Front Magazine is doing things right…They are finding hot nobodies and turning them into their own celebrities….probably paying them very little…but making them get topless in the process…usually showing off some rocking fucking tits, reminding us that real celebrities are a fucking headache, especially when there are hot eager everyday chicks who want to be famous willing to a lot for exposure…..I dig it…especially when the tits involved are so abnormally huge…..and amazing….
Katy Perry is doing high fashion and it is hilarious…. This busty pop tart trash is not exploiting her busty….she’s just doing some futuristic robot shit…and looks like an idiot….trying too hard…which is kinda her thing… The only good thing about it is that her face looks better than ever….if only photoshop made masks people could wear to cover up their ugly…. The major fail in this shoot is that it isn’t topless….titties for fashion motherfuckers…..but that’s probably because Katy Perry isn’t a real model, she’s just pretending to be one, and that is unfortunate, cuz I’d like to see her topless…..but she knows she can’t show off he only thing she has going for her…the only thing authentic and mysterious that will keep people looking…..she probably also knows she has no business being in magazines….and if she doesn’t, maybe these pics will be a reminder… TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER BIG CLEAVAGE AT AN EVENT FOLLOW THIS LINK
Miley Cyrus reminds me, especially in her tight dress rockin’ a bra for a dress in public, all push up bra, totally making her tits shine in all their glory…..that 19 year old girls…or 18 year old girls who will be 19 in a two months…are worth my fucking time….you see cuz they may be stupid, friendly, inexperienced and naive….but that is what makes them amazing…I mean along with their awesome fucking bodies that haven’t turned 25 or gone south yet…and sure Miley may be hard, jaded, angry, ridiculous and her engagement proves that….spoiled and trained by Disney Execs like a hooker…but we don’t have to deal with her personality…we can just take in that young, tight metabolism….. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I hate Lana Del Rey….I don’t find her or her fucked up fake lips hot….her body is uninteresting and so are her performances…this bitch needs a fucking studio and computers to make her come across as anything worth bothering with…but she is a viral sensation, people are into it……so even if I hate it…she still exists… Luckily, I have this incredible skill called being capable of looking up any fucking skirt on stage and holding a mic like a cock, everyday pornography…..even if I can’t actual see any panty or labia….because I’m talented like that…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I hate Lana Del Rey….I don’t find her or her fucked up fake lips hot….her body is uninteresting and so are her performances…this bitch needs a fucking studio and computers to make her come across as anything worth bothering with…but she is a viral sensation, people are into it……so even if I hate it…she still exists… Luckily, I have this incredible skill called being capable of looking up any fucking skirt on stage and holding a mic like a cock, everyday pornography…..even if I can’t actual see any panty or labia….because I’m talented like that…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
(I am not allowed to post the pics) Hilary Duff brought out her full mom tits in a bikini and everyone got excited because they finally got to see Hilary Duff with big fucking tits…without realizing that the rest of her is big too…you see cuz she’s a mom and carrying baby weight….and big tits or not, bitch is ruined….but at least in her defense she’s balling hard, doesn’t need to work, or to be fit and can live a life better than most….fat or not…ravaged mom pussy or not….baby weight consipiracy or not…she’s won….so we might as well take in what she’s got to offer…. I am not allowed to post the pics cuz the paparazzi hate me…but….. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
(I am not allowed to post the pics) Hilary Duff brought out her full mom tits in a bikini and everyone got excited because they finally got to see Hilary Duff with big fucking tits…without realizing that the rest of her is big too…you see cuz she’s a mom and carrying baby weight….and big tits or not, bitch is ruined….but at least in her defense she’s balling hard, doesn’t need to work, or to be fit and can live a life better than most….fat or not…ravaged mom pussy or not….baby weight consipiracy or not…she’s won….so we might as well take in what she’s got to offer…. I am not allowed to post the pics cuz the paparazzi hate me…but….. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I love Lohan. Sure, she ignores me even though she once used to text me always and that’s ok…why would she bother texting me….I’m not Terry Richardson, or a film producer, or anyone who can help her, or that she can use for more than being a face to sit on all fucking day, or a body to stand next to to feel skinny, before realizing what she is doing to herself and that she can do so much better, helping her find her self esteem and leaving me broken and alone, even though I have no soul or emotions…..I would have stories of banging Lohan…and possibly a cold sore or two as battle wounds to prove it…. She’s fantastic. I like to tell her we are connected at the soul. I like to believe she’s making a comeback and will win an Oscar….but more importantly…I like staring at her amazing tits that are probably fake…cuz really they are her best performance….
Aubrey O’Day is the fucking worst….I watched her on Celebrity Apprentice to know that I hate her but at least she has some structure to her hustle…. She’s shooting a new video that Debbie Gibson may have produced, which is pretty fucking hurting to being with and she’s already lost my interest….which is OK cuz I lost interest in her piggy look before I even know who she was or why the paparazzi were taking pics of her…. So Diddy banged her, who fucking cares, I know three girls Diddy banged over the last decade, all were treated like shit by him, none went on to make albums with 80s has beens….all knew their place as whores… But Aubrey, Aubrey is different, she thinks she’s good, smart, pretty, talented, funny….she really is convinced she’s the whole package and I blame her dad for giving her too much positive attention…but not enough positive attention to leave her molested and confused, hating herself and asking “Why?” The only good news is that she was smart enough to use her fakers tits and squeeze her obesity into some tight outfit that made her look semi appealing, especially to darker skinned folks, like Denzel….for a bunch of Instagram photos she took for her facebook/twitter/instagram fans….social networking in it’s most basic form…doing the Tila Tequila…like this shit was Myspace…..only I was blowing up her comments, and her fans aren’t as loyal as Tila Tequila’s army …. Here are the shitty pics….
I am sure it didn’t take a genius….or that much market research to come to the conclusion that photoshopping out nipples is weird, misrepresentative of the product, and hard to jerk off to….even the Sears Catalog in the 70s had fucking nipple in it, why the fuck would we regress and go more Christian….like shit even the 1920s were more fun than our shitty conservative fucking lives and those people actually feared God and didn’t realize it was actually fucking Aliens…. Finally. I’ve been telling the idiots at Victoria’s Secret to step it up, modernize, stop playing safe, sure they never listened, but that’s only because they don’t know I exist, but I like to think that I have touched them indirectly, like I have touched so many of you and here are the pics…of Barbara Palvin….a hot fucking model…
