There’s little gray area when it comes to Russell Brand doing anything live. Reactions to the zany British comedian’s bizarre appearance at the 2012 Olympics closing ceremony were probably either “OMG this is awesomely weird” or “Who let Russell Brand sing?!” … with little or no middle ground. His home country crowd seemed more in the former camp, in any case:
Well, if you’re one of the few people who opted out of Olympics coverage, let us tell you: YOU. MISSED. OUT. At almost any given time of the Olympics, especially during this past week with the focus on track and field, there was some type of eye candy flashing across the screen. We’re talking about cuties from every country, in every flavor, matching almost everyone’s taste. Let’s see what we found… Read the rest at MadameNoire.com
The London Olympics may be winding down, but this has been a games rich with intrigue and suspense. As the slightly more private intrigue and suspense taking place in the athlete’s village heats up, it’s time to look back at some of the athletic — and cinematic — achievements that wowed us these past weeks. For some of these moments, a 10-minute Bob Costas TV segment simply isn’t enough — only a feature film will do! With that in mind, here are five Olympics 2012 stories that, with a little positioning from Hollywood’s ace screen (re)writers, could become the next big popcorn blockbuster. [Previously: London ’12 hopefuls whose life stories would make great biopics .] 5. Usain Bolt: The Faster He Runs After Bolt’s Jamaican training partner Yohan Blake bested him in the 100m and 200m sprints at their country’s Olympic trials in July. he arrived in London beneath a cloud of speculation that he’d passed his prime. But the naysayers ended up eating Bolt’s dust when, hilarious histrionics in hand, he coasted to a second gold medal in the 100m. Blake took the silver. The Pitch: No one in Hollywood wants to see people run — unless, of course, they are running away from other people. With guns! The obvious answer is a crime thriller — reminiscent of Perry Henzel’s 1972 Reggae-soaked classic, The Harder They Come , which starred Jamaican music great Jimmy Cliff. The plot would center around a heist in which two competitive but ultimately friendly partners steal all the island’s gold and silver, but leave the bronze behind for the Americans as a consolation prize. The Stars: Bolt is too big of a personality for any actor to get right. He’s also the kind of head-turning personality that would put asses in seats. He should play himself, and Jamie Foxx could do justice to Blake. As for a love interest, how about Beyonce in the role of women’s 100m gold medal winner, Jamaica’s Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce? The Director: Roger Donaldson ( The Bank Job ) 4. Missy Franklin: Step Up 4 Gold There was plenty of buzz surrounding the 17-year-old sweetheart from Colorado, and Franklin did not disappoint. Winning four gold medals (100m Back, 200m Back, 4x200m Free, 4x100m Medley), one bronze (4x100m Free), and setting the world record in the 200m Back, only Michael Phelps had more success in the London pool. (He matched Missy’s four golds while also taking home two silvers.). Franklin’s winning personality also scored big points and cemented her role as one of America’s new favorite Olympians. Beginning with that infectious “Call Me Maybe” video and continuing through her victory-lap interview with Costas — where she drolly remarked that she and her fellow swimmers hadn’t had any fun at all — Missy and her enormous smile stole our national heart. The Pitch: Think teen dance movie where Missy and her swimmer pals have to team up to save the community swim center from an Australian real estate developer. Throw in a few dance numbers and you’ve got a hit. The Stars: Emma Stone’s megawatt smile can almost do justice to Missy’s big ol’ grin. Chris O’Dowd should play the Aussie developer because he’s everywhere right now. And, of course, an obvious cameo by Missy Franklin fan Justin Bieber would round things out nicely. The Director: Jon M. Chu ( Step Up 2: The Streets , Step Up 3D ) 3. Women’s Doubles Badminton Scandal: The Disqualified In one of the 2012 Games darker moments, boos rang out in London when two sets of Women’s Doubles Badminton teams deliberately attempted to lose their matches. They were looking to exploit a loop hole in the tournament’s round-robin format that allowed the lower-placed team to face an easier opponent. It might have worked, too, if only the two South Korean teams, the Chinese team, and the Indonesian team were any good at losing. Instead, they made a mockery of the Olympic spirit, and the Badminton World Federation tossed all four squads from the tourney — a draconian but ultimately proper punishment. The Pitch: As funny as this bizarre Olympic episode was to watch, no one can take more than a few minutes of such pathetic play at a time. So it makes sense that this story be told in flashback, through the thrilling guise of a courtroom drama. A plucky young prosecutor going head to head with a brilliant defense attorney who has been spending more time hitting the bottle than the law books could keep the audience in suspense all the way to the, um, verdict. Throw in an action-packed subplot involving shuttlecocks — with high intensity cutaways in the third act — and a box-office winner (about purposely losing) could be born. The Stars: Amy Adams as the plucky prosecutor alongside Matthew McConaughey as the down on his luck defenseman could help bring in the female audience as well. The Director: Alexander Payne ( The Descendants ) 2. The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team’s Defeat of Canada: Up…And In! In what’s being called the most incredible head-to-head team event of these Olympic games, the USA women’s soccer team fell behind three times to Canada, only to emerge victorious in overtime. A stoppage time header by young superstar Alex Morgan just barely sailed over the outstretched fingers of Canadian goal keeper Erin McLeod to win the match for the US and save the team from a decisive penalty shoot out (which cost them the World Cup against Japan last summer). On Thursday, the U.S. women got their rematch with Japan and payback with a gold-medal win. The Pitch: As most soccer fans know, it’s really tough to get Americans to go to a soccer movie. (We’re still waiting for a worthy third entry in the Goal series; that travesty they named Goal 3 does not count). As a result, we’re going to have to think outside the box on this one. Since movie audiences do seem eager to watch cute animated talking animals do just about anything, Pixar should get on board to make the first CGI animated Olympic movie. The Chinese could be portrayed as pandas, the Japanese as tanukis, the Canadians as moose and, well, the Americans would all be foxes. The Stars: An impressive array of young female voice actors from Vanessa Hudgens to Mila Kunis. Of course John Ratzenberger would have a part as the stodgy old groundskeeper. Let’s make him a walrus. The Director: Pete Docter ( Up ) 1. Archery Emerges As A Crowd Pleaser Quiver Every Olympics, one fringe sports transcends its fringe-iness. In Vancouver, it was curling. In London, archery kicked it up a notch. After the US men’s team defeated the favorite South Koreans in a wild semifinal, they eventually took silver on a final-arrow bullseye by the Italians. Given that the sport’s Olympic rise parallels its popularity in Hollywood with the recent archery mania in Hollywood — The Hunger Games , Brave , Hawkeye in The Avengers and, heck, even Moonrise Kingdom — and chances are this one’s getting greenlit. The Pitch: London has been the setting for plenty disaster actioners ( 28 Days Later , Doomsday , Attack the Block ), so why not one more? In this movie, a bio-weapon targeting the Olympic Village could turn all the athletes into bloodthirsty (and particularly fit) zombies. Relegated to their distant location at Lord’s, the archers find themselves the only athletes unaffected and must use those crazy teched-out bows to bring the zombie invasion to its knees. Bullseye! The Stars: Jennifer Lawrence and Jeremy Renner are the natural choices to lead the hero archers. The zombies could be a veritable who’s-who of athletes turned actors, from Gina Carano and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to Bruce Jenner and Bob Uecker. The Director: Danny Boyle ( 28 Days Later ) …Wait! We can’t stop there! Here is one bonus pitch, sure to be the biggest blockbuster of Summer 2014! The U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team: The Fab Five With three gold medals, (Gabby Douglas’s All-Around, Aly Raisman’s Floor Exercise, and the Team All-Around), one silver (McKayla Maroney’s Vault), and one bronze (Aly Raisman’s Balance Beam), the U.S. women’s gymnastic team’s Fab Five will be hailed for generations to come. But the competition wasn’t without controversy. A new rule kept World Champion Jordyn Wieber out of the All-Around while an obscure tie-break rule cost Aly a bronze in the same competition. She got her retribution in the end when the team appealed her score in the Balance Beam, won the appeal, and was given a tie score for third. This time the tie-breaker worked in her favor and Aly took the medal. The Pitch: With the success of The Avengers and buzz over an upcoming Justice League , team superhero movies are all the rage. So what could be more fitting than the Fab Five putting aside their differences and defeating those pesky Russians? Then, after the Russian are vanquished, the real enemy emerges: evil gymnastics judges! The Stars: Keke Palmer as Gabby, Shailene Woodley as Jordyn, Raquel Castro as Aly, Liana Liberato as McKayla, and Jodelle Ferland as Kyla Ross. ABC Family, here we come! The Director: Kathryn Bigelow ( The Hurt Locker ) Ryland Aldrich is an admitted Olympics addict averaging 17 hours of daily viewing. After the games wrap up Sunday, he’ll go back to his normal life as Festivals Editor at Twitch , counting down the (542) days to Sochi 2014. You can read his film festival coverage at Twitch and follow him on Twitter @RylandAldrich .
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Sure, he adapted the Bourne series, Stephen King’s Dolores Claiborne , 2009’s State of Play , and earned Oscar nods for writing and directing his own politically-tinged thriller, Michael Clayton – but any chat with The Bourne Legacy co-writer/director Tony Gilroy would be remiss without discussing his very first screenplay, amirite ? So without further ado, take a triple lutz down memory lane with Movieline and Gilroy as he recalls the joy of seeing his first produced script come to life. That’s right, lovers of Olympian sports sagas and ‘90s-era romance: we’re taking Gilroy back to The Cutting Edge . Gilroy earned his first credit with the 1992 romantic dramedy, about a high maintenance figure skater (Moira Kelly) and an ex-hockey star (D.B. Sweeney) who reluctantly pair up to compete in the XVI Olympic Winter Games. Despite underperforming at the box office, The Cutting Edge was a ‘90s staple that went on to enjoy a popular home video/cable afterlife, like so many films of the decade; the opposites-attract Taming of the Shrew -on-ice set-up proved so rich that ABC Family resurrected the brand 14 years later, spawning three more sequels, and was memorably spoofed in the Will Ferrell vehicle Blades of Glory . For most fans, the phrase “toe pick” vividly conjures the feisty chemistry between Kelly’s Kate Moseley and Sweeney’s Doug Dorsey. And though he subsequently launched full-bore into more heady, decidedly Tony Gilroy-esque terrain (2009’s Duplicity , perhaps, comes closest), Gilroy lit up when we brought up arguably his most cherished early work. So, we’ve got to talk about The Cutting Edge , a movie I loved and watched more times over than I can recall. Tony Gilroy: [Laughing] Were you a skater? No, but I was a girl! Gilroy: And there’s only one kiss in there! Talk about a chaste movie. All they get is one kiss at the end, in public. From that to this…? I can still say “toe pick” and people know exactly what I’m talking about. Gilroy: [Laughs] You’re making my day. How did you go from an Olympics-themed skating romance to the politically-charged, character-driven complex dramas you went on to write and direct? Do you see any throughline there? Gilroy: So many scripts! I always like to do something different, but I don’t know – it’s always the same, it’s always what’s right for the idea of the movie. What possessed you to write a movie like this in the first place? I’d written some very serious scripts before that, and I was so desperate to get a movie made that when I sat down with [producer] Robert Cort and he said, “You wrote this other movie and it’s this Preston Sturgess-esque kind of movie and I like the relationship between the two people, they’re always bickering — and I want to do a skating movie. Because every seven years there has to be a skating movie, and we’re due.” I go, “A skating movie? Well, if I write this, will you get it made? Because I’m tired of writing movies that don’t get made.” He was in a really powerful position at Interscope and he’s a great guy. He said, “If you write this, I’m going to make this movie.” So I poured myself into it and did everything I could not to get fired and stay on, and it was tremendous fun. Do you remember it fondly? Oh my god, yes. Visiting the first production office where your movie’s going, and walking in realizing there are 60, 80 people going to work because you sat in a room… it’s just the coolest. Stay tuned for the full Movieline interview with Tony Gilroy. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
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Has your Olympic fever broken yet? As long as we’ve got sights like Ukranian synchronized swimmers Daria Iushko and Kseniya Sydorenko planting a smooch on each others’ lips (which, apparently, was not part of their routine and is not common in Ukraine , confusing judges and stirring up all sorts of speculation about the girls’ relationship) we’ll continue to burn up…in our pants, of course. Speaking of Olympic heat, we’re near the end of Mr. Skin’s Inaugural Skinlympics , and this is your last chance to vote on your favorite nude athletes and WIN an iPad and other awesome prizes. So don’t delay- VOTE NOW!