Aubrey O’Day is disgusting. I normally like fat chicks in thongs for the comedic relief alone, but I don’t find it funny when this bitch is doing it, I just find it depressing that she has to try this hard, like a little whore who isn’t so little anymore, when her body can’t support her strategy, at least not for my eyes, but then again, I’m not her black male who will fuck anything white whether it can sing or dance or hold good coversation or not target audience…. I guess I just like my whoring less strategic marketing moves, and more fit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here in this video clip from the movie Tomb Of The Werewolf Michelle Bauer is doing just that stripping fully nude and showing off her tits, ass and pussh bush on camera while kissing another naked chick. Continue reading →
I wonder how many times I can say how this bitch is probably top 10 pussy in famous pussy competition in my mind…..or how many times I can say how I’d still fuck her unprotected even though she’s a high risk for HIV being from South Africa and 80 percent of the population have the shit and you know when she was 14 and living on her plantation before becoming famous pussy in my famous pussy competition on my mind…she was filling her gaping asshole with black farm hand cock…like she was Heidi Klum because all farmers daughters coming of age do that…it’s a fact….at least they do in the romance novel I am in the process of writing so that I can escape this hell that is blogging….not that this has anything to do with me other than that it is on my site and more to do with Candice Swanepoel posting these pics to twitter like a common attention seeking teen girl in her bikini looking for attention …only a lot better paid and less illegal to jerk off to….
It’s not as though Peter O’Toole died this week when he announced his retirement from acting, but contemplating the Irish great’s absence from stage and screen alike nevertheless yields a bittersweet fog of remembrance through which our hearts and souls must now navigate. I think they call it a “hangover.” Thankfully, there is video (to say nothing of the gloriously soggy moment in time, above, when Roger Ebert and Jason Patric found themselves supporting the legend). For my money, nothing beats his epic entrance on a 1995 episode of The Late Show , where David Letterman welcomed O’Toole and a thirsty camel named Topsy to the stage in London. What happened next put Lawrence of Arabia to shame. Previously, during a drunken stint on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show , O’Toole had confessed to… another drunken stint on The Tonight Show . And who will ever forget (ahem) O’Toole’s celebrated performance as the sodden title character in Keith Waterhouses’s play Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell ? (Dialogue NSFW, though under the circumstances what could possibly go wrong with slowly turning your chair to your boss and/or any other objecting parties and woozily sputtering, “It’s Peter O’Fucking Toole . Listen!”) Here he is duetting with — and tackling, naturally — his late, lamented contemporary Richard Harris ahead of a rugby match in Ireland. It’s not quite O’Toole, but back on The Late Show in 2011, you can practically taste the sauce in Ryan Gosling’s tale of confronting the actor on Oscar night a few years earlier. And just for fun, here’s Bill Hader helping to cement O’Toole’s legacy, SNL style: Oh! And he acted in a few things en route to becoming the losingest (0-for-8, ouch) acting nominee in the history of the Academy Awards. He did, however, deliver a reasonably sober acceptance speech for the honorary Oscar he received (despite trying to refuse ) in 2003. By way of our partners at ENTV, here’s a run through O’Toole’s screen highlights. Happy retirement, Peter! We’ll send whiskey. Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
This is hot tip came in last night, but I was too busy trying to rip my eyes out of my head after seeing a horrible movie I can’t believe ever got made, then drinking my pain away, because I am easily affected by things like this…it must be my autism… Her name is Lene Nystrøm and she’s the singer from Aqua, the worst band to pollute my brain in the early 2000s and she’s in a Danish mag that only hits stores thursday and she’s going to be naked in it…because that’s what you do when you’ve fallen off….and the dude who sent it in was supposed to send in the other nudes but he hasn’t yet….but you can get a taste of her bush and implants….which may be something you’ve been waiting for since jerking off to Barbie Girl…
I have a friend who is gay for the UFC….he pretends it is about the fighting and athleticism, but I am pretty sure it is about the dude on dude grinding…I can tell by the sparkle in his eye when he talks about it….well he was pissed off that I did a post on the ESPN body issue and that I didn’t bother posting pics of Rowdy Ronda, some chick UFC fighter he wants to fuck because she’s the gateway body to homosex with his idols without going homo…or some shit…. I’m not against fit girls, if anything I prefer it to fat chicks, I have already gone over it, but there’s just something about a girl that can kick my ass while doing pull ups that threatens my number one seduction strategy…..rape. Here are the pics for my closet case UFC loving homo homeboy.
Here’s a pretty darn awesome collection of pictures tweeted by Playboy Playmate Miss July 2012, Shelby Chesnes (left). Check out the rest of her pictures here Continue reading →
GQ released some new Kate Upton pics from their hot photoshoot they did with her because GQ is milking the smartest move they’ve made in years, by getting Kate Upton to shoot in a wet t-shirt, risking their advertisers pulling cuz in America, nipples are bad, at least when on my site, in a time when print magazines are going bankrupt, but more importantly in a time when Kate Upton has a very small window of opportunity, and is at her peak but doesn’t know it, cuz she’s a fat chick in training cuz the rest of her body will catche up to her huge sloppy tits….they in a wet t-shirt like this was some college spring break party…..when guys everywhere are obsessed….It was well played and the goods continue….even if they aren’t as good since they lack nipple and really what’s a tit without nipple….
Lady Gaga is a joke. The only thing that is upsetting abou her is that she hasn’t been killed off in the movie that is our life. Sure she’s fucking useless, her career has turned sour, people have stopped caring about her pro-gay bullshit for teenage faggots who need this kind of icon, instead of a good beating to rid themselves of the inner demon that makes them want dick, her novelty act, clown antics have become boring and she’ll still make another album, people will still buy it, but in the meantime she’s out in a thong, an outfit that has got so many hookers who are hotter than this and who I want to see dressed like this arrested, but with her they let it slide, even if it is a national health risk and the real tragedy in all this is that I have actually grabbed this ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
