If the name Vanessa Veracruz sounds familiar to you, but you’re not sure just where you know her from, do a quick search on PornHub and I have a feeling it’ll all come back to you. But in case the office or Starbucks you’re at frowns on openly watching porn in public (the prudes), here’s a few pictures of Vanessa you can safely enjoy: the Hustler Magazine August 2015 covergirl hosting some event in LA and fully (or at least mostly) clothed. So enjoy, just remember to try to keep your pants on. Trust me, it’s going to be tougher than you think. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
For those of you who don’t know…I am not a high school drop out…but I am someone who never got into Film School back in the 90s because my story was a bout a high powered exec and husband who falls takes an interest in a homeless person outside his office and eventually invites them to live with him as a charitable gesture…without realizing homeless people are crazy…only to get sucked into the homeless person life because he actually hates his upper middle class existence and in the process kills his wife, cuts her up and leaves her in garbage bags on the street corner in some drug rage…it was filled with hardcore graphic sex and good times…but in the 90s….they weren’t down…and said to myself…well I can’t make movies because I am a loser…but one day…thanks to humans being perverts…we will have mainstream movies with sex…and it’s happened a bunch of times…but this one that is at Cannes this year, which is the most intense of Film Fests…is just next fucking level…at least the movie posters are… The story of LOVE 3D according to IMDB: A sexual melodrama about a boy and a girl and another girl. It’s a love story, which celebrates sex in a joyous way. According to the Cannes festival: January the 1st, early morning. The telephone rings. Murphy wakes up next to his young wife and 2-year-old child. He listens to his voicemail: Electra’s mother, sick with worry, wants to know whether he has heard from her daughter. Electra’s been missing for a long time. She’s afraid something really bad has happened to her. Over the course of a long rainy day, Murphy finds himself alone in his apartment, reminiscing about the greatest love affair of his life, his two years with Electra. A burning passion full of promises, games, excesses and mistakes… Starring Aomi MUYOCK and Klara KRISTIN…. Featuring hipster bush, cock, and cum…it’s just a fucking win…and the direction both porn and mainstream should be taking… I’ve just divulged my secrets..good thing no one reads this site, except the guy who wrote 40 Year Old Virgin who stole some of my jokes…I bet he got into Film shcool… Here are the posters.. The post Sex in a Mainstream Movie at Cannes Has Dirty Posters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Wintour is the powerhouse everyone hates at Vogue because she’s apparently a ruthless fashionista, you know like a an angry gay man who isn’t getting enough dick in his ass…in a Woman’s body… The kind of cunt who has no time for anyone’s bullshit, because the majority of people in the fashion industry are idiots who barely make money trying to be part of the “industry”…. You know people who suck up to her as her interns in the office are probably half retarded idiot hipsters who went to fashion school, who think they’ll be the next fashion icon, when she knows she’s the reason fashion labels succeed, or exist, because her magazine is the most influential….and when you make people billionaires…you need to have a bit of an attitude… Not that anyone cares about this, but I think it was well executed…and when things are well executed…even though I hate all things…I’ll post it…even when it doesn’t have tits… If you don’t like that – Here’s Anna Kendrick and her dumb mouth showing cleavage for some fashion brand’s digital webisode…because Youtube videos are the future… The post Anna Wintour Does Late Night Comedy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am a firm supporter of the nude selfie…and girls sending me their own home grown erotica…and with that means I like the unphotoshopped look…and I like seeing bodies that probably would never be models…because the models I see bore the fuck out of me and just aren’t authentic, but rather puppets..being used to sell product…who get paid too much, which feeds their egos and makes them even more annoying to jerk off to…. So this campaign by brand called Lindex …using their staff, who are actually a kind of hot, but not model staff…is awesome and the direction all companies not scared of being sued for sexual harassment should go…because when you ask the secretary to come pose in panties in your office…you’re setting yourself up for a lawsuit…right… The post Lindex Uses Their Own Employees for Underwear Campaign of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Moms Plays Naked Twister With Teens And Has Sex With Two Of Them A Georgia mom was recently arrested after she confessed to hosting a drug filled party for her 16-year-old daughter and her friends that included naked Twister and sex with two minors. Did we mention that one of the kids was her daughter’s boyfriend???? SMH… Chronicle.Augusta reports: An Evans mother was arrested Monday accused of hosting a party with drugs and alcohol for her teenage daughter and her friends. An Augusta woman told authorities Saturday that she was recently appointed as Lehnardt’s sponsor through Alcoholics Anonymous and Lehnardt told her about a recent incident at her home, according to a Columbia County Sheriff’s Office incident report. Rachel Lynn Lehnardt, 35, was charged with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Lenhardt said her children were with their father when her 16-year-old daughter texted asking if she could have friends over “to party,” according to the report. She agreed and allowed her daughter and her friends to drink alcohol and smoke marijuana in her home. The woman said Lehnardt continued to describe the incident stating she played naked Twister with the teens and had sex with an 18-year-old and her daughter’s 16-year-old boyfriend, according to the report. The woman said Lehnardt also claimed she showed photos of herself and her boyfriend having sex and other pornographic material to her daughter. Lehnardt was released from the Columbia County Detention Center after posting a $3,200 bond, according to jailers. Wowwwwwww! This lady is sick! What do YOU think about this story???
Florida Man Impersonated Cop But Pulls Over Police Officer A Florida man is charged with falsely impersonating an officer and unlawfully using police insignia after he allegedly tried to pull over a pair of detectives. Via NBC 2 reports: John Arthur Benedict, 69, was arrested on Saturday. He had been driving a white, Ford Crown Victoria with strobe lights, a spot light and “police interceptor” markings that were “consistent with an official unmarked law enforcement patrol vehicle,” according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office incident report. The report says that the undercover detectives – one of which who was off-duty – were in an unmarked Lee County Sheriff’s Office SUV on Palm Beach Boulevard in Fort Myers when they saw a Crown Victoria behind them. They thought it was law enforcement, according to the report, which says the Crown Victoria followed them closely and then activated lights. “[The detective] who was driving pulled into the right hand lane to stop for the law enforcement officer,” the report notes. But as the detective pulled over he noticed the vehicle was actually not law enforcement and it continued to drive east into a supermarket parking lot. The detective followed the vehicle into the parking lot and made contact with Benedict – asking him if he was law enforcement, according to the redacted report that doesn’t show exactly how Benedict may have responded to them. We spoke briefly on Monday with Benedict by phone. He said he has never done this before and described the incident as a “senior moment.” The detectives detained Benedict until other law enforcement arrived. Benedict told authorities that he bought the “police interceptor” logo and installed it because he thought the vehicle was police edition, according to the report. His son and ex-wife arrived on the scene and authorities say they were told by the ex-wife that Benedict had been arrested in another state before for impersonating an officer, according to the arrest report. SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At BossipTV, everyone tries to pull their own weight. Yet and still, there is always that one who everyone knows isn’t doing JACK SQUAT. So how do those people remain on the office roster? What is it that keep them around? I don’t know, but maybe this BossipTV employee can shed some light on doing the least to get the most. Meet John Lathan. John Lathan is a 26-year-old Sales Manager. He relocated to Atlanta from San Francisco because, he says, his “scene” in San Francisco was getting too hectic. No one in the Bossip office quite understands what “scene” John was a part of in San Francisco, but they all agree he’s next in line to join the gay scene in Atlanta. He’s the ambiguously gay co-worker that flies under the radar. His desire to do the least amount of work is a source of contention in the workplace, but Sean keeps him around because he always manages to close the largest corporate advertising deals. And if you haven’t already, make sure to watch the “Diversity Training” episode of BOSSIP TV! Part 1 HERE Part 2 HERE Part 3 HERE
Carissa Bryant, 33, a sixth-grade teacher from Iowa, has been charged with public intoxication for allegedly showing up to class drunk. The Marshall County Sheriff#39;s Office says 33-year-old Carissa Bryant, of Marshalltown, was arrested Wednesday and charged with public intoxication. Police say they responded to a report from Marshalltown Community School District of a possible intoxicated teacher at Leninhan Intermediate School. Testing at Marshall County Jail showed Bryant had a blood alc
Suspect Caught By Police After Commenting On Facebook Picture An Ohio man is in custody after apparently commenting under his own online wanted photos. After the Butler County Sheriff’s Office posted photos of Andrew Dale Marcum to their Facebook page , the suspect appeared to have responded to the charges in the Facebook comments. Via ABC 7 reports: I ain’t tripping half of them don’t even know me,” wrote a Facebook user under the name Andrew Marcum, whom many are now saying is the “dumbest criminal” in Ohio. “If you could stop by the Sheriff’s Office, that’d be great,” responded the Sheriff’s office in the comments. “Hey, it doesn’t hurt to ask.” Later, the Hamilton County Police also chimed in on the discussion: “Andrew Marcum please stay in Butler County…thanks for your cooperation.” Eventually, Butler County Sheriff Richard K. Jones took to Twitter to invite Marcum to turn himself in: While it can’t be confirmed that the man is in fact suspect Andrew Dale Marcum, the account has been active for some time, with a cover photo of a tattoo with the name “Marcum” on a man’s back post in 2014. On Tuesday night, the sheriff’s office posted another message, this one noting that Marcum had turned himself in. “Andrew Dale Marcum will be off Facebook temporarily, because there is no social media access in the Butler County Jail. He’s turned himself in,” the message read. “Thanks to our Facebook and Twitter friends for helping turn up the heat.” You big dummy!!!!!
