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I don’t know if Carmen Electra is being entrepreneurial and launching some kind of bikini line, because this isn’t the THE FIRST TIME IN RECENT MONTHS that she has been in these weird staged bikini shoots at her house, like it was 1998. I don’t know if it is part of her media kit she sends to clubs to book her to host parties like she wasn’ in her 40s and this was 1998…. I assume it is anything for attention cuz her self worth stems from people being interested in her it 1990s….even though it is not the 90s, but instead a 40 year old holding on as hard as she can….but I guess her tits are only 15 years old, so if you don’t look at the rest of her, it’s almost sex offending, I mean if only they weren’t buried under loose in elasticity, 40 year old skin….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kelly Brook is doughy as fuck. This is the number one problem with girls who have fat natural tits…the rest of them always end up fat too. That is why it is key to get them when they are 18 – 25, before the metabolism slows down, cuz the fat natural tits you’ll be fucking with, won’t likely be fat tits on a bitch who makes her money and strives for fame based strictly on those tits, cuz if she ladder climbing, she wouldn’t be with you, cuz you are a fucking loser nobody who can’t help her get ahead or even help her have an orgasm…. You see what I am getting at is that this doughy as fuck body in a bikini is that of a bitch who devoted her life to being famous from abortions, to skipping meals, to working out all day to book jobs to get ahead…every inch of her to her core dedicated to being hot enough to get work….where as the average busty bitch just wants to lock a man down, get knocked up, gain 50 lbs…. So take this as a warning, cuz even those who work hard at something give up – here’s the proof. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Miranda Kerr was strategically topless in a Victoria’s Secret ad that they aren’t payine me to promote, even though they should, since that is the whole fucking concept of advertising, especially when you’re an evil billion dollar company, with some of the least creative marketing strategies, cuz you know you have us by the balls with the hot girls cast alone, making me angry on so many levels, even when staring at pretty hot model ass half naked…because I know I’m being seduced by the fucking devil… Here’s the ad….
While I was sleeping in, Indian “Model, Singer and Actress” Sherlyn Chopra, who used to be called Mona Chopra, and who I can only assume has a lot of fucking fans, cuz India’s got a billion people annd a good percentage of them must be into their hot local pussy….provided they can afford computers, I saw Slumdog Millionaire, I know how it works…but not well enough to get them to all worship me, cuz being coveted in India would lead to a lot of palaces, pussy and good times… But enough about me, this Sherlyn bitch, who was in a lot of b-grade Bollywood movies, which is a funny concept, cuz I have seen some A-List Bollywood movies and they look like they are shot on VHS…..so B-grade must be some webcam shit with sound badly synced…. Not that it mattrs, because at 28, she’s decided it is time to make it in America, the tried, tested and true PLAYBOY way….only she was clever enough to tweet some nude pics to generate some buzz. Indian, smart in ore than just call centers, medicine, engineering and making food that makes me shit myself.
I wonder if Kelly Brook is pregnant again, or if she’s just getting fat, because this bitch fluxuates in weight so much, it is hard to tell, not that it matters, she is pushing 40, her metabolism has slowed down, heer biological clock is counting down fast, but her titties are still going strong…. She managed to milk them properly for all they had o offer and it worked…it got to this level of success, this low level of fame, where she’s an actual millionaire off her shit, when so many busty girls like her just get office jobs and fat….. But I’m thinking, it’s time to throw in the towel and let her belly catch up to the tits it has been trying to catch up to all these years…..She’s done all she has to do and all she’s really talened enough to do… It’s over, but I’ll still look down her shirt. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I wonder if Kelly Brook is pregnant again, or if she’s just getting fat, because this bitch fluxuates in weight so much, it is hard to tell, not that it matters, she is pushing 40, her metabolism has slowed down, heer biological clock is counting down fast, but her titties are still going strong…. She managed to milk them properly for all they had o offer and it worked…it got to this level of success, this low level of fame, where she’s an actual millionaire off her shit, when so many busty girls like her just get office jobs and fat….. But I’m thinking, it’s time to throw in the towel and let her belly catch up to the tits it has been trying to catch up to all these years…..She’s done all she has to do and all she’s really talened enough to do… It’s over, but I’ll still look down her shirt. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I guess Kim Kardashian’s genius marketing team felt she was lagging a bit on her self shot half naked pictures, even though their bigger concern should be that she is lagging in the gym and with her diet, because she’s got a black boyfriend and black guys don’t worry about those things…..because here she is taking shitty pics, strategically staged as to not make the world vomit to her shitty body, that is now in its 30s and needs to be retired, cuz the novelty of a fat ass has kinda worn off, and she’s been replaced by younger, less Armenian versions of her….but I’ll post the pic anyway, but only cuz I made a small fortune off her sex tape and feel like I owe her a thanks for the good times you fucking worthless whore…..in the form of posting her smut she posted earlier today.
I guess Kim Kardashian’s genius marketing team felt she was lagging a bit on her self shot half naked pictures, even though their bigger concern should be that she is lagging in the gym and with her diet, because she’s got a black boyfriend and black guys don’t worry about those things…..because here she is taking shitty pics, strategically staged as to not make the world vomit to her shitty body, that is now in its 30s and needs to be retired, cuz the novelty of a fat ass has kinda worn off, and she’s been replaced by younger, less Armenian versions of her….but I’ll post the pic anyway, but only cuz I made a small fortune off her sex tape and feel like I owe her a thanks for the good times you fucking worthless whore…..in the form of posting her smut she posted earlier today.
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