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Iskra Lawrence is a Flasher of the Day

I find Iskra Lawrence offensive. It’s like keep it in your damn pants girl…but I guess based on her eating habits and her body that has resulted from her eating habits…and a career that she’s created off her eating habits alone…she’s not quite one to have my will power…but instead just aggressively pushes her “fat is beauitful”…”give fat a chance” agenda on all of us…. I remember a time when naked fat chicks had their own fetish magazines for the fucking weirdos who were into that…I assume weirdos who had fat moms they wanted to fuck or who were raped as children by fat women in their lives…like the fat babysitter or the fat nanny and who were never able to get past that fetish….and sometimes they’d crack and buy a magazine or a fat woman to fuck after a night of drinking when self control was at a low.. BUT I know as a man married to a fat women, which I guess is like a racist saying “I have black friends’…or a homophobe saying “some of my best friends are cocksucking faggots”…I feel I can say fat is disgusting, it’s mushy, it’s unhealthy, it leads to diabetes and it should remain a fetish for weirdos or your last option for sex…and it should not be normalized or celebrated…and woman like Iskra Lawrence should not be seen as icons for a huge bowel movement…because anyone who knows fat chicks knows real fat chicks hate themselves too much to promote themselves and that this is some black face the fat chick version to get paid… I’ve said it before, and it’s all I got, but I am sure it’s true…every carb heavy meal she sucks down is 100 percent an attempt to get even fatter and make more noise…and not just when doing cannon balls at the public pool….

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Old man Surprise…and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Dude Grabs Ass – Gets Stabbed High Heel Struggle Biggest Banana Ever Two Girls Crash into a Car Fapping and Driving….We’ve All Been There Slutty Granny of the Day

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Old man Surprise…and Other Videos of the Day

Kendall Jenner Topless Selfie of the Day

In the single most important news, Kendall Jenner, who has more than just daddy issues thanks to her daddy becoming her mommy…but also deeper rooted issues thanks to her actual mom managing her at a young age, exploiting her, putting her on TV, and earning money off her, turning her into some kind of marketing hook, that she was able to spin into being a fashion model while the rest of the family was just gutter trash with large social media reach, but not built for fashion, more built for hip hop music videos, which I guess didn’t work against them in any fucking way….especially the RAY J music video Kim K starred in… Kendall Jenner…posted a topless fashionable instagrammy selfie…and you may or may not be excited by it…because she had the audacity to censor out her tits…rude. Here is her Kylie being a slutty teen mom

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Kendall Jenner Topless Selfie of the Day

I think he’s Wearing His Pants Wrong and Other Videos of the Day

Man Who Got Dog Stolen – Takes Out Dog Theif Man Gets Caught Filming Women Pretty Horrible Find… Dude Saving his Drone Over Water NFL Lineman Gets Tasered

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I think he’s Wearing His Pants Wrong and Other Videos of the Day

Kristen Stewart Boring Hard Nipples of the Day

Even when she’s Dyked Out…she’s boring. It’s like there is nothing this girl can do. There is not enough scissors in the sweatshop that can make anything about her seem intriguing or exciting…. I just can’t fuck with Kirsten Stewart, or her identity crisis or her coming of age story, where she really discovers herself… I just find it dull on all fronts, like her acting, she’s garbage….very expensive garbage…but garbage none the less… I also don’t really believer her lesbianism, sure she’s fucking women, but who isn’t in this generation really…I just think it’s too text book and Disney contrived to be what she feels in her soul…because she probably doesn’t even know what she feels in her soul…because actors as a general rule…have no identity and get lost in their performances, not because they are some higher brow talent, but because they are bullshit.. BUT HER NIPPLES ARE HARD…

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Amber Rose Poses Topless to Promo Slutwalk ’18

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Source: Paul Archuleta / Getty Via | HotNewHipHop Slut walk 2018 goes down this October in L.A. Last year,  Amber Rose  sent the internet into a frenzy when she posed bottomless in a IG photo, revealing her beaver & bush while announcing the SlutWalk 2017 event. The NSFW, provocative picture did its job of drawing attention to Amber’s annual slutwalk event, and following last year’s big show out & success Amber is ready to do it all over again. READ MORE  

Amber Rose Poses Topless to Promo Slutwalk ’18

Nikki Bella and Other WWE Divas in Bikinis of the Day

People fucking love the WWE…. I am sure there are a bunch of you out there who fucking love the WWE… I remember the WWE kids from my college years, not that I went to college, but I’d hang out at colleges and blend in, just to stare at girls…and they were the weirdest mix of people…from Heavy Metal looking rockers, to Italian soccer lovers, all while I couldn’t grasp the appeal of the storylines, the man on man action, and this was before women were used as clickbait… These are some of the women who are clickbait, because I guess the beauty of WWE is that it’s like TRUMP MAGA AMERICA…good old fucking 90s vibe and American values…I’ve been to at least one WWE event thanks to Heyman giving me tickets, and it was entertaining, despite being so fucking silly, but people are getting rich as fuck off this shit, from Hulk to the Rock…to CHYNA and her sex tape and it’s a cultural phenomenon…that’s trashy and good like a Cracker Barrel on Sunday Brunch after Church full America. I don’t know who the big broad is but here is her pussy flash

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Nikki Bella and Other WWE Divas in Bikinis of the Day

Selma Blair in a Bikini Erotica of the Day

What you probably don’t realize, because she hasn’t made all that much noise career-wise the last decade, is that Selma Blair, mom and star of such classic movies as Cruel Intentions, is that she’s actually 45 years old…. What you also probably didn’t realize is that these old timers, were once young sluts, that’s how they got on TV in the first place, and they KNOW the importance of whoring out to matter. They also know that as actors they must look as good as possible, and never get themselves fat…unless they are known for being fat..so she’s done a good job of that…. And I guess the bikini pics, just tie into the marketing and self promotion, a non fat woman who feels her sex appeal leaving her as she goes through menopause…really attempting to have dudes jerk off to her by sexualizing herself half naked. ..which is how I interpret this “just showing off my dive” pic we really didn’t need to ever see, but are seeing cuz she wants you to…and because clearly I’m a Selma Blair fan who likes repurposing her porn.

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Selma Blair in a Bikini Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa Nipples of the Day

Oops … I wrote a post on Charli XCX’s nipples – but turns out they are DUA LIPA’s nipples…because I am so old, disconnected, unaware of what is going on in pop culture… Just a few hours ago, a friend asked me “what’s the latest viral trend” and I said “I’m not 15, I hate social media, I don’t fucking care”…. The only viral trend I know and see is a bunch of fucking people trying to get as famous as possible doing the least amount of work they can…and seeing it working for them… Everyone is an influencer, even people producing porn, it’s where everything lives… So knowing what nipples I look at, on two fame whores, one a youtuber the other a who the fuck knows, while this one’s the youtuber..is impossible…I don’t stand a chance.. Plus I have a real life facial recognition blindness, that comes with not caring, but literally exists cuz I don’t recognize friends or my wife…due to trauma maybe…it’s like I see people I’ve known forever and I’m like “oh that’s what you look like”…it’s a condition….that I won’t use as an excuse for my terrible blogging and reporting on nipples, when I should do better…with a site like DrunkenStepfather, written by a dyslexic, you’d expect better…. I will stick to not caring, I see tits everyday, they’re tits, who cares. UPDATE IT IS Charli XCX’s nipples

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Lucy Hale Pissing in a Bikini of the Day

Lucy Hale Pissing on an Orphan was the alternate title of this masterpiece starring the big star from Pretty Little Liars who has gone onto instagram celebrity, but more interesting, a new CW show…that does not involved pissing on black midgets, that’s just what she does in her spare time. These Hollywood Types will do anything to get noticed, but more importantly, have real weird fucking fetishes, because I guess the standard fucking is too boring for their over the top – performance based – A-Personalities… WHO knows, not me…I got no answers…just the weird fucking pic.

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Lucy Hale Pissing in a Bikini of the Day