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Khloe Kardashian’s Glitter Ass Disturbs Me of the Day

I bet black guys, on this not so white Christmas, are loving this glittery fat ass implant ass on a very large, random shade of shit colored, clown make-up, large and in charge, Kardashian, who as we all know is probably OJ Simpson’s daughter… She’s like a horrible, terrifying Christmas ornament no tree is strong enough to support, even if she has the bone structure of something that lives in the trees, or in a cave, or wherever monsters live.. I Don’t really understand why she’s doing these nude shoots, but it is safe to say she’s been working out and wants to play make-belief, like a bootleg Kim K, as the family puts a lot of importance on this behavior…and she’s been too ugly to do this kind of behavior…until now…never too late to get naked…except when you’re Khloe Kardasian, in which case…keep your pants on… The post Khloe Kardashian’s Glitter Ass Disturbs Me of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo’s On Toilet Spread Legs for Christmas of the Day

This is an interesting promo picture for whatever she’s promoting.. “There’s a party in the bathroom”….or as I prefer “there is a party in my pooper, everyone is cumming”…..because I’m a basic bitch, just not as basic as turning the “I’m taking a pee selfie”….to a shitty commercial place…literally…right…cuz it’s a shitter… Either way..attempts at being artsy, glamour, intriguing can often fail…like here…but spread legs…that takes people places… The post Jojo’s On Toilet Spread Legs for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Happy Birthday, Grumpy Cat!!!

The Internet’s most favoritest, grumpiest cat turned 1 this week. As you can imagine, it sucked. This is Grumpy Cat after all. Despite achieving more in a year than most of us could dream about in a lifetime – fame, fortune, meeting Ian Somerhalder at SXSW – Tardar Saurce remains incorrigible. One can sympathize here. Birthdays often fail to live up to expectations, even for eternal optimists. People make such a BFD about them, and for what?! Ooooh, you didn’t die in 12 whole months!? Whoop-dee-doo. Anyway, hopefully year two will eat it slightly less maybe? Happy birthday, Grumps.

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