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Stella Maxwell Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day

Stella Maxwell is not just a lesbian looking hipster with uneven sized tiny tits…..she is also a model….a model from Ireland who was clever enough to shoot some topless pics with Terry Richardson because he is a famous photographer and listening and doing everything he tells you may lead to either more work from him….or at least more work from other clients cuz you can put this shit on your resume…and I am not complaining…I got respect for all people who use their power to get young naive girls naked in photos…especially when they are aspiring models trying to make it is this wild and crazy competitive world…. Here are the pics

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Helen Flanagan’s Hot Lingerie for Twitter of the Day

Helen Joyce Flanagan is Coronation Street…. I don’t know who Helen Flanagan is, where she’s from, what her deal is. I just know I want to sing her love songs. It turns out she has been on Cornation Street since she was 10 and that means a lot of pedophiles have probably masturated to her and were probably angry when she turned 18, while a lot of on the fence pedophiles were probably happy when she turned 18 because it meant their impure thoughts about her were a little more wholeseome….. She’s 22 now, and she’s producing some pretty amazing pictures of twitter, you know breaking from what people know about her and she is really solidifying herself as a sex object….with Xed our nipples….half naked…when all that sex object talk just cheapens her….but maybe I am saying that because our sex would be making love….

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Khloe Kardashian Proves She’s Part Ape of the Day

I have said that Khloe Kardashian is part primate for a long time, and not because her real dad is OJ Simpson, that’s racist and I don’t fuck with racism. We are all god’s children. I have been saying it cuz she’s a fucking beast of a woman…massive, hunched over and the kind of girl you’d assume throws her shit at spectators when she’s chronically masturbating at the zoo she lives in….like she’s throwing shit at the Hindu religion by defacing their traditional forehead decals….I am not just saying that cuz she’s married to a black guy, that’s racist and I don’t fuck with racism. We are all god’s children. But ape or not, Khloe Kardashian eating bananas and kissing the banana tip, is better than being out there killing white people. like her biological father…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Miranda Kerr Hot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret has the ability to take the same fucking picture and recycle it over and over and over and over again….for 4 fucking decades and still manage to be compelling…because there’s a half naked woman in it…whether it is lame, or cheesy or tacky or just fucking boring…I still manage to stare at the shit all day…no matter what the model is…I’m hooked into their scam…those corporate bastards always fucking win… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nadja Bender Topless for Purple F/W 2012 of the Day

Nadja Bender is some model who doesn’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable with the countless other models willing to get naked to be featured in an international fashion magazine, but those other girls don’t matter today…today is about Nadja…it is her time to shine….let her have her moment…this is her big break she’s been working so hard getting naked for…

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Nadja Bender Topless for Purple F/W 2012 of the Day

Ali Michael for Terry Richardson of the Day

Ali Michael is some model who is being shot by Terry Richardson…topless…She is 22, has a wikipedia page I didn’t read cuz I’m more interested in staring at her pics and in her giving me fucking boners…with her tight underwear, vagina definition, hipster looking hotness….cuz I love these hipster looking girls…especially when they are topless….good hustle Ali Michael…

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Kim Kardashian is the Devil in Nuts of the Day

Kim Kardashian may be a disgusting human and you may hate her and all she represents, but I’ve cleansed my soul and realized that hatred, especially those we don’t know, is not healthy, productive or worth our energy….and instead we should embrace all that everyone has to offer and pretend those who annoy us don’t exist, cuz when you do, you realize it’s as if they don’t exist….a fantastic exercise to practice when dealing with Kim Kardashian…. But the truth is her and her team are good at marketing, they make money that you can’t fathom in the most simple of ways, she packages herself properly, she knows how to work a camera, she knows how to make her dumpy body look erotic and curvy, she knows how to do porn without America caring, you know getting them to sympathize with her as if she’s the victim, she plays her social media strategically, her relationships strategically, and it works cuz the American public are retards….. So you can’t blame her, you can only blame yourself and I suggest you do while staring at her massive pornstar tits…. TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paula Bertolini Tit for Glamour of the Day

Paula Bertolini is a skinny model and she’s naked for some fashion photoshoot that you know was scripted in the office of some pretentious art director who thought he had a vision…a revolutionary, artistic vision that will redefine fashion as we know it, or at least that’s how he pitched this, cuz recycled, repetitive, bullshit trash with a few nipples in it to keep it edgy enough for people to talk about it like it’s more than just mass produced bullshit, doesn’t sell the creative team as well… I’ve never heard of her, but I’ve seen her naked and I like it…..cuz she’s not fat.

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Katy Perry Military Lesbian for GQ Germany of the Day

Katy Perry is dressed as a militant lesbian for GQ Germany, because based on my experience with Germans and my knowledge of Germans, cold, hard faced, miliant lesbians is kinda their thing, you know when they aren’t shitting in each other’s mouths in bootleg porn, or covering up a genocide scandal that hit back in the 30s and 40s when they let a criminal mastermind run their country…. I generally don’t like lesbians, but only cuz they hate me for having a penis…..seriously they always look at me funny, like that they want to turn me into a woman, but maybe that’s cuz I turn them on so much it fucks with all they have worked so hard to suppress….but more importantly, I hate Katy Perry, cuz she’s a fucking lie of a human….talentless, ugly and thanks to GQ Germany, pantsless….unfortunately. Here are the pics…

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Baseball Fan of the Day

I hate sports but as someone who loves offensive gestures on TV, this is the kind of thing I could get down to, you see I’m the kind of guy who likes pressing my dick in the window of fancy restaurants while couples look into each other’s eyes romantically, you know to help get the mood where it needs to be….in a fun place…where boring bullshit…becomes hysterical… Apparently he was doing this for an inning before being kicked out…an inning long enough to get famous doing frat boy bullshit….

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