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For The Thirsty: Magic Mike Is Getting A Sequel!

Channing Tatum Says Magic Mike 2 Is Coming Ladies, we know you’ve been extremely pleased with Magic Mike and all of it’s glorious man cakes. Yes, we’ve heard all about it. Well, get your loins ready as Tatum has confirmed a sequel in an interview with Glamour UK. Q: How about Magic Mike 2? C: “Yes, yes and yes! We’re working on the concept now. We want to flip the script and make it bigger.” Well slap us around and call us Cinnamon. We bet this will be a smash. We have some ideas about possible titles. Try these on for size: Magic Mike 2: What That Booty Do? Magic Mike 2: The Wiener’s Circle. Magic Mike 2: Bring Dat A$$ Back We have more but they’re probably NSFW. Did you see Magic Mike? Are you pumped for a sequel?

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For The Thirsty: Magic Mike Is Getting A Sequel!

Emmy Rossum Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics

I’ve been blocked by Emmy Rossum on Facebook / Instagram and Twitter, for sending her really passionate love letters and love song lyrics that may even seem threatening if you’re not really a romantic and if you don’t believe in a passion so deep that you’d rather not be alive…not that I actually think Emmy Rossum is hot, I just talk to all girls like that, for entertainment purposes and for their vaginas, so I have no idea when these picures were taken, I just know she’s in a bikini, average at best, and someone you can waste your time on more efficiently by watching her nudity for tv…. instead of this one-piece bathing suit, hipster trash. I can’t stand this bitch.

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Emmy Rossum Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics

Emmy Rossum Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics

I’ve been blocked by Emmy Rossum on Facebook / Instagram and Twitter, for sending her really passionate love letters and love song lyrics that may even seem threatening if you’re not really a romantic and if you don’t believe in a passion so deep that you’d rather not be alive…not that I actually think Emmy Rossum is hot, I just talk to all girls like that, for entertainment purposes and for their vaginas, so I have no idea when these picures were taken, I just know she’s in a bikini, average at best, and someone you can waste your time on more efficiently by watching her nudity for tv…. instead of this one-piece bathing suit, hipster trash. I can’t stand this bitch.

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Emmy Rossum Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics

Paulina Gretsky’s Fake Brat Tits in a Bikini for Twittter of the Day

Paulina Gretsky is some athlete’s daughter who is probably raised horribly because her dad was some new money hockey star who all the puck sluts wanted to fuck…who was always on the road, too bust for his little girl….and her mom probably some “aspiring models (read: stripper)”, who bagged herself a hockey player and got to live the good life as long as she pumped out some kids, who she would raise in her stripper image, to not be fat and to get breast implants, especially if they want to keep busy and make a name for themselves on their own in the entertainment world, you know cuz you don’t get Daddy’s inheritance til he’s dead and we gotta make you learn responsibility by getting you jobs via your last name and family friends…. and that is why she’s amazing. Here she is on set of Grown Ups 2 cuz Grown Ups 1 wasn’t bad enough and Adam Sandler likes making money….rocking a bikini like it’s her job…cuz I gues it kinda is, at least she thinks it is and that’s good enough for me.

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Paulina Gretsky’s Fake Brat Tits in a Bikini for Twittter of the Day

Paulina Gretsky’s Fake Brat Tits in a Bikini for Twittter of the Day

Paulina Gretsky is some athlete’s daughter who is probably raised horribly because her dad was some new money hockey star who all the puck sluts wanted to fuck…who was always on the road, too bust for his little girl….and her mom probably some “aspiring models (read: stripper)”, who bagged herself a hockey player and got to live the good life as long as she pumped out some kids, who she would raise in her stripper image, to not be fat and to get breast implants, especially if they want to keep busy and make a name for themselves on their own in the entertainment world, you know cuz you don’t get Daddy’s inheritance til he’s dead and we gotta make you learn responsibility by getting you jobs via your last name and family friends…. and that is why she’s amazing. Here she is on set of Grown Ups 2 cuz Grown Ups 1 wasn’t bad enough and Adam Sandler likes making money….rocking a bikini like it’s her job…cuz I gues it kinda is, at least she thinks it is and that’s good enough for me.

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Paulina Gretsky’s Fake Brat Tits in a Bikini for Twittter of the Day

Karolina Kurkova’s Ass Flash on Set of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is some hotness…who was at one point humiliated on national TV during a Victoria’s Secret shoot, because the dress they fitted to her didn’t fit her anymore, cuz she had got fat….but like good old school bullying, and threats from her people and Victoria’s Secret that there’s no room for a size 27 jean in their panty catalog, she faked a thyroid issue and stopped eating shitty foods, only to bring it all back to her size 24 goodness….and let this be inspiration to you fat bitches in your size 27 jeans, it is never too late to be a size 24….and let this be a reminder to dudes to always tell chicks they are fat so they don’t get complacent or comfortable with their bodies….negative body images makes for beter sex and hotter bitches…. Here is Karolina Kurkova, amazing on set, flashing ass cuz she knows I like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karolina Kurkova’s Ass Flash on Set of the Day

Karolina Kurkova’s Ass Flash on Set of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is some hotness…who was at one point humiliated on national TV during a Victoria’s Secret shoot, because the dress they fitted to her didn’t fit her anymore, cuz she had got fat….but like good old school bullying, and threats from her people and Victoria’s Secret that there’s no room for a size 27 jean in their panty catalog, she faked a thyroid issue and stopped eating shitty foods, only to bring it all back to her size 24 goodness….and let this be inspiration to you fat bitches in your size 27 jeans, it is never too late to be a size 24….and let this be a reminder to dudes to always tell chicks they are fat so they don’t get complacent or comfortable with their bodies….negative body images makes for beter sex and hotter bitches…. Here is Karolina Kurkova, amazing on set, flashing ass cuz she knows I like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karolina Kurkova’s Ass Flash on Set of the Day

Lindsay Wixson, Sui He, Jasmine Tookes and Elza Luijendijk in Bikinis for Numero of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to fashion photoshoots since the 80s, not because I am into fashion, but because fashion into nudity in some ironic, we’re fucking artists, these are models not strippers, kind of way, that luckily doesn’t involve fat chicks, helps instill negative body images in girls, and is an all round solid multi billion dollar industry, filled with sweatshops, exploitation and most importantly, glamourous hot pussy other pussy grows up to and aspires to be…. So here are some models in bikinis….for Numero….

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Lindsay Wixson, Sui He, Jasmine Tookes and Elza Luijendijk in Bikinis for Numero of the Day

Lindsay Wixson, Sui He, Jasmine Tookes and Elza Luijendijk in Bikinis for Numero of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to fashion photoshoots since the 80s, not because I am into fashion, but because fashion into nudity in some ironic, we’re fucking artists, these are models not strippers, kind of way, that luckily doesn’t involve fat chicks, helps instill negative body images in girls, and is an all round solid multi billion dollar industry, filled with sweatshops, exploitation and most importantly, glamourous hot pussy other pussy grows up to and aspires to be…. So here are some models in bikinis….for Numero….

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Lindsay Wixson, Sui He, Jasmine Tookes and Elza Luijendijk in Bikinis for Numero of the Day

Mila Kunis Does the 60s Housewife in Elle UK of the Day

Mila Kunis would be a more believable housewife from the 1960s, you know all wholesome and well behaved, all Emily Post school of etiquette trained always ready to treat her man like her boss and manager her house the way it is supposed to be managed….if she wasn’t such a whore. You know the whole probably HIV Positive thanks to Culkin kinda throws off the authenticity of this shoot and even the fantasy of this shoot since AIDS didn’t exist in the 60s. The government hadn’t implemented population control diseases to rid the world of gays and blacks yet. The only thing realistic about this shit is that she’s old enough to be a housewife. Garbage.

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Mila Kunis Does the 60s Housewife in Elle UK of the Day