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Call 911, It’s Nina Agdal

Used to be, it seems like we’d get a new, crazy hot Nina Agdal photoshoot at least once or twice a week, but these days, we’ve gone so long without any new ones that it’s borderline criminal. Not to worry though, because lucky for us, I found these, and just in time too. Apparently calling 911 is “for emergencies only,” and the cops and I have wildly different opinions about what constitutes an “emergency.” » view all 20 photos

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Meet Hottie Rosie Tupper

It’s not too often that I fall in love with a hot no-name model at first sight, it only happens maybe once or twice a week, but after this shoot from Rosie Tupper , I think we can officially add another one to my list. I don’t know too much about Rosie besides the fact that she’s from Australia and that we were meant for one another, but she kind of reminds me of my crush Katrina Bowden , only not as famous. Which means I might actually have a shot with her. OK, stop laughing. I haven’t gotten to the punchline yet.

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KIRSTEN DUNST Brings in the Spring in Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Fashion really is so ironic and high concept art, because here they are using Kirsten Dunst, who is not a fresh face, and if anything, has seen much better days, years, even decades…she’s old, tired, washed up…she’s been eaten up and spat out by the entertainment industry many times, leading to rehab at least once or twice, and for some reason, never to an orthodontist..as part of their floral, bright, inspiring, spring look…I guess they tried to get Amy Winehouse, someone of equal relevance, but the cemetery she’s buried at denied permission to dig her up, so they went with a living dead instead of a dead dead…

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KIRSTEN DUNST Brings in the Spring in Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Obama on Between Two Ferns of the Day

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: President Barack Obama from President Barack Obama I didn’t watch this because I am not American and don’t really care that Obama was on the Zach Galfinakis show. I do know that it’s gone viral, obviously, and is probably going to be the biggest day for FunnyOrDie, a website that hates me and that has had their VP of Marketing tell me to fuck off at least once or twice 4 or 5 years ago, but I have a hard time letting go… I do know that the Obama haters will hate this, a President doing a viral video skit, how is that appropriate…but motherfucker’s it’s a new era and the only way to communicate with people is through viral videos. Either way, this is the FunnyorDie Peak…and I am only posting it because it means it is all downhill from here for these assholes….

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"Boyfriend" (Justin Bieber Cover) – Issues (SCREAMO) Punk Goes Pop

PUNK GOES POP!!! Boyfriend by Issues Cover!!! Buy off Itunes, the rest of the album is just as good!! This song does curse once or twice in the end. Will make sure there will be none in the future. TAGS: “boyfriend” “justin bieber” “boyfriend justin bieber” “justin bieber boyfriend” “issues… http://www.youtube.com/v/5f2TiBsHeIM?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Link: “Boyfriend” (Justin Bieber Cover) – Issues (SCREAMO) Punk Goes Pop

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"Boyfriend" (Justin Bieber Cover) – Issues (SCREAMO) Punk Goes Pop

Eniko Mihalik Awesome Model Tits for Document Journal of the Day

You’d think we’d get bored of ENIKO MIHALIK you know always taking her high fashion body and posing naked with it…I mean how many times can we see her amazing tits in amazing places doing amazing things in amazing pictures shot by amazing photographers… In a….I mean once or twice…but her nudity catalog is deep and has been going on for years…and it’s just so draining to look at this…Again with the nudity Eniko…you one trick pony…I mean really…. But we don’t get bored….because naked pics…even when seen the 1000th time still inspire erections…. If anything, her nudity is the only reason I want to have her babies…dripping off my face.

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Eniko Mihalik Awesome Model Tits for Document Journal of the Day

Eniko Mihalik Awesome Model Tits for Document Journal of the Day

You’d think we’d get bored of ENIKO MIHALIK you know always taking her high fashion body and posing naked with it…I mean how many times can we see her amazing tits in amazing places doing amazing things in amazing pictures shot by amazing photographers… In a….I mean once or twice…but her nudity catalog is deep and has been going on for years…and it’s just so draining to look at this…Again with the nudity Eniko…you one trick pony…I mean really…. But we don’t get bored….because naked pics…even when seen the 1000th time still inspire erections…. If anything, her nudity is the only reason I want to have her babies…dripping off my face.

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Eniko Mihalik Awesome Model Tits for Document Journal of the Day

Eniko Mihalik Awesome Model Tits for Document Journal of the Day

You’d think we’d get bored of ENIKO MIHALIK you know always taking her high fashion body and posing naked with it…I mean how many times can we see her amazing tits in amazing places doing amazing things in amazing pictures shot by amazing photographers… In a….I mean once or twice…but her nudity catalog is deep and has been going on for years…and it’s just so draining to look at this…Again with the nudity Eniko…you one trick pony…I mean really…. But we don’t get bored….because naked pics…even when seen the 1000th time still inspire erections…. If anything, her nudity is the only reason I want to have her babies…dripping off my face.

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Eniko Mihalik Awesome Model Tits for Document Journal of the Day

Eniko Mihalik Awesome Model Tits for Document Journal of the Day

You’d think we’d get bored of ENIKO MIHALIK you know always taking her high fashion body and posing naked with it…I mean how many times can we see her amazing tits in amazing places doing amazing things in amazing pictures shot by amazing photographers… In a….I mean once or twice…but her nudity catalog is deep and has been going on for years…and it’s just so draining to look at this…Again with the nudity Eniko…you one trick pony…I mean really…. But we don’t get bored….because naked pics…even when seen the 1000th time still inspire erections…. If anything, her nudity is the only reason I want to have her babies…dripping off my face.

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Eniko Mihalik Awesome Model Tits for Document Journal of the Day

‘In Time’: The Reviews Are In!

Justin Timberlake’s sci-fi thriller has audiences and critics divided. By Kara Warner Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried in “In Time” Photo: 20th Century Fox What do you get when you mix a futuristic, time-as-money/life-or-death premise; a cast of pretty young things, including Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried, Matt Bomer and Cillian Murphy; plus the sound sci-fi sensibilities of writer/director Andrew Niccol (“Gattaca,” “The Truman Show”) and appropriately stylized cinematography by Roger Deakins (“True Grit,” “The Reader”)? “In Time” is what, a complex, visually appealing sci-fi thriller that has audiences and critics somewhat divided. (The critical collective over at Rotten Tomatoes is at 36 percent rotten, while its audience rating sits at 76 percent fresh.) Take a few moments to check out the film’s ticking points, if you will, as we sift through the “In Time” reviews! The Story “The premise builds on the notion that time is money. In the movie’s dystopian future, where today’s cars have tomorrow’s grilles, time has replaced money. People are born with genetic clocks that stop at the age of 25; after that they’ve got one year in which to beg, borrow, steal or even earn more time. If they don’t, the digital clocks embedded in their forearms dwindle down to zero and they time out, i.e., die. That’s clever, right? But then there are roving gangs called Minute Men (Teddy Boy types out of ‘A Clockwork Orange’) who steal time; the borderline-silly spectacle of almost everyone looking 25; the polemic element of social injustice (the richest of the rich can live forever because they’ve got eons socked away); and the action-adventure element, a clumsy amalgam of Robin Hood, ‘Bonnie and Clyde,’ ‘The Avengers,’ ‘Les Mis