halloween kinda hot…sure it would be more interesting if it was a pic taken at the special school for autistic kids that her son attends on their Halloween party…instead of outside a Vegas club…you know where all good mothers go to celebrate Halloween well into their 40s…all half naked and shit….because I always prefer to see women…even older women dressed slutty…wearing push up bras…when they normally aren’t that kind of woman…when they are Playboy playmates from the 90s it is kinda expected…but the one redeeming factor, other than that she is still hot…even in her 40 year old skin…is that her tits are probably only tweens. Good costume. Good times. I’d love to have the opportunity to give her another disabled child. I feel like my weak sperm and her weak uterus are a match made in handicap kid making heaven…..we can have an army of them….all the parking stickers our hearts desire…never again will we have to walk more that 20 feet to the entrance of the mall…our future together is so bright. TO SEE MORE OF HER IN COSTUME FOLLOW THIS LINK
I guess this is a sign of Katy Perry accepting the fact that’s she’s made it…that she’s worth a fucking fortune her hipster poser ass doesn’t actually deserve…knowing that the effort that goes into her stupid poptart songs is virtually none…and the payout is virtually absurd…because she’s not out screaming for attention in her Halloween costume…and by not screaming for attention I mean not showing any fucking cleavage…when cleavage is what made the public ignore her bad skin, bad body, thick cankles and lack of fucking talent….cleavage is what allowed her to pollute our lives all fucking day on heavy radio rotation…brainwashing us to sing along to her garbage…like fucking robots we are….and cleavage is something she’s feels she doesn’t need to exploit anymore…and all I see is a bitch who is getting a little too comfortable….wearing a shitty fucking costume.
I just got this amazing email: Amanda Bynes caused quite a scene during a recent visit to Beach Bum Tanning in NYC. An eyewitness tells In Touch that the troubled starlet shocked customers when she appeared in main salon area — completely naked! After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old was set up in a private room — but it wasn’t long before Amanda strode back out into the main salon area in search of goggles. Only problem: She wasn’t wearing any clothes! “She walked out of the room completely naked,” the eyewitness tells In Touch. “She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked.” “She seemed totally out of it,” the eyewitness says. “She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her.” The eyewitness adds: “There was definitely something wrong with her.” Best fucking news ever…. I want to see the pics….someone out there…an employee of Mystic tan…must have security footage of this happening….and I need it…because Amanda Bynes, despite her weird face…has a hot little body I want to see naked…. I hope this drug addiction, fallen off the radar shit is true…cuz child star turns into porn star would be a nice way to end this Amanda Bynes story….
I know she’s 11, but looking at someone flaunting themselves never hurt anyone…it is when you decide to touch…or expose your penis on the bus where you get in trouble…and unfortunately for you perverts…saying that for 1000s of years of humanity…and in some cultures today…the fact that a girl had her period makes her old enough to marry the prince to have his babies….just won’t hold as a solid defense in court…because western society says a bitch…although fertile and ready to make babies…is only ready to make babies with people over 18 when she turns 18….otherwise it is sex offense…..which could be unfair in your pervert eyes….but that I think is a welcomed law…cuz we gotta protect our kids…and more importantly…girls are only fun after they’ve got a little experience in them… But I can still appreciate a young fit body…who is obviously being told to exploit and expose her young fit body…because why the fuck else would she be posting pics like this of her ass on Twitter….making me think maybe her mom needs to be looked at a little closer…in how she’s raising her kids to be hookers…. You aren’t breaking any laws looking at this….but you may want to send this to Child Protection because I can’t imagine anything good coming out of baiting sexual predators with your teen daughters into watching your stupid show….here are the pics…..you decide.
Barbie Blank….or Kelly Kelly who legally can’t use that name since it is a registered trademark of the WWF or whatever Wrestling Federation she was a part of before deciding she was good enough to venture out on her own…like all arrogant, cocky sluts at the top of their game….to pursue a career doing god fucking knows what the next step for a stripper looking wrestler’s career is….dressed up like a sexy Viking…a fetish I can’t really understand anyone having…because vikings are big burly unshowered men…..but I guess it’s not about fetishes…it is about Halloween and the ability to make any costume available at the sex shop…all low cut with a push up bra in it….cheesy maybe, but really what the fuck do you expect from a stripper looking girl who is named Barbie Blank….seriously.
Elle Macpherson is a super hot Australian babe there is certainly no doubt about that, she really is “The Body” and now you will see why as she is looking stunning here in this video clip Continue reading →
She is looking beautiful as usual here posing for the camera and showing off her tits, ass and landing strip pussy bush for the photographer. Continue reading →
Kristin Kreuk is a beautiful brunette American actress who is a gorgeous girl for sure, she is one of those girls that you would love to hang out with, get to know properly and then marry. Continue reading →
