Every Australian girl I have ever met has been ridiculous, but luckily, every Australian girl I have ever met has also been really hot, making her ridiculousness amazing….You know all fun, drunk and ready to fuck despite looking like some sandy, tannned, model I want to impregnate amazing…. Here’s Michelle Jenneke, some Junior Hurdles runner, doing a hot, funny, warm up dance and fucking killin’ it with her atleticism….. Good times…
The last time I played dress up with a Unicorn Head….I was pretty fucked up….so it is safe to say that these pics of Miley running around her house playing with her expensive things…having the time of her life cuz she’s not allowed to leave her house…a prisoner in her fame and fortune….are a product of her being stir crazy, cabin fevered, filled with boredness that is only cured with pills or any drugs and Instagram….Sounds like a pretty good life to me…. Here Are some Awesome Pics of her in Some One Piece Braless and With Wedgie FOLLOW THIS LINK
There’s something that always entertains me when a bitch puts out self-shot pics, especially when that bitch is famous and really doesn’t have to put out self-shot pics, even if her marketing team thinks it is good for business, her business is already fucking solidified and there is just no fucking need for her to be whoring out on camera, other than that she actually fucking wants to….I mean panty in car pics were all the rage a few years ago, but at least let the paparazzi take them of you so it seems accidental….this whole putting it out there yourself is good for me….but what does it say about her….oh right that she’s a whore and no one really notices….except for the millions of people who buy her records and allow her to live the good life….that includes owning iPhones and taking pics her friends back in barbados don’t all have the luxury of doing…. TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER ON A YACHT IN A BIKINI THAT THE PAPARAZZI WON’T LET ME POST FOLLOW THIS LINK
Cintia Dicker is a hot Brazilian model who is probably rocking a set of fake tits and that is why she doesn’t mind showing them off for the photographers, or maybe she doesn’t mind showing off her tits cuz she’s a models, and that’s what models do in order to get paid, and get out of Brazil so that they can live the American Dream by marrying billionaires….who knows…I just know I’ve never banged a redhead, they used to disgust me and now I want one…. and she’s the trophy redhead and that makes these pics of her all the more special for me….Keep up the good work you hot little slut.
Lake Bell is topless in bed showing off her lovely breasts for the camera and wearing a tiny thong after having some fun we think with her man beforehand. After seeing these pictures you have to admit she has some really nice tits. Continue reading →
Ashley Tisdale has a battered fucking face. My god this girl was not meant to be on TV, and the worst of it is that she’s had plastic surgery awards and has won Teen Choice babe of the year awards…in some kind of obvious scam or lie or marketing strategy because I know dudes who are prettier than her…but she’s got a tight body cuz she does work out and she’s rocking some tits, that are a good tool to distract from the obvious downfalls that she has….like her face…and here she is at the Step It Up Stomp the Yard I Belong on DVD movie premiere…because that’s the caliber event she is invited to attend….cuz bitch is falling off and I’m willing to catch her thanks to that whole no standards thing I always talk about… Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know how anyone can look at these pics of Kate Upton and not see that she is fat…or at least a fat chick in training. I’ve been saying it from the first time I saw her that an 18 year old should not be stacked like this, especially when her tits look sloppy and doughy, because it is a sure sign that the rest of her will catch up to her. She is the hot chick from High School who is no 30 and 300 fucking pounds before hitting 300 pounds…you know when still hot….and over hyped….and marketed hard….and all you idiots are buying into it… The more I look at this dumpy body pics, the more I can see her double chin but at least you love her…
Nicole Kidman, who I like to refer to as the original Tom Cruise escapee, because I guess her contract was up, but based on her face and all the work she’s had done to it, her mind never fully recovered from the Scientology and fronting that her man wasn’t a homo, despite all their adopted kids, is in Hemingway & Gellhorn and she fucks in it, and this is the clip, that I didn’t watch, because I’ve seen Nicole Kidman naked at her prime, and even that wasn’t all that awesome, so I can only assume, this is not that awesome either, but I’ll post it anyway like it was my job, even though I don’t have a job…..
Chanelle Hayes is some useless Big Brother UK contestent, who went on to become a Glamor Model and according her her WIKIPEDIA, a business woman, who I assume is in the business of showing off her saggy mom tits in photoshoots for lad mags, which makes sense becasue that’s what fucking whores do….I mean along with getting knocked up on purpose by famous Footballers (soccer players), 3 months after heated break-up that led to her trying to kill herself, that baby making vagina doubles as a fucking trap, maybe that it why these pics have some wierd light flare coming from her mom pussy, that I assumed was special effects, that I now think may just be natural…. Either way, here are her crazy, drama filled mom saggers…that remind me of a bitch I used to know, who was in the park this morning with her baby, cockteasing with her cleavage, only to get mad at me when I asked when Feeding time was….whores are all the fucking same….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Lady Gaga is one of those chicks that is always out to shock the music industry just like Madonna and here she is wearing a black see-thru outfit and thong which shows off a lot of her ass at the same time Continue reading →
