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Jessie Andrews is Naked at the Chateau Marmont for Terry Richardson of the Day

Jessie Andrews is some 20 year old pornstar who all the hipsters love because she looks like one of them. You know all small titties, ratty hair, bush….but more importantly cuz hipsters, despite the way they market themselves, are all a bunch of fucking followers, who need to be told what’s up, and this Jessie Andrews bitch, is one of those things they’ve been told to jerk off into their 70s inspired American Apparel Tube Sock to….and in keeping himself at the top of the hipster movement, Terry Richardson shot some pics of her, that I assume are the continuation of THIS SHOOT FROM FEBRUARY ….and that I also assume doesn’t matter when they were taken, cuz you still jerk off to stills of Sarah Michelle Gellar in Buffy the Vampire Slayer…cuz you are pathetic….and I guess so am I, because endorsing by posting nude pics of 20 year olds who fuck on camera would be frowned upon if I was a respectable man in society, you know, the responsible thing would be to talk her out of it and convince her there are other ways to make money that don’t involve being a hooker, but luckily, I am not respectable, in fact, I have no hope….and either will Jessie Andrews in 10 years, but we don’t have to worry about that… TO SEE SOME XXX CLIPS OF HER FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Barbara Palvin for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Barbara Palvin is a hot model who has a very questionable past that makes her a lot hotter….. She is on 18 years old….and to make her success pretty fucking insane…she is also from Budapest the premiere human trafficking Russian Mob run sex trade hub around… I mean to be a model for Victoria’s Secret at 25 after 8 years in the Game, living in New York and doing big campaigns is rare enough, but this 18 year old from a place they may not even have running water, is working for Victoria’s Secret lingerie….seems pretty fucking criminal…..I just have no proof. I have checked her WIKIPEDIA, which is the extent of my spying, unless she left her bedroom blinds open, in which case, I’d be up in trees watching, but that’s just cuz I’m a peeping tom and has nothng to do with me really grasping how these international models are scooped up and imported, unless shit is run through some sort of organized crime ring. Not that any of that matters, nor does her working as at 13, even thought that is called pedophilia outside of the fashion world…cuz here she is looking hot in lingerie, and that alone are the blinders that make all ok.

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Brooke Hogan Learns How To Make Herself Look Skinny on the Internet of the Day

Brooke Hogan has finally figured out how to make her not look like a fucking beast of a man when posing in her bikini and that is to make whoever is takign the pic stand a quarter mile away, allowing us to kinda make her out, cuz compared to a fucking scenic landscape, bitch looks small, tight and ready to be fucked by her dad…. The sad thing about this Brooke Hogan twitter bikini pic, is that I have never seen her look so hot….and that is because I can hardly see her….but I am sure Hulk already has his people on it, zooming and mastering the shit for him to jerk off to…cuz fucking your family, especially your daughter cuz you made her, is what Florida Trash do….

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Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

If your claim to fame is that you were banging George Clooney for a minute a year ago, or at least banging in theory, provided he’s not the homosexual he has been rumored to be, and you post a bikini pic on Instagram, does it make a sound? I am thinking yes, because the lovely thing about instagram is all the fucking bikini pics posted by decent looking girls who would otherwise never accept your friend request cuz you look weird, but who all kinda want to be famous, cuz that is the culture we’ve grown up with, that they don’t mind us liking, commenting, jerking off or fucking tap dancing to their pics….as long as we click the like button cuz it helps their fucking ratio…..matter…every last one of their pics matter and I plan on masturbating to all of them.

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Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Traci Bingham nude

Traci Bingham is showing why she was hired posing for the camera in these completely nude photo shoot pictures with her lovely big breasts out for everyone to see. Very nice indeed, now we can’t wait to see what she does next. Continue reading

Anna Faris spread eagle

This rare Anna Faris shoot was recently uncovered and it is one of her hottest! You have to see this hot celebrity babe Anna Faris in a completely see thru top and spread eagle. Continue reading

Kristen Stewart Tits in On the Road of the Day

There are rumors going around that Kristen Stewart got breast implants, and the real issue in the whole thing is that people actually care about Kristen Stewart’s breasts, because let’s face it she’s average at best, and most girls with uneventful tits like Kristen Stewart, always end up getting implants, they just do the expensive kind that give them a little more natural look, instead of some shit that looks like tennis balls, and really, I have no idea if her tits are the real ones or the fake ones in this scene, they look real to me and if they are fake, they were a huge waste of money… This is a new movie that I will see and probably won’t get shot at, because it comes with little hype, few line-ups on opening night, no midnight showings, and people who see these kinds of movies aren’t usually in costume, freaky fan boys who play too many videogames and have too much anger cuz no girl will fuck them…. This is her attempt to separate herself from that world, you know to go from blockbuster star to actual actor while she’s at the top, even though she can’t act…..but she can get topless and that’s all movies are good for anyway…..and here is the evidence….

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Eva Amurri Sloppy Natural Tits for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know when these pics were taken or posted by Eva Amurri Martino , the daughter of Susan Sarandon and some other hooked up motherfucker I am not gonna bother looking up, cuz this product of nepotism, spoiled and really not talented, but connected, tranny looking faced cunt, blocked me on twitter, because I guess she doesn’t like me, even though all I wanted for us was to be the next great American Love Story…..but that’s only cuz I I LIKED SEEING HER WHORE TITS NAKED ON X-FILES 2.0 / CALIFORNICATION and that was really only because they were big and fat and natural….but more importantly cuz they didn’t have to be naked on TV, she wanted to show them off for attention and to make a name for herself, even though she never has to work a day in her life, and that Paris Hilton caliber whoring is fun at first…until you realize how shitty big natural tits are, sloppy and soft, hanging horribly and worth nothing…as they ride her mom to the top…..Garbage.

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Demi Lovato’s Fat Performance of the Day

I did a post on Demi Lovato Being Too Fat for Shape Magazine Because her Only Shape is Round and it turns out that her fans don’t like when she’s called fat, or that she wasn’t in Shape at all, but my autism and dyslexia made me think she was….and I am glad I did…cuz the emails were amazing and reminded me that I am not alone…. All I did was call the bitch out for making excuses for her shitty behavior – you know using the bi-polar card, one that can also allow her to justify her pantsize if she decides to eat donuts for a month straight….or that she can blame on her meds…it is a fucking joke. She’s rich, young, robbed of her youth, troubled crying for attention and using the fucking Bi-Polar strategy to make it all ok instead of accepting responsibility…. Bitch needs to stop making excuses and start doing sit-ups. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Louise Bourgoin sex

Nice sex scene with French beautiful actress Louise Bourgoin being humped by a geeky guy who tries to fuck her, but they are disturbed by a voice in their apartment. After a short sexual intercourse the guy comes, but she isn’t satisfied and turns the back on him. Continue reading