Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE and she’s amazing… She’s a Thai superstar, which exists, because Thailand needs more than just lady boys, sex tourism, 7 year old hookers and ideal romantic settings for destination weddings… She has come to America with her insane half Asian body, and has done more than just break records with her recent Netflix movie “Jailbait” that she gets totally naked in… SCREENSHOTS HERE …. But she’s also breaking instagram with pictures like this…I mean what the fuck….this is amazing…I just got myself pregnant for mothers day.
#488951325 / gettyimages.com Scout Willis is one of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore kids who I used to make fun of, but in my old age realize are kind of awesome. I know people who are friends with them and say nothing but good things, so why hate on any girl who has big enough tits to play with, but more importantly, to flash to the paparazzi, just for the sake of flashing the paparazzi. Sure we all know nipples aren’t a big deal, most girls aren’t shy to show some nip, but it’s still nice when it happens….and really these girls all seem so well adjusted considering they belong to Demi.. I’m a fan of all that is going on here and that’s why I think we should walk through this glorious moment together for mother’s day… #488951549 / gettyimages.com #488951423 / gettyimages.com #488951549 / gettyimages.com #488951423 / gettyimages.com
#488951325 / gettyimages.com Scout Willis is one of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore kids who I used to make fun of, but in my old age realize are kind of awesome. I know people who are friends with them and say nothing but good things, so why hate on any girl who has big enough tits to play with, but more importantly, to flash to the paparazzi, just for the sake of flashing the paparazzi. Sure we all know nipples aren’t a big deal, most girls aren’t shy to show some nip, but it’s still nice when it happens….and really these girls all seem so well adjusted considering they belong to Demi.. I’m a fan of all that is going on here and that’s why I think we should walk through this glorious moment together for mother’s day… #488951549 / gettyimages.com #488951423 / gettyimages.com #488951549 / gettyimages.com #488951423 / gettyimages.com
No wonder Will and Jada haven’t aged… According to one British psychologist, lots of sex can keep you looking seven years younger than your actual age! Via NYDailyNews reports : Sex is the fountain of youth. So says a British psychologist, who claims that people who get lots of action looked anywhere from five to seven years younger than those who don’t. “My message is that lovemaking is good,” Dr. David Weeks told the British Psychological Society. Former head of old age psychology at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, Weeks said he spent a decade prying into the private lives of thousands of men and women of all ages. Weeks found that sexual pleasure is a “crucial factor” in preserving youth. How? Lovemaking releases the human growth hormone, which helps keep the skin elastic and thus less likely to wrinkle, he said. Sex also released endorphins, which are the body’s feel-good chemicals and natural painkillers that ease anxiety and make it easier to sleep, Weeks added. Nookie boosts blood circulation, which is good for that heart and gives skin that healthy glow, the good doctor said. Finally, sex burns fat and releases other chemicals that bolster the immune system, he said. Weeks, who is himself a youthful-looking 59-years-old, said getting it on is especially good for geezers. “Sexuality is definitely not the prerogative of younger people and nor should it be,” he said. “Sexual satisfaction is a major contributor to quality of life.” Well folks, you heard the man, time to go get to chopping!
Don’t lose faith just yet, Hermione Granger fans– now that Emma Watson has reached the ripe, fully ogle-able old age of 22, she says that she’s open to onscreen nudity: “’ I’ve been saying since I was 16 that if it’s the right role and important for character development and the story, then of course I’ll do it, ” Emma tells the UK’s Hello! Magazine about stripping down on screen. In what’s become practically a rite of passage for hot Hollywood starlets, recent rumors have tied (heh) Emma to the role of budding bondage freak Anastasia in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. And while Emma and her reps flat-out deny that she’s attached to the film, she says the attention is still flattering: ” It’s very exciting that people are starting to see me in a different way…It means that they’re allowing me the space to grow and develop and reincarnate myself , ” Emma tells Hello! Hey, that’s better than ” ewwww, NO ” right? Here’s hoping we get a glimpse inside Emma’s Chamber of Secrets soon! See more former child stars all grown up (and out) in our Childhood Actresses Grown Up playlist right here at MrSkin.com!
The Voice cut four out of these 12 hopefuls last night in its ever-confusing elimination process, but its first-ever live results show was lightning quick and first-rate. Three members out of six each from Team Blake and Team Christina were voted through to the next round by America. Who were the lucky contestants? Team Blake: Erin Willett, Jermaine Paul, and RaeLynn. Team Christina: Jesse Campbell, Lindsey Pavao, and Chris Mann. But wait, there’s one more spot up for grabs on each squad, and the singers had to do their thing again to vie for it! So who moved on and who’s done? From Team Blake, Naia Kete sang “If I Were a Boy,” Charlotte Sometimes then turned in a rendition of “Iris,” and Jordis Unga finished with “Wild Horses.”
The Real Housewives of Orange County took last week off, but are back this week and ready to get dirty. Let’s find out how Vicki and Co. are doing in THG’s +/- recap! Heather and Terry head to David August so Terry can get a wardrobe makeover. According to her, Terry “is not a suit guy” and “has the style of a doctor” meaning scrubs and clogs. I’d like to point out that his status as a doctor is what’s allowing this little indulgence. For three suits and a couple of sports coats? $40,000 to $50,000. Add on the “accessories” and we’re adding another $10,000 to $15,000. They’re spending more on a partial wardrobe than teachers make in a year. Minus 30 . Tamra and Eddie hit the gym. Tamra says she was insecure with her body in her previous marriage but working out has definitely given her something to work toward during her divorce. Tamra thinks she wants to open a fitness studio. Perhaps Heather’s entrepreneurial ways are rubbing off on Tamra. A word of advice, Tamra: If you go into this with anyone else, get a contract! Vicki would be proud. Talk of Tamra’s breast reduction surfaces when Eddie says “If you go through with this…” Tamra says she’s already scheduled her surgery date and she’ll be out of commission for at least five days. Eddie’s totally supportive, probably because she’s not having anything done to her derriere. Something tells me Eddie’s all about the A. Plus 5 for the happy couple. Vicki’s daughter Briana is recovering from her recent thyroidectomy. Briana calls to tell Vicki that the pathology is back and it’s not cancer! Plus 15 . Vicki immediately calls Tamra to tell her the good news. Meanwhile, back at Chateau Heather, Tamra stops in for a workout. Tamra can’t seem to understand why Heather wants a different house. Neither can I, for that matter. Tamra and Eddie are doing a charity mud run and Tamra invites Heather and Terry to join them. Heather agrees. Then Tamra says that Gretchen and Slade will also be attending and that Tamra invited Slade because he and Gretchen are a package deal. Plus 5 for playing nice, Tamra. Tamra thinks that maybe she and Slade got off on the wrong foot, which causes Heather to wonder aloud if that’s what happened with she and Alexis. Tamra’s immediate response is “No, Alexis is an idiot.” And here I thought we were playing nice, Tamra. Minus 5 . Alexis won’t be at the mud run, of course, because she’s still recovering from her “sinus surgery.” Gretchen finally stops in to see Alexis post-surgery. Alexis is in a full flu mask like she’s come down with the plague. And it’s day 5 after her surgery. How long does she have to be bedridden? Minus 5 for milking this. Alexis decides to show Gretchen the pictures of the gross the doctor removed from her sinuses. Which means WE had to see the pictures again. Minus 5 because I NEVER WANT TO SEE THOSE PICTURES AGAIN. Alexis’ plan for post-recuperation is to invite Tamra out to lunch to ask Tamra why she’s so mean to her all the time which only puts Gretchen more in the middle than she already is. Vicki’s getting clothes together for a charity called “Working Wardrobes” and Tamra stops by. Don’s clothes are still in Don’s closet. Vicki says her house is too quiet and she doesn’t like it. She likes to have a man in her life. No, really? We had no idea, Vicki. Brooks sends Vicki three to four cards A DAY. That’s dedication, y’all. Or a deep desire to get into her…uh…pocketbook. Plus 5 for Brooks. It’s the morning of the mud run and Slade tells Gretchen that in order to keep the mud from sucking his shoes off, he’s put holes into the bottom of his shoes. But not Gretchen’s. Minus 5 , Slade. Heather and Terry have named themselves “Fancy Pants” and “Dr. 92660.” Gretchen and Slade are “Naked Waitress” and “Comic” respectively. Yes, Slade is still milking this comedian thing for all it’s worth. Tamra, Eddie, and Tamra’s son Ryan are “Cougar,“ “Boy Toy,” and “Big Boy.” Heather says she hopes this is “mud run light!” Miss Priss is scared of getting dirty. But I’m giving her credit for going through with this. Plus 10 . Gretchen thinks she’s sprained her ankle and has her Pussycat Dolls audition coming up. She and Slade are out of the run but plan to meet up with everyone later at the bar. I guess Slade stopping the mud run makes up for his not drilling holes in Gretchen’s shoes. Plus 5 . Alexis is having her nose cast removed and with the way she’s carrying on, I’m beginning to wonder how she ever made it through pregnancy and childbirth, even with heavy doses of drugs. Minus 5 for the carrying on. Plus 5 , however, for the pretty new nose. Back at the mud run, we’ve got another injury. Eddie thinks he’s broken his finger. Thankfully, Terry’s a doctor. He just snaps that finger right back into place and then they’re all off to the finish line. Plus 5 . Heather is totally rocking the mud run. She’s getting down and dirty with the best of them and says that this is easy compared to her daily life because this mud doesn’t stink the way her children’s diapers do. I’d definitely prefer a mud run to dirty diaper duty. Plus 5 for being a trooper, Heather. Then Tamra calls herself “a boy with a vagina.” That’s how much she’s loving the mud run. In case we didn’t already know she’s loving this. After everyone’s all cleaned up and bandaged, the mud running maniacs meet up for some grub. Eddie and Slade bond over bike riding and Tamra’s first question for Slade is “have you ever been hit”? Slade says “yes, I have.” And then Tamra starts showing off Eddie’s bike-riding battle scars. It’s the weirdest one-upping I’ve seen. In the one-on-one, it’s clear that Tamra’s never going to accept Slade, and she’s especially not going to accept Slade for Gretchen, even if Slade makes Gretchen happy. Brooks is in town, so he and Vicki head out for dinner at a seafood place that doesn’t serve catfish. Or any other bottom feeders. Which means Brooks should maybe dine elsewhere. Vicki calls Brooks an “entrepreneur” which is almost as vague a term as “consultant,” which she also calls him. He can work from anywhere. So why then does he continue to work from Mississippi and only see Vicki twice a month? Brooks says that he may only be here physically part of the time, but mentally he’s in California all the time. He tells Vicki he loves her and she starts crying and talking about how her love tank was empty two or three years ago. And then she says she misses her Daddy. Then Brooks asks her to kiss him across the table and she keeps saying, repeatedly, that she doesn’t like PDA. I am so confused right now. Minus 10 . Brooks and Vicki creep me out. It’s the next day and Tamra’s on the way to sign her divorce papers. She calls Eddie on the way to the lawyer’s office and Eddie says they’ll have to go out and celebrate her freedom. Tamra sits down in the conference room alone and starts to cry. She feels like she’s let her kids down and split her family up. I feel kind of bad for her right now. Tamra’s decided to waive spousal support. The only thing she wants from Simon is her kids. Plus 5 for deciding to go your own way, Tamra. You can do this. EPISODE TOTAL: EVEN! SEASON TOTAL: -40! Next week we’ll see Alexis on camera again and Gretchen will audition for the Pussycat Dolls. Tarma’s going under the knife and Vicki’s getting into another heated argument.
Hilary Duff Tweeted a photo of her baby this week, and boy, that little guy is the spitting image of his cute mama – even at the ripe old age of two weeks! In the pic, young Luca stares into the camera with bright blue eyes, wrapped in a starry blanket and looking mesmerized by the world he’s just entered. All together now … AWW! Hilary and husband Mike Comrie, an NHL player, welcomed Luca March 20. Just a week and a half after giving birth, the 24-year-old singer/actress was spotted at the gym, where one fan praised her for looking so good already. Duff quipped with a tweet: “You should’ve seen what I looked like last week. eek surprised I still have a husband! It was time to throw them heels on;) guurl” That about sums it up. New mom life in a nutshell.
Brown tweeted that the song will drop ‘at the top of the NEW YEAR!!!’ By Jocelyn Vena Justin Bieber Photo: Jeffrey Ufberg/ Getty Images Justin Bieber has never shied away from a good collaboration. At the ripe old age of 16, the singer has worked with everyone from Sean Kingston and Ludacris to Kanye West and Raekwon. Now it looks like he has found a new collaborator: Chris Brown tweeted that he and the Biebs plan to drop a joint song this weekend. It’s unclear whose album the song is for, but Brown seemed enthusiastic about the collabo. “ME and @justinbieber got a BANGER/SMASH record for all the fans out there at the top of the NEW YEAR!!!” Brown teased. “2011.” Bieber had hinted at a possible collabo with Brown back in October on his Twitter , sharing a thinly veiled message with his fans about a duet with the “Deuces” singer. “Kinda hyped rt now. for a new single teamed up with one of my friends and an artist I used to sing covers of on youtube. BIG RECORD. SMASH!!” He then tweeted a video of himself covering Brown’s “With You.” After Brown’s assault of then-girlfriend Rihanna, the singer hit a personal and professional low. But he seems to be making his way back into the spotlight, with Keri Hilson co-signing his return . “People are already putting [Brown] back in their good graces, ’cause they see his remorse,” Hilson told MTV News. “And I know people are saying, ‘Is he really a man? You have him on your album.’ I mean, yeah. To me, a man is someone, you don’t go backwards in life. You learn from your mistakes, and you don’t do it again. You show remorse, and you move on. You move forward onto bigger and better things. That’s a man trait.” Meanwhile, Bieber has been busy working on new music. MTV News recently caught up with him while he was hanging with Diddy in the studio , and both he and Rascal Flatts frontman Gary LeVox have confirmed that they’re working on new music together for the pop star’s 2011 album. What do you think of a Bieber/Brown team-up? Share your thoughts in the comments! Related Videos Justin Bieber Hangs In Diddy’s Studio Related Photos Justin Bieber Takes Over The Bodies Of Other Teen Idols
