It was fake . Robber Complains That Stolen Jewelry Is Fake A Miami man was recently arrested after authorities say he robbed a man at gunpoint, took off running and returned moments later to complain that the pilfered goods were fake. NBC Miami reports: A man accused of snatching jewelry from a Miami Beach tourist then becoming angry over the quality of the merchandise was behind bars Thursday. Daniel Sion Palmer, 26, is charged with armed robbery, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving and possession of a suspended license, police said. Palmer was being held without bond Thursday. It was unknown if he has an attorney. The incident happened about 3 a.m. on South Beach, near 11th Street and Ocean Drive, when Palmer allegedly pointed a gun at a man from New York, grabbed his gold chain and then took off. Police say Palmer apparently was not satisfied with his freshly stolen jewelry, and so he approached the victim again a block away, near 10th Street, just so he could tell him the jewelry was fake. “That was a brazen move and because of that he was able to be apprehended,” Det. Ernesto Rodriguez said. The victim was able to flag police down and point out Palmer, who was now driving a Mercedes. Investigators say he sped across 8th street, then down Collins Avenue, disregarding the police officers who had turned on their lights and sirens. He then drove onto the MacArthur Causeway, and was arrested there. Erika Allgaier, visiting from Boston, wouldn’t think twice about wearing jewelry in south Florida. “You feel safe when you’re in Miami, you shouldn’t feel you should be threatened by someone or someone coming up and taking your jewelry,” Allgaier said. SMH…you…big…dummy.
Akinyele Says He Has No Income; Fired From King Of Diamonds Strip Club Rapper Akinyele Adams has filed for bankruptcy after two landlords tried to collect on the more than $22,000 in back rent he owes, Bossip has learned. The rapper, known for his 1996 hit “Put It In Your Mouth,” quietly filed for bankruptcy in Florida last month, claiming that he has no income or property, but owes $500,000 to $1 million. He said he’s so broke, that he didn’t have the money to pay the $335 bankruptcy filing fee and asked the court to waive it. But, astonishingly, Adams’ case was dismissed because he didn’t bother putting his social security number on the filing. That means the landlord of the swanky Flamingo III apartment complex can now move to sue the 43-year-old, and evict him and 26-year-old gal pal Daffini Evans from their $3,000 a month pad. The landlord, MCZ/Cetnrum Flamingo 111, says in documents challenging the bankruptcy that Adams hasn’t paid the rent in months and owes $16,000. Another landlord, Buena Hora LLC, said he owes them nearly $7,000 in rent for an apartment at the Barbizon Beach Club Condo on Ocean Drive, and hasn’t paid the $2,300 a month rent since last November. When his rap career dried up, the serial rent-dodger began managing the King Of Diamonds strip club in Miami – even saying that he owned the place . But he has cut ties with the mammary mecca, saying in his bankruptcy filing that he’s unemployed. “I was fired from my position at work without cause or reason, therefore making it virtually impossible to survive at this point,” Adams wrote in court papers. Adams may have to come up with a new way of making money. More than 30 dancers sued Adams and King Of Diamonds over claims that the club financially exploited them. We’ve reached out to Adams for comment.
Ever since Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting got married , there have been predictions that they wouldn’t last long. Most of the nay-saying was based on the fact that Kaley and Ryan only dated for a few months before they got hitched, but there were other reasons to be suspicious, as well. Back in January, Kaley won a People’s Choice award and didn’t thank Ryan in her acceptance speech. Just last week, Kaley boasted about how not pregnant she is , despite the fact that she’s been talking about her desire to start a family ever since she married Sweeting. Sure, the couple seems happy in public, but it’s not surprising that some fans and tabloids were beginning to wonder if there might not be some trouble in paradise. Fortunately, Kaley put those worries to rest with her latest Instagram post: Kaley posted the above pic to Instagram today, along with a caption reading, “We are totally getting divorced, can’t you tell??” We’re gonna go ahead and assume that she’s being sarcastic. Between the divorce rumors and the rumblings about Kaley getting a nose job , Mrs. Cuoco-Sweeting has been the topic of a surprising number of rumors lately. Fortunately, she’s skilled at putting these things to bed. Further proof that she’ll be a great mom someday! Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting Get Close! 1. Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting at the Beach View Photo Kaley and Ryan get close at a Memorial Day party. The actress and tennis star got married in December. 2. Kaley Cuoco With Ryan Sweeting View Photo Kaley and Ryan at a a party thrown by Hollywood producer Joel Silver. They’re certainly still in their honeymoon phase. 3. Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting Get Close View Photo Kaley and Ryan remind everyone they’re a couple. These two certainly aren’t afraid of the public displays of affection. 4. Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting Image View Photo Kaley and Ryan get close at a beach party. These two certainly seem to be very into each other. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting Beachside View Photo Kaley and Ryan enjoy the ocean…and each other. We’re not sure if they actually care that the ocean is even there. The End. Up Next: ” Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting Get Close! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Earlier this month, Scott Disick briefly attended rehab. Anyone who chooses to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online can understand why: the dude is very often out of control. But Disick allegedly left rehab after a very short stint, and now Life & Style claims his substance abuse problems run far deeper than alcohol. Scott Disick is ADDICTED TO COCAINE. According to the latest issue of this unreliable supermarket tabloid, that is. Moreover, the cover story says Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have split and will soon enter into a “$50 million court battle” over her fortune. The “kids are caught in the middle.” There was an “overdose” and a big “fight” and even an instance of “cheating.” In short, things between Disick and Kardashian aren’t very good at the moment, which is the only piece of this story we actually believe. There have been Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian breakup rumors running rampant around the Internet for years. The couple has three kids together, but they also have their fair shares of problems. Or Scott does, at least. Kourtney can do better. We all know this. 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims 1. Kendall and Scott Disick?!? View Photo Wait… what?!? According to this issue of Star Magazine, Kendall Jenner has been sleeping with Scott Disick. Do you believe it? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? View Photo Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems View Photo Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 4. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! View Photo Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kardashians Split! View Photo Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 6. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? View Photo Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 7. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover View Photo Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 8. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! View Photo Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 10. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover View Photo The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 11. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! View Photo Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 12. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover View Photo Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? View Photo Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 14. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! View Photo It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 15. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover View Photo Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 16. Kim Kardashian and her New Body View Photo Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Exposing the Kardashians View Photo Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 18. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover View Photo Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 19. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 20. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim View Photo Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Double Kardashian Divorce? View Photo We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 22. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story View Photo Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 23. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea View Photo Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 24. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! View Photo Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim View Photo Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 26. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story View Photo No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 27. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 28. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? View Photo Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 30. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture View Photo Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 31. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover View Photo The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 32. Khloe Kardashian: Done! View Photo Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Khloe Kardashian Cover View Photo Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 34. Kim Kardashian Weight Story View Photo Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 35. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! View Photo Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 36. Kanye West Cheating Claim View Photo Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama View Photo There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 38. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 39. Scheming Kim Kardashian? View Photo Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 40. Broke Kardashians? View Photo Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Kanye West: Gay?!? View Photo Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 42. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? View Photo You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now. 43. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Tabloid Cover View Photo Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians coming to an end? Don’t believe this nonsense. It is not. 44. Khloe Kardashian Baby News!!! View Photo Is Khloe Kardashian gonna have a baby with French Montana?!? Yes, if you believe this cover story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Kim Kardashian Wedding Nightmare View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She is apparently going through the “Wedding from Hell.” 46. Beyonce and Jay Z Divorce Cover View Photo Say it isn’t so! Are Beyonce and Jay Z really ended for a divorce?!? 47. Kim Kardashian: Wedding Disaster? View Photo Kim Kardashian was apparently “humiliated” at her own wedding. That’s too bad for the star! 48. The Revenge of Rob Kardashian? View Photo Will the Kardashians soon experience Rob’s revenge? Is he really planning a tell-all? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Kendall Jenner Tabloid Kover View Photo Kendall Jenner says SHE’S the hot one now. Tough break, Kim Kardashian. 50. Pregnant Kardashians!!! View Photo All three Kardashian sister are engaged, according to this cover. Except that, you know, they are not all pregnant. 51. Kimye Divorce! View Photo Well, they had a good run. But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have supposedly split after 58 days of marriage. 52. Kim Kardashian: Exposed! View Photo Tough break for Kim Kardashian. Her fake marriage has totally been exposed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 53. Kim Kardashian Fat Feature View Photo Yes, Kim Kardashian is fat. She apparently knows that, based on this tabloid cover. 54. Kim Kardashian: Pregnant, Dumped View Photo This is a shame. Kim Kardashian is pregnant AND she’s evidently been dumped by Kanye West. 55. Kardashian Drama! View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She isn’t part of her family any longer, apparently. 56. Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped?!? View Photo Oh no! Kourtney Kardashian has been dumped in the delivery room. If this were true, we’d feel so sorry for her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 57. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped! View Photo Oh no! Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have all been dumped by their men according to this tabloid cover. And when do tabloid cover stories ever mislead us?!? 58. Kimye Divorce Battle? View Photo Is a divorce battle really brewing between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Yes, if you somehow believe this cover of In Touch Weekly. 59. In Love with Khloe! View Photo This must be embarrassing for Kourtney Kardashian, huh? According to Life & Style, Scott Disick is in love with Khloe Kardashian. 60. Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian are having a duel wedding! Not really. But try telling that to this issue of Life & Style. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 61. Khloe Kardashian Life & Style Cover View Photo According to this issue of Life & Style, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant by French Montana. But she’s in love with Lamar Odom. That’s gotta be awkward. 62. Dumped by Kanye! View Photo Kanye West has dumped Kim Kardashian! According to this hilariously false issue of In Touch Weekly, that is. 63. Kourtney Kardashian: Was She DUMPED? View Photo Poor Kourtney Kardashian! She’s been dumped 20 days after giving birth! We’d feel badly for her if this story were true. 64. Kourtney Catches Scott!!! View Photo Kourtney Kardashian has caught Scott Disick in bed with another woman. If you choose to believe this cover story for some odd reason. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 65. Kendall Jenner Pregnant Cover View Photo For the record, Kendall Jenner is not pregnant with Scott Disick’s chid. But why should the truth stop Star Magazine from running this cover? 66. SHOCKING PROPOSAL View Photo WHOA! Scott Disick proposed to Kendall Jenner?!? Of course not. But that didn’t stop Star from printing it. 67. Kardashians Canceled?!? View Photo Has Keeping Up with the Kardashians been canceled? No. But try telling that to this tabloid cover story. 68. Cocaine Addict! View Photo Wait… is Scott Disick addicted to cocaine?!? Yes, according to this Life & Style cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Paris Hilton will never again be the A-lister that she once was, but she has been popping up in the news quite a bit in recent weeks. First, Paris’ brother, Conrad Hilton, was arrested in an international incident that would’ve landed just about anyone without a famous last name behind bars for a very long time. A few days later, Paris faked an orgasm on stage and reminded everyone of why she’s famous in the first place. With Paris apparently on some sort of comeback tour, it was only a matter of time before someone asked her about that other famous sex tape/reality star with whom she used to be BFFs. Yes, we’re talking about Farrah Abraham. Just kidding, it’s Kim Kardashian: “That’s never been true,” Paris recently said when asked about rumors that she’s jealous of her former bestie. “I’m happy for her and her beautiful family – and very proud. She’s killin’ it.” Of course, Paris also threw a bit of shade and claimed to have invented the genre that made the K-clan famous: “I think Nicole and I definitely started the whole reality TV thing,” Paris said, referring to her 2003-2007 series, The Simple Life. “It seems like the shows today are more about drama than having fun. Nicole and I were just having fun.” As usual, Paris comes off as a bit delusional here (The Real World, The Osbournes, and several other reality shows pre-date The Simple Life), but she’s right in the fact that she is one of the celebs who helped usher in the era of reality television. Kim recently wished Paris a happy birthday on Instagram, so despite the shade, there’s no bad blood between these two. Of course, Paris really has no choice but to give Kim her due these days. She’s basically just the Scottie Pippen to Kim’s big-bootied Michael Jordan. 33 Photos of Paris Hilton From When She Used To Be Famous 1. Paris Hilton Mug Shot View Photo Paris Hilton hasn’t been famous for a long time. But she hasn’t been arrested in years, either! 2. Hated Hilton View Photo Seconds before this photo was snapped, Paris Hilton was spotted alongside Brittany Flickinger. Looks like Paris was too quick for her supposed new best friend, however. 3. Paris Hilton Image View Photo Want a whiff of Fairy Dust? That’s the name of Paris Hilton’s new fragrance. 4. Hi, Paris! View Photo Paris Hilton waves to a series of adoring fans. The heiress introduced a new perfume at the event, “Fairy Dust.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Paris Presents View Photo Paris Hilton introduces her new fragrance “Fairy Dust” to various fans at the Macy’s Woodbridge Center Mall in Woodbridge, New Jersey. We can’t explain why anybody cared about this. 6. Fairy Dust Maker View Photo Paris Hilton is proud to present her new fragrance, Fairy Dust. The socialite premiered the perfume in the fall of 2008. 7. Paris Photo View Photo Poor Paris Hilton, folks. The talentless socialite says all guys use her for money and sex. Maybe if she stopped flaunting those things, she’d find Mr. Right. 8. Surprising Cleavage Alert! View Photo This just in: Paris Hilton has cleavage! Who knew?!? The talentless, law-breaking socialite is seen here, showing off her decent-sized breasts as she exits a vehicle. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Paris Hilton Nude Photo View Photo Paris Hilton is half-naked in this photo from GQ Russia. The thin socialite thinks she’s being seductive, but we think she’s just being ugly. What do you think of this pose? 10. Naked Paris Hilton View Photo A naked Paris Hilton graces the cover of GQ. Stupid GQ. That is cruelty to animals right there. Imagine how many STD tests that poor fluffy bear is gonna need after being all up on Paris Hilton naked. Sheesh. 11. Paris Hilton Pussy View Photo Paris Hilton is nicely shaved down… there. Is she in Brazil or Hawaii??? How’s it look, Paris? 12. Paris in Malibu View Photo Paris Hilton is a changed woman. Can’t you tell, by this picture of her in Malibu? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Brittany and Paris Pic View Photo Brittany Flickinger and Paris Hilton are totally Best Friends Forever. Can’t you tell, by how they are always photographed together? 14. Paris Rolls in Style View Photo Paris Hilton and BFF Brittany Flickinger arrive for an important shopping trip. 15. Paris Hilton, Pink Bentley View Photo Paris Hilton’s pink car is almost as wasteful and gnarly looking as she is. Hey, it’s only fitting. 16. Dead Serious View Photo Smile, Paris Hilton! The socialite looks less-than-happy to be at a Dolce & Gabbana store in Beverly Hills. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Very Plastic Paris View Photo As usual, Paris Hilton looks nice and plastic in this photo. It was taken from the opening of a Dolce & Gabbana store in Beverly Hills. 18. Tokyo Slut View Photo Sorry… that’s an insult to Tokyo. Paris Hilton just happened to be there. The city did not make her a slut. The slut merely went to the city in question. 19. Sad Paris View Photo Why so sad, Paris Hilton? The heiress doesn’t look pleased to be at the club Butter in celebration of her 28th birthday. 20. Paris and Aubrey View Photo Paris Hilton showed her support for Aubrey O’Day at a party thrown by Playboy in the latter’s honor. We wonder if these two said a word to each other all night. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Ready to Party View Photo Let’s go party! Paris Hilton heads out of her hotel and seeks a night club in England. Girl must get her groove on. 22. Paris Down Under View Photo Paris Hilton wears ugly sunglasses in two continents, apparently. The socialite is seen here in Australia. 23. Posing For Doug View Photo Or for the cameras that watch her every move. Say what you will about Paris Hilton, she works the celeb gossip media to her advantage. 24. Paris Gets Wet View Photo A frequent thing for her, we know. But in this case we actually mean literally, in the ocean. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Awful Looking View Photo It’s hard to determine which aspect of Paris Hilton looks more ridiculous in this photo: her headband, her eyes or her lips. 26. Still Celebrating View Photo Paris Hilton turned 28 in February of 2009. In this picture, she’s spotted at her 4th or 5th birthday party. 27. Cesspool of Disease View Photo That’s pretty much Paris Hilton for you. Girl is not clean in the medical sense. Way too many dudes have been up in that business. 28. Wet BJ View Photo Paris Hilton looks to give boyfriend Doug Reinhardt an in-water blow job. At least that’s what we assume is happening here. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Paris Underwater View Photo Paris Hilton invited a photographer underwater with her during a scuba diving trip in Hawaii. Don’t ever let this socialite complain about her lack of privacy again. 30. A Familiar Position View Photo Paris Hilton is used to crawling on all fours and being on her hands and knees in general. Sometimes even on film. 31. Paris Hilton, Dog View Photo Paris Hilton cradles a small dog. We don’t believe this is Tinkerbell, her pooch at the center of a prank call death threat scandal. 32. Paris Hilton for Guess View Photo Does Paris Hilton make you wanna buy Guess clothing? No? What a shock! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 33 Photos of Paris Hilton From When She Used To Be Famous .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Yesterday, when Amber Rose dissed Kylie Jenner in a radio interview, it set off a chain of events that may forever alter the state of relations between big-bootied celebrity social media addicts. Khloe Kardashian attacked Amber on Twitter and from there, things got seriously ugly. By the time the dust had settled, it was widely agreed that Amber had owned Khloe and emerged victorious from the brutal war of words. Never one to back down from a fight (even one she’s already lost), Khloe reportedly wants to take things to the next level and have a little sit-down with Ms. Rose. “Khloe would not stop and it took a sister intervention to put an end to the back-and-forth between her and Amber,” a source tells Radar Online. “She was so riled up about this that she wants to have some face-to-face words with Amber.” Whoa. A Twitter war is one thing, but we don’t know if we’re ready for this thing to escalate to the face-to-face level. If Amber is thinking about taking Khloe up on her invitation, we hope she brings Blac Chyna and plenty of other sexy protection. This could turn into the jiggliest rumble this side of a Jell-O wrestling match. 24 Klassic Khloe Kardashian Quotes F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think. Permalink: Eff me with a dildo! Added: July 09, 2014 1. Eff me with a dildo! View Quote F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think. My fat f-cking ass ripped the dress. Permalink: My fat f-cking ass ripped the dress. Added: July 09, 2014 2. My fat f-cking ass ripped the dress. View Quote My fat f-cking ass ripped the dress. Don’t go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you. Permalink: Shark attack warning! Added: July 09, 2014 3. Shark attack warning! View Quote Don’t go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you. I have a big vagina. I can’t control it. Permalink: I have a big vagina. I can’t control it. Added: July 09, 2014 4. I have a big vagina. I can’t control it. View Quote I have a big vagina. I can’t control it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. [On golf]: I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls. Permalink: I love black balls! Added: July 09, 2014 5. I love black balls! View Quote [On golf]: I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls. Do you even have underwear on? You are so gross! Vagina out, ass out, t*ts out. Khloe [to Kris] Permalink: You’re gross! Added: July 09, 2014 6. You’re gross! View Quote Do you even have underwear on? You are so gross! Vagina out, ass out, t*ts out. If you whore yourself out that much and have six kids, you should have a little repercussions. Permalink: Don’t be a whore. Added: July 09, 2014 7. Don’t be a whore. View Quote If you whore yourself out that much and have six kids, you should have a little repercussions. Let’s get real here. Are you bi, Bruce? Permalink: Let’s get real here. Are you bi, Bruce? Added: July 09, 2014 8. Let’s get real here. Are you bi, Bruce? View Quote Let’s get real here. Are you bi, Bruce? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples – perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life. Permalink: Obsessed with nipples! Added: July 09, 2014 9. Obsessed with nipples! View Quote I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples – perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life. My sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child. Permalink: Boob changes. Added: July 09, 2014 10. Boob changes. View Quote My sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child. What if they know how to queef on command? Permalink: What if they know how to queef on command? Added: July 09, 2014 11. What if they know how to queef on command? View Quote What if they know how to queef on command? I would say, hashtag, ‘I only like black c**k!’ That’s what I would say! Permalink: Black penis lover. Added: July 09, 2014 12. Black penis lover. View Quote I would say, hashtag, ‘I only like black c**k!’ That’s what I would say! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. [On Scott Disick]: He’s a douche lord. Permalink: He’s a douche lord. Added: July 09, 2014 13. He’s a douche lord. View Quote [On Scott Disick]: He’s a douche lord. F-ck my anal cavity! Permalink: F-ck my anal cavity! Added: July 09, 2014 14. F-ck my anal cavity! View Quote F-ck my anal cavity! Judge nothing by appearance alone. The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal its sting. Look into her eyes and see her soul. Eventually her soul will reflect and beauty you will possess. Permalink: A beautiful serpent… Added: July 09, 2014 15. A beautiful serpent… View Quote Judge nothing by appearance alone. The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal its sting. Look into her eyes and see her soul…. Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush! Permalink: Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush! Added: July 09, 2014 16. Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush! View Quote Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch. Permalink: I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch. Added: July 09, 2014 17. I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch. View Quote I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch. Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls! Permalink: Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls! Added: July 09, 2014 18. Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls! View Quote Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls! [To Kris Humphries]: Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein. Permalink: Slamming Kris Humphries. Added: July 09, 2014 19. Slamming Kris Humphries. View Quote [To Kris Humphries]: Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein. [On stepmom Ellen]: I just want to sh-t on her face! Permalink: I just want to sh-t on her face! Added: July 09, 2014 20. I just want to sh-t on her face! View Quote [On stepmom Ellen]: I just want to sh-t on her face! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them. Permalink: If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them. Added: July 09, 2014 21. If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them. View Quote If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them. Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life? Permalink: Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life? Added: July 09, 2014 22. Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life? View Quote Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life? A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big. Permalink: A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big. Added: July 09, 2014 23. A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big. View Quote A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big. The End. Did you like 24 Klassic Khloe Kardashian Quotes? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
As has been well chronicled on The Hollywood Gossip, scarcely anyone out there can let Frozen go, as covers of songs from this animated smash continue to go viral. But Steve Doocy led a discussion on Fox & Friends yesterday regarding this Disney movie that focused on a very different Frozen topic: Is it sexist? Against men?!? Fox News Argues Frozen is Sexist “From what we’ve seen, it looks like Frozen depicts men as evil and cold and bumblers,” Doocy said to Concerned Women for America president Penny Nance. “What kind of message does that send?” Nance, a Christian women’s advocacy group leader, agreed with Doocy’s sentiments. “It’s not just Disney,” Nance said. “Hollywood in general has often sent a message that men are superfluous, that they’re stupid, that they’re in the way and if they contribute anything to the family, it’s a paycheck. And that is not true, and it is not good social science.” It’s about time someone focused on the plight of men in this country, don’t you think?!? Doocy and Nance agree that Princess Elsa ( Celebrity of 2014 #6 !) is a positive role model for young women… but won’t someone consider the young men?!? “We want to raise heroes,” Nance argues. “We want to raise real men. That will stick in their families and be great dads and be great providers and great husbands.” Seriously, Hollywood. Get it together and make a superhero film that features a male lead, will ya?!? 29 Disney Easter Eggs 1. Frozen / Tangled Flynn Rider (Eugene) and Rapunzel are guests at Queen Elsa’s coronation! 2. Lady and the Tramp / 101 Dalmations Remember the All Dog Salute in 101 Dalmations when Pongy and Purdy are searching for their missing pups? Lady and the Tramp have a cameo. 3. Toy Story 3 / A Bug’s Life The children of Toy Story 3’s Sunnyside Daycare learned all about bugs, spelling Atta, the name of the queen ant in A Bug’s Life. 4. Brave / Monsters, Inc. The carving shop in Brave features an interesting image! That’s SULLY from Monsters, Inc! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Cars / The Incredibles What’s playing on the Radiator Springs Drive-In? Why, nothing else but The Incredimobiles! 6. Aladdin / Beauty and the Beast The sultan in Aladdin loves to stack his animal figurines into towers. One of those figurines is the Beast from Beauty and the Beast. 7. The Princess and the Frog / The Little Mermaid King Triton presides over a New Orleans parade in The Princess and the Frog. 8. Hercules / The Lion King There’s a slain lion in Hercules. That lion is the evil Scar from The Lion King. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Lilo and Stitch / Dumbo A stuffed Dumbo hangs out in Lilo’s easel in Lilo and Stitch. 10. Toy Story 2 / Monsters, Inc. Boo hands Sully her Jesse doll when he returns her to her room at the end of Monsters, Inc. 11. Monsters, Inc. / Finding Nemo Boo also hands Sully a stuffed Nemo, making Finding Nemo the second movie to make a cameo in Monsters, Inc. 12. Finding Nemo / Brother Bear For a tiny clown fish from the middle of the ocean, Nemo gets around! Here he is in a stream in Brother Bear. (A freshwater stream…) Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. A113 Pixar A113 can be seen in every Pixar movie. That’s the classroom number for graphic design classes at California Institute of the Arts where many of Pixar’s creators attended school. 14. Toy Story Pizza Planet Truck The Toy Story Pizza Planet delivery truck gets around. 15. Toy Story / Monsters University The Pizza Planet truck even crossed into the monster world to deliver pizza to the JOX frat party in Monstropolis. 16. Toy Story / Wall-E And then the Pizza Planet truck was abandoned on Earth for poor, sweet Wall-E to clean up. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. The Little Mermaid / Goofy One of Goofy’s adventures was becoming a mer-dog to join King Triton’s kingdom under the sea. 18. Tarzan / Beauty and the Beast Mrs. Potts and Chip served tea in Tarzan. 19. Lilo and Stitch / Mulan This one was hard to see at first glance, but Lilo’s big sister is a fan of Mulan. 20. Tangled / Every Disney Story Ever Rapunzel spends all that time in her tower cleaning, painting, brushing her hair, and reading every other Disney story ever created. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Ratatouille / Up Ratatouille crouches down when he sees the shadow of Dug from Up. 22. Aladdin / The Princess and the Frog Aladdin’s lamp makes an appearance in The Princess and the Frog. Aladdin, Jasmine, and the Genie are nowhere to be seen. 23. Brave / Toy Story There’s the Pizza Planet delivery truck again! 24. Toy Story / Cars This kid from Sunnyside Daycare is a fan of Lighting McQueen. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Toy Story / Cars (Again!) The tractor that Lighting McQueen and Mater tip in Cars is a toy at Sunnyside Daycare. 26. Toy Story / Up This little girl from Up has both a ball and Lotso Hugging Bear from Toy Story. There’s also a theory that an older version of her attends Sunnyside. 27. Toy Story / Finding Nemo A Buzz Lightyear action figure can be seen on the floor outside of a toybox in Finding Nemo. 28. Toy Story / A Bug’s Life (Again!) Mrs. Potato Head reads A Bug’s Life to the toys she has adopted as her children. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. John Ratzenberger John Ratzenberger voiced ALL of these Pixar characters, a fact made fun of at the end of Cars. The End. Did you like 29 Disney Easter Eggs? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Gwyneth Paltrow has gone makeup-free once again. The former Oscar winner, who went all natural in Montana last summer and also while gulping some water last spring , went online yesterday to reveal what she looks like before and after she puts her face on. And the transformation is rather amazing. “day-to-night. I nominate @amandadecadenet to share her most glamorous transformation. #GlamJan #sp @maxfactor,” Paltrow, who is the face of Max Factor, captioned the beauty snapshots. Will “#GlamJan” turn into the next celebrity call to action? Will a number of other famous females soon give fans some very personal looks at themselves before they hit the red carpet? As you can see below, by opening up in this manner, Paltrow has joined such other all-natural stars as Lorde, Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian and many others: 56 Stars Who Are Makeup Free and Fabulous 1. Lorde Without Makeup Lorde isn’t just wearing no makeup in this Twit pic. She’s wearing pimple cream!
Kristen Stewart and Alicia Cargile were seen enjoying a nice holiday vacation last week in Hawaii … and the two friends looked to be very, very close. During their mini-vacation, the 24-year-old actress and her close pal enjoyed the beautiful tropical weather and tossed a ball around on the beach. And held hands. Stewart wore tiny red shorts, a bikini top and barely-there blue tank top that said “Captain” as she walked along the ocean, tennis ball in hand. While Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs are going strong – much to K-Stew’s chagrin, we’re guessing – she seems more than content with Alicia. Cargile was her assistant before they became close personal friends, according to multiple reports, and the two clearly enjoy each other’s company. Kristen and Alicia are now back in L.A., where they have been in separable before and after the holidays, after celebrating the new year in Hawaii. Not surprisingly, the closeness of the two in photos taken on the beach has sparked rumors that they are more than just friends, but it’s all conjecture. Good celebrity gossip fodder, but nothing to suggest they are anything but platonic, even if most friends likely aren’t as touchy and/or feely together. Alicia actually got Kristen to smile a lot in the pics we’ve seen from their trip, BTW. If you’re at all familiar with Stewart, you know that’s no small feat. 24 Beautiful Photos of Kristen Stewart 1. Happy Birthday, Kristen Stewart! Hooray for Kristen Stewart! The actress is now 24 years old!
